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Author:  Happy [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:50 pm ]
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actually that bridge is between sweeden and denmark
Author:  LiamE [ Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:39 pm ]
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I just got pulled over for the first time.




My right headlight was out.

*Officer, seeing my license picture with my giant afro*

"Is this you?"
Author:  wardryer [ Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:19 am ]
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actually that bridge is between sweeden and denmark
oh it looks like that one in maryland with the 12 dollar toll to cross it

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I just got pulled over for the first time.




My right headlight was out.

*Officer, seeing my license picture with my giant afro*

"Is this you?"
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Author:  Hogg [ Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:02 pm ]
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lolwtf

http://www.crapyclawn.net/forums/profil ... file&u=287
Author:  Happy [ Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:46 pm ]
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lolwtf

http://www.crapyclawn.net/forums/profil ... file&u=287
My perl bot, Ive been talking with Bob about stuff and things
Author:  Hogg [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:31 am ]
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These came with my newest airsoft pistol:

Always keeps the gun to safe direction.
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kya!
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Shooting... methond.
Hadling to bullet jamed!
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Bullet center is not coincide!
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Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:50 am ]
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NEVER PULL THE TRIGGER, even if you think it is empty of magazine
Author:  wardryer [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:42 pm ]
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just for the record, John Kerry is an idiot and lost the little respect I had for him
Author:  Hogg [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:44 pm ]
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Yeah, he's a horse's ass. And face.

Wait... you had respect for him? Were you paying attention in '04?
Author:  Happy [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:51 pm ]
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just for the record, John Kerry is an idiot and lost the little respect I had for him
http://johnkerryhatesvets.ytmnd.com/

and while you're at it

http://trapolantern.ytmnd.com/
Happy Harroreen
Author:  Sabs [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:55 pm ]
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eh, i think what he was saying was taken out of context. he was talking about Bush, not soldiers.
Author:  Hogg [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:58 pm ]
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In that case, his comment amounted to:
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Bush is STUPID, teehehehehe, I'm smart.
He's still a horse's ass.
Author:  wardryer [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:56 pm ]
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Kerry is too smart and too good a speaker to have his message that far off course. I didnt like him in 04 at all but he does know how to talk and now he has all of the military pissed at him
Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:51 pm ]
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eh, i think what he was saying was taken out of context. he was talking about Bush, not soldiers.
he was trying to make a joke about bush being stupid but instead screwed it up and made it sound like the soldiers are stupid. which makes him look like a complete idiot
Author:  assrott [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:21 pm ]
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He still has a horse's face.
fixt.
Author:  ron1n [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:55 pm ]
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Author:  LiamE [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:21 pm ]
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I just opened my email to send that picture to my Mom (btw apparently one of the few Vietnam Veterans that didn't constantly mutilate children) and she had sent it to me.
Lawl @ greatness running strong in the Dutilly veins.
Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:03 am ]
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retard monkeys having buttsex with a squirrel-frog

best theory of evolution EVER!!!!!!!!!
Author:  Hogg [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:59 am ]
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To assrott:

1. "Habeas porcus" means "you should have the pig"
2. NINJA VAN*WU
Author:  Glimfeather [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:02 am ]
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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion.
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The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared shitmongreled, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm
Author:  Hogg [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:06 pm ]
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edit: I WANTED IT TO BE TRUE
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The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."
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The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.
Author:  Sabs [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:08 pm ]
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fake: http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp
Author:  Hogg [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:11 pm ]
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No, I saw it in Wikipedia.
Author:  Sabs [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:12 pm ]
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i stand corrected. my bad.
Author:  Sabs [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:27 pm ]
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