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Author:  LiamE [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:23 am ]
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Yes I finished the tutorial yesterday. However it was unclear on some things and after about an hour I just tuned her retarded voice out, accidentally, and missed things. And if you're referring to me not knowing how to transport soil, I didn't have enough skills to buy a container in time. I figured, screw them, I made 100,000 on the deal.

Funny aside: as I was typing this I sat up in my chair, knocking over a sewing box and spilling straightpins all over my room.

Author:  assrott [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:06 am ]
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James Horner is the shit
Challenge: watch Field of Dreams (alone if you must), without tearing up even a bit. Fun fact: if you don't, you're: a) gay, b) spawned upon this planet without a father, or c) have no soul.

Glory + Field of Dreams (especially) == you can't talk shit on James Horner, ever.

Author:  wardryer [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:33 am ]
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first time i saw Glory i cried

Author:  LiamE [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:22 pm ]
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So did I...

I meant "he's the shit" like "he IS GRATE"

Author:  LiamE [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:27 pm ]
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Also, I just discovered an unexplained 800,000 in my wallet. I'm not going to complain, but dude.

Author:  Heretic [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:31 pm ]
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Quote:
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Yeah

James Horner is the shit
Challenge: watch Field of Dreams (alone if you must), without tearing up even a bit. Fun fact: if you don't, you're: a) gay, b) spawned upon this planet without a father, or c) have no soul.

Glory + Field of Dreams (especially) == you can't talk shit on James Horner, ever.
I choose c

Author:  LiamE [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:35 pm ]
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Nevermind, I just got an evemail from the guy who killed me when I was stealing from him and he gave me 750,000... for no reason. I think I need to piss off more rich philanthropic people.

I told him he could come to Oimmo anytime.

He tells me to fly safe. lawl

Author:  Heretic [ Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:32 pm ]
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so I'm gonna travel to oimmo today with my crapy starter ship and hope I don't get shot down.

Author:  dime [ Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:36 pm ]
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I'm making the trip today, too.

Author:  Agent_137 [ Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:11 pm ]
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so I'm gonna travel to oimmo today with my crapy starter ship and hope I don't get shot down.

just make sure "safer space" in your route options in your map, and you'll be fine.

Author:  Hogg [ Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:13 pm ]
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I made the trip in my crapy ship way before all you guys. I didn't do any safer space option, and I was fine. lawl

Author:  LiamE [ Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:50 pm ]
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Hogg the default is safe.

I have been in Oimmo through the [short] lives of 4 frigates. Some asshat warped into space when I was going for crates I HAD JUST WON WHILE DESTROYING PIRATES and shoots me from 50 km out, with a single missile, that completely destroyed my sound wessel. And it was my brand new Tristan.

Author:  Hogg [ Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:52 pm ]
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Fine, I'ma travel unsafely, just to show you.

Author:  Glimfeather [ Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:46 am ]
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Just being a dick, but it is impossible to be"shot down" in a zero gravity environment.

/resume

Author:  Happy [ Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:33 am ]
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Just being a dick, but it is impossible to be"shot down" in a zero gravity environment.

/resume
If you want to get technical, there are actually no "zero" gravity environments. The force of gravity is always acting on everything even if it is too small to detect.

Author:  Agent_137 [ Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:38 pm ]
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lawl.

happy, i like the new sponsor flash on the webpage!

Author:  Happy [ Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:43 pm ]
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? I have not touched the webpage for 3 weeks

Author:  Hogg [ Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:00 pm ]
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it just cycles and cycles. rob must have seen one he hadn't seen before

Author:  Hogg [ Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:21 pm ]
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wtf. "Extended Downtime from 11-17." Will they give me makeup training time? Will they extend my subscription by those six precious hours?

Author:  Agent_137 [ Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:30 pm ]
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kingloser is pouting too.

Author:  KingLoser [ Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:58 pm ]
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kingloser is pouting too.
[12:32] [ __ ] Agent_137: hah
[12:32] [ __ ] Agent_137: we lose

Author:  PorkFrigate [ Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:04 pm ]
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i can see i should have checked this thread more. i hung about ordion and then went a jump over to do missions involving combat. didn't realize the corp moved to parts unknown. also i acknowledge that i have not been proactive in getting membership to your corp. one of the combat missions the goth fag NPC sent me on involved a large number of enemies. i was set upon with cutlasses and cane knives, and only just recovered my new tristan 12 SOME ODD JUMPS AWAY. thousands upon thousands of rounds of projectile ammo, hundreds upon hundreds of missiles, a railgun, howitzer, missile launcher, cold-gas arcjet afterburner, warp core stabilizer, and inestimable upgrades to cpu and power all pissed away in the time it took for several unidentifiable weapons to frizzle my ass down to a disgusting cinder. you may wonder why i made a big deal about 12 jumps....in a gallente velator (appropriate that it rhymes with 'fellator') with no afterburner, you jump since years. bottom line is that i hope soon to restore a burner and some small portion of my former loadout (and pride) and contribute meaningfully to the corp in the last few days of my subscription. i won't be extending it. i'm at the point where the skill training estimates are saying things like "19days 3 hours 24 minutes 2 seconds", and i see that 'that's how they get ya'. it was a fun run, but at this point not even Ron Popeil is going to convince me of the fantastic value of four easy payments of $15.95 so i can shoot faster and know more about fake technology with teh end result of more fake money in my fake wallet.

Author:  LiamE [ Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:35 pm ]
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lawl

I need to get another Tristan... after I finish studying for this Destroyer. (12 +/- hours)

I am going to sell that brain implant to buy the Minmatar Destroyer.

Author:  Hogg [ Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:27 pm ]
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lol words
I agree. As tantalizing as it sounds to have a destroyer-class ship with 20 missile batteries, dozens of rocketsauce launchers, a cloaking device, an FF-328z ECMAPZQWTF, riding on eleventy billion Kredits - and have it named "VAGINAL DISCHARGE I" - I don't think I'll really want to continue playing this game.

Author:  Happy [ Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:21 pm ]
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back to source, yay

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