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So... This guy with no arms and no legs get permission to fight MMA in Alabama.


http://www.mmascraps.com/2009/04/kyle-m ... video.html

Wow! That is some seriously crazy shit. So how do you get chosen to be the guy to fight the quad? If you win you're the ashold who beat up the cripple, if you lose (or draw) you're the panzy who couldn't beat the quadriplagic, and the whole time in the ring you're facing a small rabid dog. Also, what kind of trophy do they give for that win?

Hm. I watched part of round one.

That man is going to come after me in my dreams.

As is consistent with all MMA fights there is no real winner, only one guy who got punched less.

My idea of a win is to not get punched in the head, neck, or scrotum repeatedly and to drink at home instead.

The guy too lazy to participate in the MMA? There's your real winner.

In this match, as Teaks pointed out, there's even more to lose. Little things, like dignity or pride.

Would you like to be the guy who hit a man with no hands or feet or be the guy who figured out how to get punched by a guy with no hands and kicked by a guy with not feet?

Also, the congenital amputee's rabid lapdog attacking style was boring.

When looking for the triumph of mind over body and true inspiration, I'll gladly check out the Paralympic games or one of it's sister competitions.

This guy just looks like a fucking idiot.