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LOL U R RITE

P.S. Edict of Toleration! HELL YEAH, LET'S GO GET WASTED TO CELEBRATE!

BTW, regarding stealing handbags et al., I enjoy the site demonoid.com. You might recognize the name, as they track torrents that are featured on many sites. I managed to get an account there, so if anyone would like an invite, I can hook at least one person up. PM me.

Edit: haha, now that I look there again, I've uploaded 13.37 GB. I am great.

yeah, most torrents i get are tracked by demonoid.

those guys are great.

hook me up hogg!

im only a fledgling internet pirate and need more booty

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So a seal walks into a club...

you call yourself a pirate cause you download torrents?

any 22 year old community college senior soriority girl can download torrents..

what a big man, you are... i'll buy you a pack a gum an show you how to chew it.


lawl, i am crusty and an e-oldster.

This just in: Wiki News Wants to Be Taken Seriously


Give me a fucking break. I'm gonna write a story like that about the "beautiful, efficient finishing" of Zarqawi.

I now have "Gay Bar" as the ring tone for all the Manhammers, thus absolutely ensuring that I'm gonna leave the phone on in church some time and one of you is going to call.

I'll do it, do you have my numbar saved?

Maybe. I need to go raid the sekret number thread and make sure.

*In vent*

Nauseous: Who's winning the Mav's game?
Heretic: Tip off is right now.
KingLoser: Go watch a real sport.
Heretic: I don't have any CAL demo's.

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Fuck you, fucking pirates. Just use fucking ISO images. I'm sick of having to pirate a new CD-image utility every time I want to pirate some game or something.

ZOMG. i got my postcard from jay with this ultra-hot chinese model on the front.

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We're all gonna die, but I got a helmet.
http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/we ... nadie.html

if you use the fixed exe available off of Gamecopyworld.com, you don't need to use teh image at all.
moran.

I need to install the game...

MOOKETTE THE SILENT ASSASSIN MASSACRES 33

lawl. This "Hitman" game contains in itself all delight.

But I wish the little mission hint thingies would show up sooner, so that I knew to put away my fucking gun before I walk out in disguise, or to wait for the guard to stand next to the railing so I can just push him out, instead of strangling him... from in front.

yeah, i just baught all the hints all at once.

also, run n gun = teh win.

I R BAM!

Also, I poisoned the Coke, but then nobody drank it.

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I now realize you mean Bam Margera (a local native of me) but i thought you meant "Bas Ass Mother" *




* or BAMF

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wow. i just saw a truck that was delivering some kind of snack food stuff to a gas station. i guess the brand name was lance but on teh back of the truck was someone wearing jeans and one of their products was sticking out of the pocket. and it said IVE GOT LANCE IN MY PANTS

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lawl, nice marketing.

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I made a ytmnd

http://picardhooligan.ytmnd.com/

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aeWcah-Fo6k& ... %20zarqawi

Al-Zarqawi being pwned LOL

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In spite of the things I've sent back to Capital One et al., here I am with more shit mail from them. They just don't learn, do they?

I'm thinking of printing this in all caps and returning it, maybe with some change or powdered sugar thrown in:

DEAR ASSFUCKS,

FUCK YOU. YOU HAVE GUARANTEED I WILL NEVER HAVE A CAPITAL ONE CARD. AS I HAVE REQUESTED MULTIPLE FUCKING TIMES, PLEASE STOP SENDING ME YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT. THE MORE YOU DO, THE MORE POSTAGE YOU WILL WASTE.

THE REASONS I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID SHIT ARE SIMPLE:
1) I NEVER ASKED FOR IT. I NEVER ASKED FOR MY BANK TO GIVE OR SELL YOU MY PRIVATE INFORMATION. FUCK YOU FOR ACCEPTING IT.
2) I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BOTHER EVEN THROWING IT AWAY.
3) I DON'T WANT SOME FUCKUP TO STEAL IT SO HE CAN SELL IT FOR METH TO SOME OTHER FUCKUP, WHO WILL USE IT TO STEAL MY IDENTITY AND RUIN MY CREDIT. YOU COCKSUCKERS.

I HAVE NEVER DONE BUSINESS WITH YOU, AND YOU'VE MADE DAMN SURE I NEVER WILL. THEREFORE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SEND ME STUPID BULLSHIT. SHOVE YOUR APPROVAL UP YOUR RICH FAT EXPLOITATIVE ASS, YOU COCK-GOBBLING CASH WHORES.

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Is that too much? Maybe next time they ignore my request to stop sending me shit?