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Author:  Happy [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:01 pm ]
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http://safeway.ytmnd.com/

listen to all of it

Author:  snackpipe [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:20 pm ]
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Yeah nvm that was mean.

Author:  snackpipe [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:41 pm ]
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Image

Author:  snackpipe [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:14 am ]
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Author:  Hogg [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:36 am ]
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don't*

Author:  assrott [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:27 am ]
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stfu

Author:  Happy [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:41 pm ]
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This came through the career mailing list at my college.
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The Peter Kiewit Institute
Career Resource Center Job: 07580pti – TD Ameritrade - STRATEGY AND EMERGING TECHNOLOGY INTERN

WORK AT OUR HEADQUARTERS LOCATION IN OMAHA, NE

TD AMERITRADE Holding Corporation, through its subsidiaries, is a leading global financial services firm. We provide investors with a broad range of brokerage, mutual fund and consumer financial products and services on an integrated basis.

TD AMERITRADE has an opening for a College Intern in the Strategy and Emerging Technology department of its ThinkTech IT organization. This internship will provide opportunities for the intern to assist TD AMERITRADE in its investigative use of Internet based virtual world technology (such as Second Life) for business purposes. The Intern will be involved in the design and implementation of a corporate presence in a virtual world for demonstration purposes. This Internship will be approximately 20 hours per week with the potential to work up to 40 hours per week during the summer months. This position pays $10/hour and does not provide benefits.

EXPERIENCE AND KNOWLEDGE:
-Position qualifications include experience with internet technologies and web programming.
-Experience with LAMP, (Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP) technologies and RPC-XML is a plus.
-Experience with LSL (Linden Scripting Language) which is the language Second Life scripts are developed with is preferred. LSL is similar in structure to Java and C.
-Good written and oral communication skills are required.
There's still time for me to apply!
GUESS WHO HAS AN INTERVIEW FRIDAY FOR THIS POSITION!

Author:  Happy [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:06 pm ]
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http://vt.facebook.com/photos.php?id=6202368&l=d1b29

courtesy of genmay

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Author:  BONER JACKSON [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:20 pm ]
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"Indeed." wat a fag lol

Author:  Happy [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:55 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D_NJEsVyas

Author:  Hogg [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:04 pm ]
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I just had this epic dream where assrott, Hapy, Smith, my sister and I got into this company's huge building. We somehow swiped an ID card from an employee, and with company personnel bearing down on us, I entered the code in the box on the front door and we swiped the card to get in. Just after that, they shut the power off, but it was too late. We were already in. We all split up; Smith and Rott went along the main floor and Hapy bolted toward an enormous staircase. I followed him, and my sister followed me. We went to the roof, where some guy was having a smoke. We were like, what's up dude. There were dozens of cameras covering every angle on the roof. Hapy left, and my sister and I looked around. There were a couple of houses up there. There were periscopes where people could look out from the rooms below. It was also cold and snowy.

Eventually, we were on one side of the roof where there was a really run-down house like my former neighbor's back home. We bored, and jumped down to the ground. For some reason the roof on that side was really low. Then we went into my parents' house, which was apparently adjacent to this company building somehow. I had found a hard drive somewhere along the way, and my sister had found a Batman figurine. My little brother asked where we got those things, and I'm like... I found it. It was supper time, and as we were getting ready to eat we looked out the window. What should we see but assrott and Smith taking on the company's softball team, 2v10. They were in the field at the time, assrott pitching and Neil playing straight-up second base right behind him for some reason, but I could see (somehow) that assrott had personally scored 60 runs. And it was pleasant and dry down there on the ground, not cold and snowy like on the roof.

Smokin weed year.

Author:  assrott [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:34 pm ]
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I don't fuck around when it comes to softball.

Author:  Happy [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:44 pm ]
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I'm gonna go becasue, fuck this roof.

Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:02 pm ]
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I have incredible speed to all corners of the park, and I situate myself in the exact middle. So this happens to be right behind the pitcher. So?

Author:  Hogg [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:20 pm ]
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lawl.

I just realized where the swiping of someone's ID card came from.

Author:  Happy [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:29 pm ]
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http://www.blogforpeace.org/blogimages/ ... allows.pdf

Author:  wardryer [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:29 pm ]
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I have incredible speed to all corners of the park, and I situate myself in the exact middle. So this happens to be right behind the pitcher. So?
no if you were right behind you would be the pitcher

Author:  assrott [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:52 pm ]
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I have incredible speed to all corners of the park, and I situate myself in the exact middle. So this happens to be right behind the pitcher. So?
no if you were right behind you would be inside the pitcher
fixt.

Author:  assrott [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:54 pm ]
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It had been very late when they’d finally crawled into bed. Harry had shown Hermione his penis. Ron hadn’t wanted to leave her alone, but shut up quickly after Harry suggested he look at his penis too. Harry smiled in the darkness, remembering the expression on Ron’s face. Hermione had transfigured Harry’s desk into another penis for the night, with the promise to make some changes to Harry’s scrot in the morning.
fixt.

Author:  LiamE [ Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:44 pm ]
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See, Ed makes the gay-ist jokes.

Author:  Happy [ Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:23 am ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBFn9Pkcj6A

Author:  Glimfeather [ Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:11 am ]
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Hogg, I interpret your dream to mean, with regards to the swiped ID, that you were trying to execute an exploit at the warehouse that is specifically banned by CAL.

Author:  wardryer [ Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:21 am ]
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lawl.

I just realized where the swiping of someone's ID card came from.
was the crab wearing loafers?

Author:  assrott [ Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:49 pm ]
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/4030466a11.html

Even better than me on my bathroom floor.

Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:01 pm ]
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Hogg, I interpret your dream to mean, with regards to the swiped ID, that you were trying to execute an exploit at the warehouse that is specifically banned by CAL.
nah, it was me stealing credentials from the owners suite in Kaufman Stadium.

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