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CHAINSAW MASSACRE

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Fusoya was asking for some dick pics, again.

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Gabe wanted it that way.

Oh wait, this kicks ass!!

But how did i miss out on this? "# Fixed bug where the M60 would reset its ammo if dropped in certain situations"

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http://store.steampowered.com/news/3933/
About fucking time.

uhhg. and they fixed the "no console in lobby" bug too after we stopped playing so much.

gabe just wanted us to leave.

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moar good tweaks:
http://www.l4d.com/blog/post.php?id=3962 I can live with defibs if I know they are rare. And yay for jockey loving and less fucking kits. All we need now is a tank that spawns in the same place and not randomly forward or back. Though it usually seems to spawn later for the 2nd team, does it not? If it has to spawn at a different time, shouldn't it spawn a little earlier to balance the advantage of knowing when to expect it?

Or maybe it -does- spawn in the same place, but it seems to spawn later because the 2nd team is more cautious about triggering it. In that case, i'd hope they'll have the tank randomly spawn a little bit earlier.

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Yah for jockey indeed. Now they just need to make the Smoker a little less impotent and the special will finally be balanced.

OMFG VOTE FOR CHAINSAW MASSACRE NOW ITS LOSING TO HEADSHOT BY A PERCENTAGE POINT
http://www.l4d.com/blog/post.php?id=3978

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IT'S SERIOUS BUSINESS


edit:
also, hey, guys, start saving images you find on the web and attaching them to your post instead of hotlinking. Hotlinking never lives more than a year or two. Just go back to the beginning of any of our threads and you'll find us LOLing over red x after red x.

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New L4D2 Mutation of the Week: Hard-8 (Campaign mode, 8 specials spawn at a time, and quicker respawn timer)

FUCKING AWESOME! Wonderfully intense with all that shit coming at you constantly!

Agent, Sabs, Posi, and I tried this on normal difficulty/Hard Rain, got our asses handed to us multiple times. Then strangely after Sabs and Posi called it quits at the halfway point (where you pick up the fuel cans) Agent and I decided to give it a last shot to make it back...and did it; with no further wipes. America, FUCK YA!

Also: Sabs and Posi practice your zombie killing...

I'm guessing you moved through the rest pretty quickly. It's hard to keep 4 humans together - that's why if a player or two gets killed you still have a good chance of finishing a level if you just run through.

Anyway, good mutation... one of the best ones so far.

Yeah, we tried to move quick, dragging the bots along...and bots also do decent against bots, just not other humans. We just felt a need to give the 2 of you a lot of shit.

Agreed on it being the best mutation so far, some of the others have been fun, but that one was the most all-out fun I've had on l4d2 in a LONG time.

agreed. we should get some more time in on it before it goes.

also: saw your message but missed you by a minute today, sabs. ended up napping from 630 to 930. heh.

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Left 4 Dead 2 Update Released
Product Update - Valve
Updates to Left 4 Dead 2 have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. The major changes include:

Left 4 Dead 2
New mutation: Healthpackalypse!

yea saw that. sounds awful, but VS would at least go a bit quicker. i'm down.

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wHOOAAO! They're actually working on the issue with rage quitting!

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That would be good. As of right now I've lost interest in versus mode, but that could change if they come up with some sort of penalty system for quitting. Perhaps like we talked about... prevent players from joining a server for a period of time if they just left another game.

I dont think you should physically restrict people from connecting to games because that will upset a lot of false positives.

I'd say just keep track of average % completed and make it visible for everyone to see. So if a player joins the lobby and his record shows that he quits 80% of the time then kick him and wait for somebody else to join.

Yeah, if you freeze and have to reconnect, wouldn't that register as a rage quit?

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And Darkness and Decay and The Underscores held illimitable dominion over all.

if your game crashes and freezes so much that those form a high percentage of the disconnects, then you should be focusing on FIXING THE FUCKING BUGS and not tweaking the gameplay.

I think valve has passed this stage and 99% of disconnects are for one of two reasons: Rage or Real Life.

if you disconnect because of real life then you don't care if you can't join another game for 5-10 minutes because you're walking the dog or fucking the wife or whatever.

hell, even if you disconnect because your computer crashed, you'd still eat up a large portion of the penalty time just rebooting.

a 5 minute penalty for disconnecting mid game would hurt all of the rage quitters and only a very tiny percentage of the honest folk.

i can think of one honest scenario where a 5 min penalty would suck: you're playing a game w/ strangers and then swap to a game w/ friends.

solution? Penalty does not take affect if you leave your current game for another game or lobby where you have a steam friend.

these use cases are drawn from my own personal experience. maybe other people have more issues with l4d crashing than I do, and maybe that accounts for happy's "lot of false positives." but you know, they should probably update their video card. or buy more ram. However judging from the steam hardware survey, most folks can run the game just fine.

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Hey guys, looks like we got 6 in the channel why dont we split up and form 2 squads. OH WAIT WE WILL HAVE TO WAIT 5 MINUTES FUCK.

Yo, Im playing with a bunch of randoms but now my buddies are here and I want to game with them... OH WAIT I CANT BECAUSE I WILL HAVE TO WAIT FIVE MINUTES FUCK.

etc.

Read Agent's post above closer! I'm a fan Agent...I'd love to see that instituted. Last I remember seeing it was back in the Starcraft 1 & Warcraft 3 days on bnet, where your stats were simply Number of Wins/Number of Losses/Number of disconnects. Was too easy to check everyone when they entered your game lobby and boot those with high percentage of disconnects.