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PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:42 am 
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I played the beta tonight, and concluded that it was the gayest fucking bullshit in the history of gay fucking bullshit. Deagles were $1400. Fuck Gabe right in his fat fucking ass.

And the fanbois. Oh, they are worse than ever before.

Fucking gay.


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Hogg wrote:
I played the beta tonight, and concluded that it was the gayest fucking bullshit in the history of gay fucking bullshit. Deagles were $1400. Fuck Gabe right in his fat fucking ass.

And the fanbois. Oh, they are worse than ever before.

Fucking gay.


STFU Hoggg you just hate any change the game works just give it a try fag troll.

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Here's what they said:

Eww, this food is nasty! *eats*

The retort was not worth typing, given the audience:
*pays $50 for food* *food turns into worthless dogshit* *fanbois masturbate*


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CS1.6 Player Minutes per Month: 4.983 billion.
CS:S Player Minutes per Month: 1.686 billion.

You think gabe would take a hint. Most CS players want a solid, unchanging game they can run on their crappy computer.

But at this point, it's clear Gabe is directing CS:S to a different market from CS 1.6 players, as he's given up on them since they all failed to make the switch.

Solution? Get some really pretty skins for 1.6.

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Total player minutes per month for all steam games: 6.066 billion
CS 1.6 is 82% of every minute spent logged into steam, in the entire world. This makes Gabe a sad panda!

p.p.s.
what are all the CAL nubs saying about this shit?

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Agent_137 wrote:
p.p.s.
what are all the CAL nubs saying about this shit?


"I thought this was practice"

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lol holy shit deagle is projected to hit $1.9k

i cant even deagle in a pub

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glock > deagle.


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Guys, this is just confirmation of what we have been saying since years... this game is so gay now that to try is futile. Now we just have more of a reason to treat the game with disdain and disrespect. Two grand for a deagle is gayer than gay... but this is more reason to buy the trusty p226. In real life I cant afford these shits either. LAWL.

I am really, really, hoping we can glock fountain enough to spike the price of Glocks to an alarming cost. Just imagine a world where you can poo UMP's or FAMAS.

I see this as just another piece of evidence that every week is 'smokin weed week' at Valve. Let's run with it.

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assrott wrote:
Agent_137 wrote:
p.p.s.
what are all the CAL nubs saying about this shit?


"I thought this was practice"


About the money thing? "I am switching to 1.6."

At least until Gabe released something that said you could turn it off with a cvar.


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DUALLIE FOUNTAIN


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This is funny, I cant wait to try it. Im comming home today.


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Hogg wrote:
DUALLIE FOUNTAIN


lawl

i hope some get to liek 200$, so we can make great fountains.

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in before hogg

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zenzog wrote:
in before hogg


thats what i said to your mom last night.


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il get it later, il install a thing that deletes all of a user's messages along with that user


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