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Getting That Perfect Bite
As science has shown, the human body is full of guts. Knowing where to get that perfect bite can be a long and arduous game of trial and error if you don't know what you're looking for. The last thing you want to do is get a mouthful of slimy insides.
The Neck
...It should be noted that popping your collar has zero effect on deterring this type of attack against you. In fact, all this does is annoy vampires even more, giving them that much more of a reason to single you out to kill.
The Wrists
The wrists might not have quite the blood flow of the carotid artery, but they're much easier to access. Emotional teenagers cut this same spot when nobody will notice them, an action usually done while listening to nu-metal.
The Butt
The human butt has terrible blood flow, but it's just so degrading to the victim. It's the ultimate prank.
By biting somebody in the ass and letting them turn into a vampire, that poor sucker will be forever known as the butt-vampire. Just like how being bitten in the butt by a pirate turns you into a butt-pirate.