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http://news.independent.co.uk/world/ame ... 237661.ece
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Welcome to "sexpresso" - the latest coffee fad to hit America, in which the country's seemingly boundless fascination for Italian-style Java is combined with its equally boundless fascination for half-naked women.

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Welcome to "sexpresso" - the latest coffee fad to hit America, in which the country's seemingly boundless fascination for Italian-style Java is combined with its equally boundless fascination for half-naked women.
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http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comment ... nk=2576581

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Don't look at that page while you're in class.
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Hogg, I read that Streets of Rage was released on 1/31/07.

Is this true?
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http://www.vc-reviews.com/virtual_console.php

According to this site, it seems not. But I won't know for sure until I get my wireless router back.

edit: or steal someone else's
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No Streets of Rage. Just checked.
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I just got an Xfire Password Recovery Notification email that I didn't request.
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You are receiving this email because it was entered by the user hogg (Nickname: Hogg) using IP address 66.183.228.112. If you are not hogg (Nickname: Hogg), you can disregard this email.
the best past is they will all be baned i have thier IP
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So last night I was having my usual odd dreams and suddenly everyone in my dream started hearing this ringing noise and we couldnt figure out what it was. Everyone in the dream started getting really pissed because the ringing was disrupting whatever we were doing (I cant remember now that Im awake). Anyway, I finally woke up AND I COULD STILL HEAR the ringing.


Turns out Drunktros had been mashing the x-fire call thing for like a half an hour and it was loud enough that I could hear it comming through my headphones.

It was weird.
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Haha, Nina Myers is in this episode of House MD. I hope House kills her.
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A conversation:

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<Ghey Orlando T.V. News Guy>: "...durbadurbadurba and so Orlando is considering installing surveillance cameras on every streetcorner to cut down on crime and murders and durbadurbadurba...."

Glimz: "Careful, Orwellian geniuses, thats a slippery slop."

Lawlina's Mawm: *slope

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<Ghey Orlando T.V. News Guy>: "...durbadurbadurba and so Orlando is considering installing surveillance cameras on every streetcorner to cut down on crime and murders and durbadurbadurba...."

Glimz: "Careful, Orwellian geniuses, thats a slippery slop."

Lawlina's Mawm: *slope
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Someone gimme a recap of the last 40 pages.
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Someone gimme a recap of the last 40 pages.

I think this actually sums it up nicely:

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I just got a spam email from someone named "Rape Videos" and the subject line was "A young woman is walking thru the park. Its late and dark. She hears foot steps behind her"

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I just got a spam email from someone named "Rape Videos" and the subject line was "A young woman is walking thru the park. Its late and dark. She hears foot steps behind her"
Did you download it?
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If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train....

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Boot it.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

6. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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ROFL go straight to jail.

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I am just glad I did not go to that link while I am here at work. While I do see the humor in it, it isnt really that funny. :?

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So I have begun running again, after a 18 month hiatus of lawl, and so its kinda dark this morning as I'm running on teh sidewalk next to a wall of dense vegitation and, ostensibly, swamp-land-ish woods... this is precisely when *hotface* happened...

Im jogging in the pre-dawn shadows of this dense vegitation when a FUCKING WILD BOAR begins snarling at me from about knee level, four feet inside the darkness!!!! [hotface] I immediately jumped into a KUNG FU STANCE (wtf??!) and let out a war cry, rebel yell, what have you, projecting the full force of my lungs into the underbrush. [/hotface]

I hear more angry grunting and crackling underbrush as the ass-boar tries to charge me, at which time I blacked out only to wake up several milliseconds later and realize I am sprinting back the way I just came. I go with it, and after a couple hundred feet I look back and see nothing so I slow down.

Maybe I should start running with a Mossburg pump or something.

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