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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:19 am 
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I JUST GOT A FIREFALL BETA INVITE YAY YAY YAY

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:49 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:16 pm 
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Attention.

True Blood is Twilight for adults.

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True Blood is Twilight for adults.
What part of that would cause any of us to want to watch?

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True Blood is Twilight for adults.
What part of that would cause any of us to want to watch?
Zero parts, which is the point.

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In all the news fit to Gabe:

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/arch ... nsole.aspx
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Last month, Gabe Newell, the boss-man over at Valve, was quoted as saying, "if we have to sell hardware we will." That sentiment may be closer to fruition than we all realized.

TheVerge.com has uncovered a number of difficult to verify, but believable rumors that all point to Valve entering the hardware race very soon. Apparently, Valve is working on spec hardware and software that other manufacturers would be able to license that will play PC games and support the Steam distribution system. Valve would be designing the hardware and software, but other companies would be producing it, sort of along the lines of DVD player technology. This would make Valve's hardware an open system much like what Google has been doing with Android phones. There are rumors that Alienware has already begun designing early prototypes.
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/arch ... t-men.aspx
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After another profitable year for Valve, company co-founder and managing director Gabe Newell, has become one of the world’s newest billionaires. Welcome to the club Gabe.

Forbes claims they consulted with “video game industry insiders, equity analysts, investment bankers, and technology analysts” to determine that Valve Corporation is worth at least $3 billion dollars, and since Newell owns 50 percent of the company’s stock that means he’s worth at least 1.5 billion.

What makes Valve’s profit margins unique for a video game company is that it makes most of its revenues from its Steam downloadable service. Steam has taken over 70 percent of the downloadable market and features in excess of 1,800 games from more than 50 publishers.

Since Newell has an estimated net worth of $1.5 billion dollars, he ranks 854 out of 1,226 global billionaires on Forbes list of the world’s richest people. Sure, he has a lot of money, but is he also rich in love? That’s the greatest treasure of all.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:32 am 
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<3 gabe. enjoy your billions, buddy.

it's funny because i, i think we all, used to hate him.

But, IN THIS AGE OF INTERNET, he built the best fucking product(s) on the market, FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:31 pm 
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Agree. Live forever, Gabe.


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Agree. FUCK YOU EA.
I'm more hateful then Hogg.


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Agree. FUCK YOU EA.
I'm more hateful then Hogg.
Riccitiello, John Chief Executive Officer
Bene, Stephen G. Senior Vice President, General Counsel and Corporate Secretary
Gibeau, Frank President, EA Labels
Toledano, Gabrielle Executive Vice President and Chief Talent Officer
Moore, Peter Chief Operating Officer
Segerstrale, Kristian Executive Vice President, Digital
Taneja, Rajat Chief Technology Officer
Barker, Ken Senior Vice President, Chief Accounting Officer
Linzner, Joel Executive Vice President, Business and Legal Affairs

Also...just saying...


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So on Thursday night (8th of MAR) I saw something that I've been mulling over in my head for awhile:

I was leaving a local mall just after dinner time and saw a group of five 12-15 year olds (we'll call them group A) run across the parking lot and throw something at the car ahead of me, containing two 15-17 year olds (group B). So B gets pissed off, stops their car and get out (with me immediately behind) and the two groups commence what can best be described as a dance-off for the next 5 minutes. I believe they thought it was a fight, but damn...just damn.

I sat in my car though almost the whole thing looking bored. I figured the best thing for these kids is that they get smacked around a little and wouldnt interviene unless there was the life/limb/eysight threat. Eventually it was broken up by a random parent and the mall security that came screeching in in their mall-car thing.

As I've been thinking of this for the last couple days I've come to a couple conclusions:
1) Kids now have filthy fucking mouths. I can swear and curse. There are some words I don't use. I heard "Nigger" more damn times in that 5 minutes then I could count, and there was a whole mix of races between the 2 groups. I think kids now don't understand/believe-in the racial context of that word and think it's just an insult? If I ever talked like that as a kid my dad would have spanked the shit out of my ass.

2) Kids have no fucking clue how to fight anymore. Congrats America, you have pussified an entire fucking generation. I HOPE that the children in other states stll idolize John Wayne and G.I. Joe, because aparently in IA all they do is fucking watching Glee and High School Musical. They really spent 5 minutes dancing around eachother, and only had 1 connecting bitch-slap in the entire thing (one guy from group B took a slap to the mouth, didnt even break his lip open). If it's up to the kids here in the next 10 years we'll just settle our disputes with Iran and N Korea a la "Bring It On".

I'm not saying I'm any kind of badass or that I was the worlds toughest kid (or that I even made it to the middle of the pack), but damn, really people? This is what you have raised?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:43 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:28 pm 
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Entropy.
and I'll bring up my Pro Whaling stance again, as well as inviting everyone to my joint 50th Birthday Party / My oldest son's 21'st Birthday party (will be taking place in 2033) which will be a whale hunt (if we haven't killed them off already, which would piss me off, unless I helped).


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Hurray! Southpark season 16 has started!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:22 pm 
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http://www.borderlands2.com/loveletter?x

Yaaaay Borderlands 2.

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I like how the whole thing is: "We know that we made a console game and then ear-raped all PC players with it; We're sorry."
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I hope this is good, because I love the core idea.

http://www.gameinformer.com/games/resid ... -city.aspx


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:08 am 
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I like how the whole thing is: "We know that we made a console game and then ear-raped all PC players with it; We're sorry."
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lol. Also my mind read it in Claptrap's voice and it was actually pretty funny.


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