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 Post subject: Anniversary gifts?
PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:56 pm 
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Alright, so got one more request for help. Got my 3rd wedding anniversary coming up in a week+. Anyone got great gift ideas? I always go for a little origionallity over a stock gift, but right now lacking even a place to start. Anyone got a great idea or 2?


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Fuckers; not helping...


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Hahahaha. A print of a good picture of you two in a nice frame.


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I feel liek this is a question for Ashley and I to answer.

My suggestions are:

A dinner train [such as http://www.newportdinnertrain.com/ ] Most states offer them, and they're fun as hell. They also have mystery ones.

An electric skillet [ http://tinyurl.com/36ng8ux ]

And finally, this.
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[also no girl has never not liked getting a pony.]

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Actually show up.
Occupationally you're an absentee participant in a bulk of your marriage.
Make the day about her.
Couples massage or shopping, or a run together, what she's into.
Don't ask her "what she wants to do", you've been with her long enough, just take her on a day that's all about her.
Don't fool yourself, anniversaries have nothing to do with you.
Don't turn into the whiny prissy little girl you tend to when you're not getting your way with her. Save that for a normal day.

There's your help, go and be stupid no more.


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The 3rd anniversary is leather. Buy her a wallet or a couch.

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I was going to suggest the couples' massage as well... that's assuming you have some time together before you ship off. Spoiling her with something she'll remember would be the best way to go.

In case you don't have time together - If you have a lot of photos of the two of you, you could spend a night or two putting together an album on snapfish.com or a similar website. Jewelry or flowers are never a bad idea, as all or part of your gift. Hopefully by now you have a good idea of what kinda flowers she likes and her style of shiny things.


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I was going to suggest the couples' massage as well... that's assuming you have some time together before you ship off. Spoiling her with something she'll remember would be the best way to go.

In case you don't have time together - If you have a lot of photos of the two of you, you could spend a night or two putting together an album on snapfish.com or a similar website. Jewelry or flowers are never a bad idea, as all or part of your gift. Hopefully by now you have a good idea of what kinda flowers she likes and her style of shiny things.
Hell no you send her to the spa for the day and then your free to get drunktros.

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That's for birthdays, not anniversaries.


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Maybe take her to the place you proposed.


























































































































and stick it in her butt

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You know, I knew that was coming and it still made me lol.

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You know, I knew that was coming and it still made me lol.
And she'll scream a little.


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You know, I knew that was coming and it still made me lol.
And she'll scream a little.
You're talking like you have first-hand knowledge here...


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You know, I knew that was coming and it still made me lol.
And she'll scream a little.
You're talking like you have first-hand knowledge here...
You've been in Missouri for a couple of months now, so do you.


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a framed picture of all teh underscores. surrounded by hearts.

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Ok, sorry for the 4 year bump, but holy shit this thread made me laugh out loud. A++++++ contributions at the beginning, and then dime following through with that one post. Would read again, and will, when I forget about it again in another 4 years.

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The perfect leather gift for your wife: http://www.reddit.com/r/batman/comments ... files_ive/


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You know, I knew that was coming and it still made me lol.

said no wife ever.


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The 3rd anniversary is leather. Buy her a wallet or a couch.
Hey Assrot,

Fuck yo couch

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