Since it seems no one has added anything of great interest to the forums for the last week+, with the exception of a recipe for a heart-attack-in-a-pan, I'm looking for ideas in half-drunk, dialated-eyes state (my fiance is in optometry school, I got to be the guinny-pig today). So I'm going to add an "F'd up news column". As a bit of a news hound I'll like to all the f'd up news stories I find and add my own little comments.
So here's some to get it started:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,216846,00.html
Now tell me: How f'ing difficult is it to keep from trying to fuck little children? Every damn time i turn around it's another priest popping the alterboy in his confessional room or a school teacher banging a 5 year old while calling him 'big daddy'. I realize that sex is a big motivator for most people, but for the love of christ everyone in this country knows that diddling little jimmy while his voice is still of similar pitch to michael jackson is wrong. For the love of christ people STOP FUCKING CHILDREN.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,216880,00.html
How has no one taken a pot-shot at these people yet? It surprises the living fuck out of me that we've been doing this Iraq war thing for almost 5 years now, we have soldiers comeing back every day with some good Post tramatic stress syndrome, we have Special forces guys (and 30 billion others) who come back to find their wives sleeping with every college student in a 100 mile raduis, flip out, kill their wives, and then themselves. Why does no one decide "Hey, fuck this life, I'm pissed off, but I'm going to try to make it a better world before I go down." Why does no one actually go out of their way to begin shooting the idiots of the world before they decide to commit suicide?
The dumb-fucks mentioned in this article should be high on just about anyones hit-list. Currently listed on mine is this whole family, just about 100% of the oil industry executives ("Oh, hurricane katrina was so bad for us we had to raise gas prices over $1 a gallon, but then we can report record-breaking-profits for the next year". Die mother fuckers, die.). Add to that every white-collar executive who defrauds his company (cough cough enron cough) and ruins the lives of thousands of workers underneith them, and finally lawyers. Yep, all lawyers. Okay, a small number of them are necessary for a proper functioning of society, but the only way lawyers make a living anymore is to be more bloodsucking and decietful then the next guy. A courtroom isn't about finding the truth anymore, it's about who can play on the sympathies of the jury more then the other guy, therefore all lawyers must die.
Now before anyone goes calling the FBI on my ass about this: This is a small portion of my hitlist. You know damn well you have one too. Sadly I have a beautiful fiance, a job I really enjoy, a decent salary, and an all around good life. Maybe someday when the rest of my life has fallen into ruin I'll get all pissed off (an hence it helps to have this planned out already), but for now I don't actually have any intention of doing anything. That leads to my actual bitch about this news story. There are dumb-fucks everywhere in the world that need killing, where are the bastards who have been trained to kill and have nothing left to live for?
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