I'm sure some of you have heard me mention that I play a RPI MUD (role play intensive multi user dungeon). I wanted to post this so you have an idea of the type of world in the mud, since I hardly ever talk about it. Plus, it's funnay.
. . .I like thinking of it as Forgotten Realms, or Middle Earth gone horribly, horribly awry. And that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
I mean, who doesn't love this image:
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The swarthy, handsome ranger says, in sirihish:
"Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall."
The red-haired halfling asks, in sirihish:
"What about breakfast?"
Irritated, swarthy, handsome ranger says, in sirihish:
"You've already had it."
Sounding confused, the red-haired halfling asks, in sirihish:
"We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?"
Sounding resigned, the dark-haired halfling tells the red-haired halfling, in kentu:
"I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."
Looking desperately aghast, the red-haired halfling asks the dark-haired halfling, in kentu:
"What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?"
Deadpan, the dark-haired halfling tells the red-haired halfling, in kentu:
"I wouldn't count on it."
Pullng out a blowgun, the red-haired halfling exclaims, in kentu:
"We'll show him then!"
The red-haired halfling shoots the swarthy, handsome ranger with a feathered, poison-tipped needle!
The swarthy, handsome ranger's eyes roll back in his head.
The swarthy, handsome ranger crumples to the ground.
Happily, the red-haired halfling tells the dark-haired halfling, in kentu:
"Let's eat!"
The dark-haired halfling nods, happily, pulling out a crude bone skinning knife.
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