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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:55 am 
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Once upon a time, in the golden age of rm-rf Korea, there was a young nobleman by the name of Bonar de Jacconne. He was of those storied dragonborn penii, and he lived high atop a mountain which has since been immortalized in Minecraft effigy.

He one time was able to revive old threads at the wave of a magic penos-straw wand.
The crapyclawn.net domain required no maintenance if he was present.
Elderly women crossed many streets safely, in heavy traffic, when he was in town.
No Underscore found it necessary to marry another Underscore, or Far Eastern Maiden, or Texan, while B.J. was dwelling among us.
EA never released a bad, terrible, fully unsupported Battlefield title in the years of his presence.
Glim knew many of the Counterstrike maps and did not need to be babied along and told which end of the gun bullets come out of, as a direct result of Bon.Jack and his illimitable vibrance.
No one ever told a Chuck Norris joke, because Chuck Norris was not funny/tough/manly until B.Jack departed.
He was not, and never shall be, a penis.


The reign of Boner J. was sparkling, philanthropic, brilliant, and over too soon, much like the last time many of us had sechs.
We still shed tears, we still pour out a lil' splash of Dime's Old Fashioned, when we think of him.
There's nothing left to remind us, but the memory of his lawl, so take a look at us now.

The End.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:30 pm 
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Just a reminder, it is almost March 28th, the 2nd Annual Boner Jackson Day.

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got it thanks for the reminder i'll get my special pants ready (aka no pants)

also added it to our crapy google calendar.

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