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WTSHIT.

5 years, $70M for a dogshit underachiever? I am amazed at the stupidity of this move.

JD Drew = Trot Nixon.

THEY ARE A WASH.

GFG.

-edit In other GOOD news, Lester the Molester is cancer-free!!

December 22, 2006
Sox ink Hernandez
By Boston.com Staff

The Red Sox added another pitcher today, signing free-agent righthander Runelvys Hernandez to a Triple-A contract and inviting him to spring training.

The 28-year-old Hernandez was released by the Royals earlier this month after struggling through much of the season. He was 6-10 with a 6.48 ERA in 21 starts with the Royals, though he did have a five-start stretch from Aug. 10-Sept. 1 in which he recorded a 2.88 ERA and a 3-1 record.

Hernandez, who missed the 2004 season after ligament replacement surgery, is 25-33 with a 5.38 ERA in his 78 career starts with Kansas City over four seasons.

Information from the Red Sox media relations department was used in this report.

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so i just requested Monday and Tuesday, April 2nd/3rd off from work...

my plan is to fly to KC on Friday night, hang with you bitches, goto the game on Monday, fly home Tuesday.

now, this is contingent on me getting a plane ticket... I'll shop for that when the bonus drops in mid February.

ryan, was beer sold at the bowl game?

Author:	assrott [ Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:29 am ]
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Fucking. Weak.

Author:	Hogg [ Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:32 am ]
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Good fucking game, tigers.

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:38 pm ]
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WTSHIT. 5 years, $70M for a dogshit underachiever? I am amazed at the stupidity of this move. JD Drew = Trot Nixon. THEY ARE A WASH. GFG. -edit In other GOOD news, Lester the Molester is cancer-free!!

Author:	assrott [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:58 am ]
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Quote: WTSHIT. 5 years, $70M for a dogshit underachiever? I am amazed at the stupidity of this move. JD Drew = Trot Nixon. THEY ARE A WASH. GFG. -edit In other GOOD news, Lester the Molester is cancer-free!! JD Drew = Dog. Fucking. Shit. Throw batteries at him. Actually, sorry you're cursed with the ability to spend money freely. Must be rough.

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:35 am ]
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fawk THAT shit. I wish more organizations were like the Patriots. 1 questionable move in like.. 6 years. Ever since Scott Paoli took over, shits been done right. We have never overpayed a player, never let good players walk without replacing them with as good/better players (until this year)... Patriots are one of the richest organizations in the league, but do not throw it around. They understand the fucking game and fucking chemistry and how the pieces fit together to make a team. Why is that so hard to figure out? gfg rant.

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Author:	assrott [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:09 pm ]
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THE ROYALS ARE SPENDING $11 MILLION A YEAR!!!... On Gil. Fucking. Meche. http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2689724

Author:	assrott [ Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:45 pm ]
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Fuck: http://games.espn.go.com/cgi/flb/player ... atsId=4848

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:30 am ]
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I want Boras to get hit by a buss. $103 million for a kid who has NEVER pitched a major league inning? GFG Epstein, you are a fucking tool.

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:33 pm ]
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Quote: December 22, 2006 Sox ink Hernandez By Boston.com Staff The Red Sox added another pitcher today, signing free-agent righthander Runelvys Hernandez to a Triple-A contract and inviting him to spring training. The 28-year-old Hernandez was released by the Royals earlier this month after struggling through much of the season. He was 6-10 with a 6.48 ERA in 21 starts with the Royals, though he did have a five-start stretch from Aug. 10-Sept. 1 in which he recorded a 2.88 ERA and a 3-1 record. Hernandez, who missed the 2004 season after ligament replacement surgery, is 25-33 with a 5.38 ERA in his 78 career starts with Kansas City over four seasons. Information from the Red Sox media relations department was used in this report.

Author:	assrott [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:38 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: December 22, 2006 Sox ink Hernandez By Boston.com Staff The Red Sox added another pitcher today, signing free-agent righthander Runelvys Hernandez to a Triple-A contract and inviting him to spring training. The 28-year-old Hernandez was released by the Royals earlier this month after struggling through much of the season. He was 6-10 with a 6.48 ERA in 21 starts with the Royals, though he did have a five-start stretch from Aug. 10-Sept. 1 in which he recorded a 2.88 ERA and a 3-1 record. Hernandez, who missed the 2004 season after ligament replacement surgery, is 25-33 with a 5.38 ERA in his 78 career starts with Kansas City over four seasons. Information from the Red Sox media relations department was used in this report. Hahaha. Hope the Red Sox have adequate bonbon stockpiles.

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:41 pm ]
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you forget we kept David Wells happy for 2 years... also, we had the infamous Rich "El Guapo" Garces for several years. Don't forget Roger Clemens early 90's girth... We have more then enough bon-bons to go around.

Author:	Hogg [ Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:27 pm ]
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And hot dogs. With whipped cream on top. With more hot dogs on top.

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:18 pm ]
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so i just requested Monday and Tuesday, April 2nd/3rd off from work... my plan is to fly to KC on Friday night, hang with you bitches, goto the game on Monday, fly home Tuesday. now, this is contingent on me getting a plane ticket... I'll shop for that when the bonus drops in mid February.

Author:	assrott [ Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:03 pm ]
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Quote: so i just requested Monday and Tuesday, April 2nd/3rd off from work... my plan is to fly to KC on Friday night, hang with you bitches, goto the game on Monday, fly home Tuesday. now, this is contingent on me getting a plane ticket... I'll shop for that when the bonus drops in mid February. 8===D Hogg, procure the necessary number of tickets.

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:07 pm ]
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well, glimz recent financial situation being what it is, my guess is only 1 extra... i should talk to Porkfrigate to be sure....

Author:	Happy [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:56 pm ]
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Quote: http://jobsearch.mlb.careers.monster.co ... d=28753&q= If I lived in Boston I'd apply for the "Stats Stringer" Job Edit: Oh they also need one in KC

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:51 pm ]
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lawl, look what i found on glitter graphics... for those that don't know, this is one of the top prospects for the Red Sox during the mid 90's Isreal (Izzy) Alcontara... He was gonna be the future of the sox, until this little incident... He was being intentionally thrown at by a pitcher who was a known headhunter, and had been told by the catcher during the pregame that they were gonna throw at him because he took his time admiring a home run during the previous meeting of the two teams... So Izzy, during his first at bat, had 3 balls thrown at his person. After the 3rd, this is a small snapshot of his reaction, towards the end you can see him charging the mound. He basically kicked the catcher in the facemask, and wiffed at the pitcher and it ended up ruining his career. He was traded after his suspension was up, (possibly to the mets, or the jays.) and spent the rest of his short career in the minors.

Author:	Happy [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:28 pm ]
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Hi, the internets called and they think its cute that you've chosen to showcase one of its oldest and best known ani-gifs.

Author:	Hogg [ Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:35 pm ]
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So, how many?

Author:	Agent_137 [ Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:41 pm ]
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ryan, was beer sold at the bowl game?

Author:	assrott [ Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:59 pm ]
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Quote: ryan, was beer sold at the bowl game? Yeah, but I got all my drinking out of the way the night before. I just couldn't justify killing my hangover with a beer in public at 10 AM.

Author:	Hogg [ Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:11 pm ]
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I mean how many of us are coming? Just you and me? Our sister? Hapy?

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:54 pm ]
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http://jobsearch.mlb.careers.monster.co ... d=28753&q=

Author:	dime [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:51 pm ]
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You shut your dirty whorish mouth.

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