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1ucksh0t
 Post subject: an ode to cockslap
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:15 pm 
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oh my dear cockslap,
how i miss you so,
I wish to be near to you,
and roll your manhammer in my love dough,

I remember the days,
when we used to knife,
now im all alone,
in a life on endless strife

oh cockslap wont you return to us someday,
and save us from our plight,
just tell your mother (in spanish) that its ok,
and that you must return to the fight

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* wipes tears away *
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are you laughin now, beeyotch?
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Just talk shit about Ohio St. football, he'll show :P

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cockslap, not coqui
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come into the FUCKDOME
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He has a phone, just call.
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we should.

any volunteers? (that speak spanish?)

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no habla espagnola?

see, i cant even type it.

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Just talk shit about Ohio St. football, he'll show :P
Have no fear! I AM HERE!!!!
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we should.

any volunteers? (that speak spanish?)
Yo puedo hablar español.
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we should.

any volunteers? (that speak spanish?)
Yo puedo hablar español.
CAPS LOCK (Elias) (lol): 1-900-mix-a-lot

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come into the FUCKDOME
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don't put his number in a public thread genius
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That and we both speak different dialects of Spanish. They would barely understand what I said and vice versa.
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That and we both speak different dialects of Spanish. They would barely understand what I said and vice versa.
you just have to be able to navigate through his mother who speaks espanol. It will be a difficult boss to beat.

Protip: To beat the final boss say random spanish sentences till it dies. Or hands the phone to cockslap.

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That and we both speak different dialects of Spanish. They would barely understand what I said and vice versa.
you just have to be able to navigate through his mother who speaks espanol. It will be a difficult boss to beat.

Protip: To beat the final boss say random spanish sentences till it dies. Or hands the phone to cockslap.
hahahaha epic.

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That and we both speak different dialects of Spanish. They would barely understand what I said and vice versa.
you just have to be able to navigate through his mother who speaks espanol. It will be a difficult boss to beat.

Protip: To beat the final boss say random spanish sentences till it dies. Or hands the phone to cockslap.
:lol: I'm 100% fluent in Spanish....it's just the different dialect. Although I guess all anyone would have to say is, "Puedo hablar con Elias? Soy un amigo de el. Mi nobre es fuckmook"
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i still laugh when i think back on the 'phone in the closet' incident.
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Quiero pene de Elias.
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Quiero pene de Elias.
i lol'd

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please do it.

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