It is 3:20am, Prod and I are chatting in #underscores about mundane things when suddenly (typos left in for posterity):
(@Prod) dude guess what
(@Prod) i have been going out with my gf for 1 month today
(@Prod) she gives hte greatest blow jobs
(@Prod) omfg
(@Prod) she sollows to nice shit
(@Agent_137) hahah
(@Agent_137) i'm sure she apprecaites you telling all your counter-strike buddies her sexual expertise
(@Prod) dude she does
(@Prod) she watched me type that
(@Prod) she said she is happy and i tell my friends that i love her in everyway and form
(@Prod) and that she can make me happy
(@Prod) she doesnt care that i tell ppl things
(@Prod) just somethings we keep to us
(@Prod) Prod has a big cock
(@Prod) i didnt write that
(@Prod) she did
(@Prod) omfg she is died
(@Prod) hold on
(@Agent_137) hahaha
(@Agent_137) that's fantastic
(@Prod) ok i am back i handcuffed her to hte bed
(@Agent_137) this is -so- going on the quote page in the forums.
(@Prod) lol
(@Prod) she wants me to come play i will bbl
(@Prod) Prod needs his love
(@Agent_137) mwahahahah.
(@Agent_137) don't come back fool!
(@Prod)