hah, that was a pretty cool read. Neat to see stuff we already had names for. Their "one way" was our "point of no return." and their "#11 Return" was our "oh this is where we can really fuck them as smoker."

But hold on, 'cause we ain't done! Coming out this Spring for Left 4 Dead 2 is the brand new DLC "The Passing", which contains:

A Wicked Witch Bride!
A Gargantuan M60!
A Slashing Golf Club!
And Introducing The Fallen Survivor!
Meet 3 Left 4 Dead 1 Survivors!
New Game Modes!

"That's right, Internet blog readers! It's tax season here at Valve, and we need to CLEAR OUT our digital warehouses! What does that mean for you? How about the award-winning Left 4 Dead 2, now available for 50% off the original price? (March 23rd to March 25th)"

I miss Bill

and Francis

and White Zoey


but not Louis. Fuck Louis. He and Rochelle can both go hang out in the 'most improbable zombie apocolpyse survivor museum' and make little retard babies all fucking day.

Exactly, Coach and I are cool. It's the programmers that are racist. Why the hell is it always the black characters (except coach) who are set up for failure? Why must they be programmed as human manwitch prior to even starting up the game? I think you all should call Jessie Jackson and begin protesting! Maybe Al Sharpton would like a piece of that pie two.

Come to think of it: Coach is set up for failure too! Obviously a diabetic, what do you think his expected lifespan is now that he's living in a post-apocolyptic world. It's not like he can find more insulin at every corner, or they're producing any more of the stuff. His candybar eating ways are the only thing keeping him from becoming sloth-like soup for every zombie out there. Damn racist programmers, maybe for the first set of downloadable content they have the Bill, Francis, and Zoey stumble across the new survivors chowing down watermelon and chicken wings in the only 'Popeye's Chicken' still in existence.

positron! don't say such horrible things with your first post.

I have a hunch it's Bill who gets cut, if I recall correctly he didn't get any new lines in Crash Course because his voice actor was unavailable (I never learned why though). If the voice actor's still unavailable for whatever reason, they'd pretty much have to leave Bill out.

Could easily be wrong though

traditionally gabe charges for DLC on xbox but not on PC.

and traditionally, all releases come out on valve time.

and traditionally, Gabe eats everything including the woods.

Teaks i'm just fucking with you

Why do we need a server?

Great, stable ping.