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ok listen happy 1. i would never surrender to that faggo ultros remember when i broke his nose (ALSO I GOATSED HIM DID OU SEE THAT)

2. im sorry about the butt problem thing i said that so no one would click on this thread

3. we can discuss strategy and tactics in here

now happy, this is th eplan for tonights attack

the army of the enemy is stationed on the hill
we've got to get them down here and this is how we will
our men in the ravine (that's this area in green)
will go across the valley where they plainly can be seen
and the enemy (in blue) will undoubtedly pursue
for thats what you depend upon an enemy to do

My robot brigades will be standing by.

They've been programmed for street warfare and they all have explodign hammers to bash the enemy in the head with. They also have no ears so they won't be scared when the enemy yells "COBRA!!!".

then to guarantee their folly
we'll bring bowmen into play
who will fire just one volly
...and retire to point A

now when the foe sees our soldiers marching through the lea
they will mount a charge and meet us at the point i've labeled B
and their bowmen on the hill (in yellow on the map)
will leave their posts to join the rest and fall into our trap
then we'll cut off reinforcements and retreat of any kind
bearing principles of enfilade and defilade in mind

and if the ploys we pick to really
work to bring to pass occur
we won't just have a victory
we will have our selves a massacre

now listen to me closely i'll endeavor to explain
what separates a charlatan from a charlemagne
a rule confessed by generals illustrious and various
though pompous as a pompey or daring as a darius
a simple rule that every great man learns by heart
its smarter to be lucky than its lucky to be smart

also exploding hammers? please this is our standard issue weapon

Needs rifling.

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And Darkness and Decay and The Underscores held illimitable dominion over all.

I know you cant see them on the map but the point labeled ZETA is where the ninja are stationed. They will sit in the tall grass and wait for the enemy legions of elephant riders.

Ninja vs Elephant = we win every time.

Also, all ninjas will be equipped with lassos.