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HEY.
i just had a dream during my afternoon nap that I was playing airsoft with Dime and some nooblets in the woods. And then I looked out of the woods and saw a train station. And in my mind's eye I saw what was happening at the train station. I became Boner who was writing a book of insanity because his day job involved writing very serious reviews of games. So in order to write this book of insanity he had to live it and currently he was at the train station just hanging out with people. He had a borrowed child (whom he had intentions to return but hadn't yet) and kept him in the trunk. He also had kidnapped a poodle (with no intentions to return) and kept it in the cab of his truck. So then he gets in the truck and ramps off this ramp by the train station over the water and onto a barge. Then he lets the kid out, grabs his harmonica, and goes and hangs out with the barge captain.
Then i woke up.

i literally do not remember opening up this window of this forum but it was open and poitning to this and the weird fact that i find myself facing at this screen combined with the accuracy of the above has made a god-fearing man out of me