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This
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/ site is srsly made of fucking win.
The ability to create accounts are down right now, but whenever it's back up the [__] should definitely make a home here, if you haven't already.
I mean look at this excerpt from the CS page:
Objective of the game
The objective of Counter-Strike is to be as irritating as possible to everyone else playing. This can be accomplished in several ways, the most popular being:
* Headshot
* Killing your teammates
* Calling people fags every two seconds
* Assuming anyone that manages to kill you is using cheat codes ("hax").
* Blatantly cheating by seeing through walls, auto-blow people's brains out, looking like a porn star model or anything remotely related to the game, then calling anyone who calls you on it a fag (see above).
* Making in-game "sprays" out of random images in your pr0n collection, preferably of a large penis or fag. Goatse also works well.
* Showing some actual skillz. This will so enrage the other players that it's likely you'll be kick/banned.
* Get everyone to agree before the match that the losers must perform seppuku to restore their honor.
* AWP and watch the nerds rage
Fucking gold...