crapy clawn forums

my friends cousin went on there and they couldn't match him to anybody

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It doesn't taste as good as it smells.

Good story. Would read again.

i hate you guys

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It doesn't taste as good as it smells.

Bad story, will not read again.

+++++

i like the commentary on the link:
"Really, had the Batman video not had a Spider-Midget, you'd be looking at the new legal definition of WTF, right here."

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Rob came back and sploded the forums.

Courtesy of assrott, the Collective Biggest Fucking Balls On The Entire Planet Award goes to:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/200 ... ue.amateur

dear god

gabe is.. shrinking.

Hogg, is that or is that not a picture of our high school American Lit teacher?

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And Darkness and Decay and The Underscores held illimitable dominion over all.

Haha, when I read that I thought of Briggs. Thats not right at all.

It's a little bit off; maybe if the pictured figure had whiter hair. I'd love to do a better analysis, but I can't look at the picture for more than two seconds.

I liked him better fat. more jovial. did you know FAT is the only word in English you can say a hundred times without it sounding weird?

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wow.

I was pretty startled at the lackadaisicleness of the people during the first 1.5 minutes... i would have been going ape-shit all over that car, and i sure as hell woulda gone up on top instead of through the windsheild...

but yeah... amazing. The debate is over, those guys have the biggest balls.

Nah, I give them credit for even standing as close as they did. Fire's hot. My guess is the entire body of the car would've been hot enough to burn. Also, the top side looks too smashed up for a person to fit through, let alone pull someone else through. It's not clear whether they knew at that point that kids were inside, too.

Dime, is this really Gabe, or just a random old lesbian?

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And Darkness and Decay and The Underscores held illimitable dominion over all.

This is really Gabe.

You're really Gabe.

I think you look more like Gabe than I do, sweetheart.

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Stranger: hey
You: hero
Stranger: 17 usa male
You: I put on my wizard hat
You: i start to cast thunderbomb!
You: you take 24 dmg
You: you wait too long
You: I start to cast aurawhirl your in trouble now
You: aurawhirl fizzles i am out of mana uht oh

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You: I put on my wizard hat
Stranger: hahahah xD whyy??
You: it will give me +34 fire resistance
You: I start to cast fire cohesion
You: fire cohesion has struck you for 46 points of damage
You: you are stunned
You: I start to cast cloak of invisibility
Stranger: okkkk??????
You: you can no longer see me
Stranger: woow
You: your random made up words have confused me i am now visible
Stranger: wud yhu call urdelf a geek????
You: I know you are too much of a foe for me to take on I put on my boots of escaping
You: I have escaped
You: I cast cloak of invisibility again
Stranger: whutt dha fuckk r yhu talkinqq abt!!!!
You: I am out of mana
You: i eat a mana recharging fruit
You: my mana is recharged
You: I recast cloak of invisibility
You: I am now invisible
Stranger: dammmmnn niqqeh yhu a loser•
You: I sneak up on you
You: and gently caress you thigh
Stranger: oooooooooooohhhh wow & yhu uur point isz..

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You: I put on my wizard hat
Stranger: uau
You: i start to cast inferno
Stranger: inferno e céu
You: you have taken 56 points of damage
Stranger: what game?
Stranger: lovegame
You: you look confused
Stranger: ergiejtkhsrkkl
Stranger: verry mutcch
You: your random spouts of confusion have stunned me
You: i am stunned
You: i am stunned
Stranger: you scare me
Stranger: RONALDO
You: i am no longer stunned
You: i start to cast cloak of invisibility
Stranger: can i let you confused?
You: my casting has been interupted by your random words
You: i start to cast dragon fire
You: you have been hit by 343 points of fire damage
You: you are dead
Stranger: olha você me assusta, se vc não é brazileiro sorte sua, se vc é vai se fuder jogador do caralho
You: i loot your body
You: you have a pair of sandals and a fishing pole
Stranger: want to fuck?
You: and 2 copper coins
Stranger: call a bitch baby
You: you have been turned into a crazed zombie raper
You: i cast dragon fire again
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WE HAVE A OMEGLE THREAD FOR A REASON AND THIS ISNT IT

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i'm really happy mike rowe is getting endorsement deals.

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Mike Rowe is delicious.

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I'm not a girl...er, guy.