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Author:  Hogg [ Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:30 am ]
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This one was directed by Quentin Tarantino, who’s been an actor in stuff like RESERVOIR DOGS and PULP FICTION (he’s also in PLANET OF TERROR and DEATH PROOF). This is his first directing job and the dude KICKS ALL SPECTRUM OF ASS. He kicks ass that isn’t even in the ass area. Like, his director skills are so stripper-with-chainsaw good they make you grow asses on other parts of your body that he then kicks. I hope he directs more movies. I would see them, burn down the theater, and then call the fire department so I could tell all the fireman about what a kick-ass movie it was. When they started to attack me with axes, I’d fly away because Quentin’s movie would have given me ninja flight.
ahahaha

Author:  assrott [ Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:02 am ]
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This one was directed by Quentin Tarantino, who’s been an actor in stuff like RESERVOIR DOGS and PULP FICTION (he’s also in PLANET OF TERROR and DEATH PROOF). This is his first directing job and the dude KICKS ALL SPECTRUM OF ASS.
Is he joking or just dumb? I guess if it's the latter, I'll forgive him, since he also penned:
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Then the second movie started. It’s called DEATH PROOF. You know what it isn’t-PROOF? Boner-inducing proof.

Author:  wardryer [ Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:37 pm ]
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I’ve never seen a woman I wanted so bad to rub one out to, but also kind of killed my boner in a way that gave me a bigger boner.

Author:  KingLoser [ Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:21 pm ]
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What is this from?

Author:  assrott [ Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:06 pm ]
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What is this from?
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I'm betting GRINDHOUSE will be better than 300.
in his defense
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32030

Author:  DLong [ Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:15 pm ]
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GRINDHOUSE WILL HAVE HOT CHICKS, EXPLOSIONS, ACHICK WITH A GUN IN FOR HER LEG, EXPLOSIONS, DANNY TREJO RIDING A MOTORCYLE WITH A CHAINGUN ON IT, ZOMBIE LIKE DEATHS, HOT NAKED CHICKS, HELICOPTERS CUTTING PEOPLE IN HALF, LOTS OF VIOLENCE.

GRINDHOUSE > 300

Author:  snackpipe [ Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:21 pm ]
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I think QT's kinda just a marketing tewl.

Author:  Heretic [ Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:43 pm ]
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I think QT's kinda just a marketing tewl.
As a producer, yes. In Grindhouse, he is a writer and director as well.

Author:  DLong [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:42 am ]
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Image

Author:  King of Poop [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:25 pm ]
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by the way hills have eyes 2 sucked ballz....fuck flex...

Author:  Happy [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:33 pm ]
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by the way hills have eyes 2 sucked ballz....fuck flex...
theres a shocker

Author:  DLong [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:57 pm ]
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I hope you didn't pay for it.

Upcoming Movies Scott is excited about: Grindhouse, 28 Weeks Later, Hot Fuzz

Author:  Happy [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:30 pm ]
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I hope you didn't pay for it.

Upcoming Movies Scott is excited about: Grindhouse, 28 Weeks Later, Hot Fuzz
TRANSFORMERS

Author:  King of Poop [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:25 pm ]
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what about resident evil extintion...and yes d28 weeks later is going to be sick...

Author:  Happy [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:47 pm ]
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yeah, the next Resident Evil will be a good time waster. Im looking forward to it and Spider Man.

edit: IMDB has no listing of Jill Valentine in the sequel. :(

Author:  snackpipe [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:04 pm ]
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Is that 28 Days sequel going down fo rl? Yay!

Edit: Just looked on IMDb, and yeah. I had kinda forgotten about it they'd delayed it so much.

Edit2: WTF Danny Boyle's not doing this? But we're safe since this new guy had something to do with a movie called "Azuloscurocasinegro", or Blue-ish obscure casino black-guy.

Author:  King of Poop [ Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:37 pm ]
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just check out youtube cor the utypve trauyler.....forr eredident evil...

Author:  KingLoser [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:19 am ]
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MASON SUCKS NUTS.

Author:  King of Poop [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:33 am ]
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just check out youtube cor the utypve trauyler.....forr eredident evil...
Maybe I shouldn't drink and then type shit on the internet...

Author:  Agent_137 [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:36 pm ]
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no one liked the ninja turtles?

Author:  King of Poop [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:12 pm ]
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I haven't seen it yet...prolly next weekend...

Author:  Heretic [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:56 pm ]
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no one liked the ninja turtles?
Mediocre. At least it didn't quite rape my childhood....only molested it a little.

Author:  King of Poop [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:08 pm ]
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I'm going to see Blades of Glory tonight...I'll tell you how it is...

Author:  Happy [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:10 pm ]
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Fuck that stupid TMNT, if it's not the Turtles from the 80's its not the turtles. I refuse to watch any of this new age crapola.

Author:  KingLoser [ Sun Apr 01, 2007 8:56 pm ]
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Fuck that stupid TMNT, if it's not the Turtles from the 80's its not the turtles. I refuse to watch any of this new age crapola.
QFT

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