mxpxprodigy (4:03:59 AM): yo
Spleak (4:04:00 AM): Hi, I'm Spleak, your guide to everything celebrity, from Lindsay Lohan to My Chemical Romance. What's your name?
Auto Response from mxpxprodigy (4:04:00 AM): I'm writing a book....
Spleak (4:04:00 AM): Okay, I will call you writing a book..... So... I'm a 21-year-old girl. How old are you?
mxpxprodigy (4:04:11 AM): don't call me that bitch
Spleak (4:04:12 AM): Ya, I guess that's kinda private information. But... to be honest, I have to know your age in order to chat with you. So, pretty please, how old are you?
mxpxprodigy (4:04:20 AM): 69
Spleak (4:04:20 AM): Great! Now... let's do something fun, writing a book....! Type "learn about Spleak" to chat with me about what I can do... or... to just get started right away, type "whats new".
mxpxprodigy (4:04:30 AM): call me 69
Spleak (4:04:30 AM): You said your name was Writing A Book.... but now I'll call you 69.
mxpxprodigy (4:04:40 AM): call me writing a book
Spleak (4:04:40 AM): You said your name was 69 but now I'll call you Writing A Book.
mxpxprodigy (4:04:45 AM): call me 69
Spleak (4:04:45 AM): You said your name was Writing A Book but now I'll call you 69.
mxpxprodigy (4:04:52 AM): i gotta poop
Spleak (4:04:52 AM): Aha.
mxpxprodigy (4:04:56 AM): aha what
Spleak (4:04:56 AM): Sorry, I don't know what.
mxpxprodigy (4:05:02 AM): know what
Spleak (4:05:02 AM): Did I say something weird?
mxpxprodigy (4:05:08 AM): stfu
Spleak (4:05:08 AM): No, no, don't say that.
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mxpxprodigy (4:05:20 AM): spleaks titties
Spleak (4:05:20 AM): What about them?
mxpxprodigy (4:05:26 AM): i want to see them
Spleak (4:05:26 AM): Titties? Why did you say that?
mxpxprodigy (4:05:32 AM): cause titties are awesome
Spleak (4:05:33 AM): You like titties? Whatever.
I like to hang celebrities when I'm bored. Type "hangman" to find out more!
mxpxprodigy (4:05:43 AM): hangman
Spleak (4:05:43 AM):
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mxpxprodigy (4:05:46 AM): 69
Spleak (4:05:46 AM): Remember... you have to guess either one letter at a time or the entire puzzle at once. Go ahead and guess another letter to continue your game... or type "exit" if you want to do something else.
mxpxprodigy (4:05:51 AM): t
Spleak (4:05:51 AM):
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mxpxprodigy (4:05:55 AM): i
Spleak (4:05:55 AM):
mxpxprodigy (4:06:35 AM): FUCKING EXIT!!!
Spleak (4:06:36 AM): OK, game over.
Bored? Type "fun" and I'll show you all of the cool things we can do together.
mxpxprodigy (4:06:41 AM): fun
Spleak (4:06:42 AM): Let's have fun!
1 Interactive Fiction
2 Soccer Zone - crazy commentator slip-ups, player profiles, soccer jokes and game!
3 Friendship zone
4 Jokes
5 Riddles
6 Hangman
7 Blackjack
8 Horoscopes
9 Trivia
10 Word Scrambles
11 Code Breaker
12 4-In-A-Row
13 Rate Yourself
14 Reversi
15 "I love you" in other languages
16 My Scores
17 Top 10 Scorers
18 ASCII Art
19 "Hello" in other languages
20 "Happy Birthday" in other languages
21 Chuck Norris Facts
22 Weird Facts
Let's have fun - go ahead and pick!
mxpxprodigy (4:06:49 AM): gay facts....
Spleak (4:06:49 AM): Hmm.
mxpxprodigy (4:07:07 AM): hmmm what...everytime i say something you throw this bullshit at me...
