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Teaks
 Post subject: Losers in Life?
PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:17 am 
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Fun little news article. Makes me feel better about my life.

http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content ... 50x424.jpg
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Oh! Here's another awesome one that's been in the news recently:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,519475,00.html

If you read the story her husband first shot her in the face with a shotgun, then shot himself. She lived to recieve a face transplant, he lived and went to prison. 2 rounds at point blank and still got a score of zero. That guy has to be getting the rough end in prison.
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Dammit Dime! You're suppose to warn people before you post images like that! What if someone opens this and there are children in the room!
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Ahaha sorry.
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OMG! This one tops any previous loser. It's almost painful, but holy shit this kid must have had several 'late night sneaky uncle's. Dammit! Still listening as I type this and he keeps going!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k437pkDxriA
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OMG! This one tops any previous loser. It's almost painful, but holy shit this kid must have had several 'late night sneaky uncle's. Dammit! Still listening as I type this and he keeps going!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k437pkDxriA

Yuck.


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Next candidate: The entire fucking country of Iran. Nuke the fuckers. Check this:

"Iran Cleric Says British Embassy Staff to Be Tried"
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529 ... latestnews

Direct quote from Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati: the British "had designed a velvet revolution ... In March, they said (in their Foreign Ministry) that street riots were possible during June elections. These are signs ... revealed by themselves."

So the British embassy in Iran identified in March that there MIGHT be riots during the elections and warned the people working there. The Iranians failed to see the potential for riots in their own country. And their fucking supreme religious leader freely admits that their entire governement is full of fucking idiots yet trys to blame the Brits for it. Time to bleach the genetic gene pool people.
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534 ... latestnews
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the $50,000 celebration
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her blowout bash, which included the teen performing three choreographed dance routines
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Her mom, Denise, an NYPD cop, spent two years preparing for the party
LMAO

Molestation = not cool. $50k birthday party you spent 2 years planning on a cops' salary ruined = justice.
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Oh! God the news is full of people today!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534 ... 6548822:z0
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Gangs like the Somali Hot Boyz, the Somali Mafia and Madhibaan with Attitude
ROFL! It's "Battle of the Boy Bands" in Minn. this weekend! Who wants to go?
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And you JUST missed it.
Sorry fucker.
I'll be buying the whole seat, but I'll only need THE EDGE!
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Boyfriend of Suspect in Kidnapping of Baby Cut From Womb Thought Child Was His
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,535 ... latestnews

I didnt realize that my girlfriend would A) have to be pregnant, B) go through labor, C) Most likely go to a hospital (or minimally have SOMEONE else help with the delivery/aftermath), and/or D) Have SOME KIND OF FUCKING SIGN AFTERWARDS THAT SHE HAD GIVEN BIRTH.

Aparently he didnt feel the insanity defense would fly so he's making a case for the 'I'm the biggest fucktard in the universe' defense. It'll be interesting to see how this one turns out.
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Had some time to kill while wondering Target today and came across one of these. Whoever fucking bought a copy of this crap deserves a bullet in the head. It's like buying "C-Span: Season 1" except that C-Span would at least have coverage of changes in American policy.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_0_11? ... bama+inaug
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It's like buying "C-Span: Season 1" except that C-Span would at least have coverage of changes in American policy.
I would totally buy that DVD if it was full of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH8Xw6r5lDI

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Man walks a long fucking ways with a cross:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,561 ... latestnews

Congratulations fucker. You've walked across severeal states in a couple months. Next time you have a few months to blow in penance, try working for 'habitat for humanity' or something else mildly socially productive.
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Aberdeen police Capt. John Green told KXRO-AM that Strickland also has several misdemeanor warrants to clear up.
Carried a cross? check. In trouble with the law? check. He's just following in the Lord's footsteps.
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Somali Pirates Mistake French Military Vessel for Commercial Ship

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Somali pirates in two skiffs fired on a French navy vessel early Wednesday after apparently mistaking it for a commercial boat, the French military said. The French ship gave chase and captured five suspected pirates.
Not sure which is worse: Pirates fucking up and attacking a naval vessel, or that they were THAT pathetic that the FRENCH actually went after them!
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Hugo Chavez Mouthpiece Says U.S. Hit Haiti With 'Earthquake Weapon'
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583588,00.html

HOLY SHIT WE'RE BADASS! I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE! Afganistan is gonna get it's ass rocked!
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A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... otic-crime
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Not an attractive lass, if her mug shot is an indicator.
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Oh! God the news is full of people today!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534 ... 6548822:z0
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Gangs like the Somali Hot Boyz, the Somali Mafia and Madhibaan with Attitude
ROFL! It's "Battle of the Boy Bands" in Minn. this weekend! Who wants to go?
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/11/08/so ... ities-say/
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Twenty-nine people have been indicted in a sex trafficking ring in which Somali gangs in Minneapolis allegedly forced girls under age 14 into prostitution in Minnesota...The Somali Outlaws, the Somali Mafia and the Lady Outlaws -- and that the gangs are connected.
Oh no! The Somali Boy Bands are taking over Minn.!! Watch out Superspck! Not only are they into boxed music, upturned hair and collars, but they're also after 12-year-old girls! It's such a surprise!
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