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Author:  dime [ Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:19 pm ]
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http://www.calarts.edu/~jwhite/gbj/

JESUS.
Author:  Happy [ Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:40 pm ]
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Dear M-Dawg,

First of all allow me to say "TL;DR" to most of your letter. Secondly, your country is a global parasite that is only capable of leeching technology and resources from successful nations in exchange for oil. Congratz, your geographic location has saved you from being a totally third world nation.

Thirdly, suck a donkesy cawk.

Love,
Hapy

P.S. It's sweet that even with the huge burden of "promoting peace, equality and liberty throughout the world" you're able to find time to hate Israel.
Glim's letter is better.
Author:  Glimfeather [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:47 am ]
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«Food or may i ask about the nerd invasion? I'll have may i ask about the nerd invasion.»


Hapy, gfg we pubraided Iran. Also, you will get a RL email soon... sorry about the lapse. Your buttsechs is still coming, in exchange for our buttsechs.

That is all.
Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:41 am ]
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Image
Author:  Happy [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:58 am ]
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Ahahaha, I bed Chavez is more into Llamas.
Author:  zenzog [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:09 pm ]
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im so cold

and alone


and emo cuz utd's not closed and my finals are today



SHIT ASS FAGOOTY CRAP COCK BALLS FUCK DICK BITCH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:46 pm ]
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im so cold

and alone


and emo cuz utd's not closed and my finals are today



SHIT ASS FAGOOTY CRAP COCK BALLS FUCK DICK BITCH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop complaining. its not that cold
Author:  zenzog [ Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:24 am ]
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our heater is broken
Author:  Glimfeather [ Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:36 pm ]
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Got snow?
Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:01 pm ]
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Got snow?
there was a little.
Author:  LiamE [ Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:13 am ]
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Eat some BACON!!!! Bacon makes you warm.



(In the pants.)
Author:  Hogg [ Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:57 am ]
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I had the most fascinating conversation with Drunkpy tonight. Details tomorrow after I double check with Soberpy.
Author:  Happy [ Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:49 pm ]
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I remember walking out of the last bar and then nothing....


Checking my phone I called Hogg at 1:42, 1:43 and 1:47 and then he called me at 1:55. I remember nothing, Im also no sure how I got home. Plus my car is not at my house but everything else, keys, wallet, money, clothes are secure.
Author:  Hogg [ Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:07 pm ]
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I gave you a ride (in case you hadn't deduced from the phone calls, using Tobi-like Nancy Drew skillz). Your car is in Lot 9. Call me if you need a ride to it.
Author:  rmrfkorea [ Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:18 pm ]
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hogg FOR THE WIN.
Author:  LiamE [ Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:52 pm ]
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Actually Hapy for the win... cause he called to get a ride whilst mind-bogglingly drunk.
Author:  Happy [ Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:12 pm ]
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Actually Hogg for the win for putting up with my drunk self.

Last think I remember from last night was leaving the bar. I wanted to call Hogg and tell him that I was drunk and I wanted to play Wii and sleep in his bathroom (inside joke). It turns out that I did actually do this but Hogg suggested that he just take me home so I could go to sleep.

During the ride home I told Hogg that he was the best friend ever and I loved him then I guess I tried to explain something that happened at the bar. I told Hogg that I met a gay guy and that it turns out, "gay people are gay but they're also very rational." WTF I meant by that is unknown.

See the brother of the birthday girl is gay and he was came to the bar with his boyfriend. At one point drunken birthday girl jumped on his boyfriend's back and her pants kinda came down exposing some crack. Her brother quickly went to pull her pants up and then paused and turned to me saying "I should do the brotherly thing but I don't wanna ruin the show for you."

So I guess the whole "gay people are very rational" comment came from the fact that he let me stare at his sister's bottom.
Author:  LiamE [ Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:51 pm ]
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Well I am going to see Messiah live tonight... it's going to be great in more ways than are imagineable.
Author:  assrott [ Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:57 pm ]
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I wanted to call Hogg and tell him that I was drunk and I wanted to play Wii and sleep in his bathroom (inside joke).
Hogg didn't post that story?
Author:  Hogg [ Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:52 pm ]
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gg Topic Reply Notification, I didn't even see these poasts.

Ok. First off, the bathroom story. Assrott and I are home for Thanksgiving break. I'm up late playing some Wii, waiting for him to come home drunk so we can play bowling. He comes in with a giant, shit-eating grin on his face, and proclaims, "I'm fuckin' drunk." He then concludes that I'm laughing at him, and tells me to keep laughing. Then he says "Let's fuckin bowl. Hitler's coming for you." See, he always plays as Hitler and never as his own Mii.

So he goes to the bathroom and I set up the game. And I sit there and wait. While I'm waiting, I quit the game and make a Mii in his honor and name it Drunkrott. Then I set up another game, go get a snack, and play both players two-handed while I'm eating. It was a pretty close game.

Finally I go knock on the bathroom door. The response: "Huh? I'm sleepin."
I say: "You're sleeping?"
Him: "Yeah. You need the bathroom?"
Me: "No, I just wondered if you were going to come bowl."
Him: "No, fuck that. I'm sleepin."

I go away and play some more Wii for a while. I become concerned that he's dead or something, so I go back and knock on the door and try to talk to him. A lot. Finally after I ask "Are you awake?" I hear something like "mmpfyeah." I ask if he'd at least rather go sleep on the couch. There is no response, but satisfied that he's still breathing, I go to bed.

Liam: Best. Oratorio. Ever. Was it performed with adequate skill?
Author:  assrott [ Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:37 pm ]
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Liam: Best. Oratorio. Ever. Was it performed with adequate skill?
ur mom gave me oratio last night.
Author:  LiamE [ Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:18 pm ]
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Your mom gives whoratio. Whoratio Hornblowers.


Hogg: it was done incredibly... the Jax Symphony's 50-piece string section (plus two oboe, two trumpets, a harpsichord and a freaking sweet organ) and and the 150-strong extended Jax Symphony Chorus together... we sat in the cheap ($25) seats and it was like listening to the radio full-blast, only better cause it was live and I know 80% of the musicians.
Author:  Hogg [ Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:21 pm ]
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Did they perform Summon the Manhammers as an encore?

They should have.

Hmm... a choir would be an excellent addition to Manhammer works. That and bells, the ones that sound all grave and manly.
Author:  Hogg [ Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:54 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU&eurl=
Author:  assrott [ Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:50 pm ]
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Coqui, you dick. It was just an egg:

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