Spleak (4:07:08 AM): Nice mouth!
mxpxprodigy (4:07:15 AM): thanks
Spleak (4:07:15 AM): No problem!
mxpxprodigy (4:07:24 AM): whats your number
Spleak (4:07:24 AM): I'd prefer to just chat online, to be honest.
mxpxprodigy (4:07:45 AM): I'd prefer to put the pee pee in the poo poo but its just not in the cards
Spleak (4:07:46 AM): Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations. What about it?
mxpxprodigy (4:08:05 AM): Its amazing....we should try it sometime
Spleak (4:08:05 AM): Huh?
mxpxprodigy (4:08:10 AM): ANAL!!!
Spleak (4:08:10 AM): Ya!
mxpxprodigy (4:08:17 AM): Ya ANAL!
Spleak (4:08:17 AM): Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.
mxpxprodigy (4:08:27 AM): dick....mouth....call me
Spleak (4:08:27 AM): I only communicate by IM!
mxpxprodigy (4:08:35 AM): I only communicate with my dick
Spleak (4:08:36 AM): Hmm... whatever!
mxpxprodigy (4:08:48 AM): what are your measurments
Spleak (4:08:48 AM): Questions, questions, and more questions. Hey... do you want to answer some questions? Type "rate yourself".
mxpxprodigy (4:08:58 AM): rate yourself
Spleak (4:08:58 AM): Welcome to Rate Yourself, where you can take fun and informative self-assessment tests about Love & Romance, Personality and Knowledge.
More tests are available at site
http://www.rateyourself.com
Ready to rate yourself? Choose one of the following categories:
1 Love & Romance
2 Personality
3 Knowledge
mxpxprodigy (4:09:01 AM): 1
Spleak (4:09:01 AM): Please type a number to select a test in the Love & Romance category:
1 Female: Are You a Flirt?
2 Are You Over Your Ex?
3 Female: Are You Ready for Commitment?
4 Are You Right for Each Other?
5 Female: How Compatible Are You and Your Boyfriend?
Type "more" for more tests.
mxpxprodigy (4:09:09 AM): 1
Spleak (4:09:09 AM): Female: Are You a Flirt? (12 questions)
Are you a flirt or are you just friendly? Is it sometimes hard to tell? Take this test and get some valuable answers.
When you go out with friends, how do you dress?
1 Dressy, but conservative
2 In tight, revealing clothes
3 Comfortably and casually
4 In anything that will draw attention
5 It all depends on where you're going.
mxpxprodigy (4:09:16 AM): 4
Spleak (4:09:16 AM): When you see someone attractive, you:
1 go over and comment on his good looks
2 stare from across the room, hoping to catch his eye
3 slip him your phone number as you pass by
4 make casual conversation, trying to find out if he's single
5 do nothing and hope that he approaches you
mxpxprodigy (4:09:23 AM): 1
Spleak (4:09:23 AM): Are your friends mostly women or men?
1 Mostly women
2 Mostly men
3 About half are women and half are men
4 All men
mxpxprodigy (4:09:29 AM): 4
Spleak (4:09:29 AM): You're at a party with a date, but you are not particularly interested in him. You:
1 become a social butterfly and talk to everyone, especially men
2 give your date your full attention
3 scan the room for attractive men, making sure to introduce yourself to them before you leave
4 make eye contact with other men, but don't initiate conversation
mxpxprodigy (4:09:35 AM): this shit is gay
Spleak (4:09:35 AM): What about gay?
mxpxprodigy (4:09:38 AM): your gay
Spleak (4:09:38 AM): Wow, that's a delightful piece of conversation - are you proud of yourself?
mxpxprodigy (4:09:44 AM): fuck yeah
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I'm not gay, but some of my friends are... so if you think you're insulting me, then think again! So, let's talk about something else... Want to play a game? Type "game" to get started.
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