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Harry Potter stuff

Are you guys srsly care-bearing about Harry Potter?

im wondering why anyone took the time to find out what people call soft drinks for each county in the country. someone has way too much free time

I don't know why anyone says "coke." It's a brand. It'd be like this conversation:

"What kind of ford do you drive?"
"Oh, I drive a Ford ford. You?"
"My ford is a Chevy."

I never understood that either.

"What will you have to drink?"
"I"ll have a coke."
"So, you want a Mountain Dew Coke, or a Sprite Coke?"

We all know its POP anyways.

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We all POP YOAR MOM anyways.

Retards.

We don't order a Coke at a restaurant if we want a Dr. Pepper.

It's used in casual situations, like.. "hey man, grab me a coke."

Said man will return with a Mountain Dew, or a Barq's, or a Pepsi, and we'll be happy.

Author:	Hogg [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:15 am ]
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Ah, I was just caught up in how poorly written it is. The last sentence is my favorite: "While James did harass railroad and corporate executives who unjustly seized private land or squashed small business for the railways and big business, modern biographers tend to stress that he did so for personal gain; forgetting that he and individuals like him were made outlaws by acts of Congress, Reconstruction, and powerful business interests." a) Nice sentence, champs. b) Gee, was it acts of Congress, Reconstruction, and powerful business interests that outlawed robbery and murder? Or - perhaps - was it because robbery and murder are against the fucking law? Another classic example of how Wikipedia is a) generally written by people who have no expertise whatsoever in - shall we say - WRITING, and b) full of personal (usually retarded) opinion, which is ok to put in as long as the Wikipedia whores don't dislike you.

Author:	Hogg [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:38 pm ]
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Today muel got on xfire just long enough to send me this link: http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/sharp-rock/a ... 270974.php

Author:	assrott [ Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:46 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: Harry Potter stuff Accountability? On the internet? Huh huh huh. Im-possible.

Author:	snackpipe [ Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:33 am ]
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Are you guys srsly care-bearing about Harry Potter?

Author:	Agent_137 [ Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:41 pm ]
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Quote: Are you guys srsly care-bearing about Harry Potter? Spoilers about recent or upcoming books/movies/games/etc, along with NSFW material, need to be marked on these forums, period. We have people that 1. read books/watch movies and 2. read these forums from work. So mark your shit or i'll put it in ur but.

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Author:	Hogg [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:50 am ]
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I don't know why anyone says "coke." It's a brand. It'd be like this conversation: "What kind of ford do you drive?" "Oh, I drive a Ford ford. You?" "My ford is a Chevy."

Author:	Agent_137 [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:56 am ]
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well honestly you usually end up ordering it at a counter where they have do it yourself coke machines. so you're like, "i'll have a coke." and they give you an empty glass. If you're driving through at taco bell, you have to order dr. pepper if you want that. You can't be like, "and a coke" and hope they ask you what kind.

Author:	DRAGONHAWK [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:10 am ]
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im wondering why anyone took the time to find out what people call soft drinks for each county in the country. someone has way too much free time

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:14 am ]
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Also, OLD

Author:	ULTROS [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:47 am ]
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Quote: im wondering why anyone took the time to find out what people call soft drinks for each county in the country. someone has way too much free time Was probably a government funded study that cost us 800 mill.

Author:	Happy [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:50 am ]
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Quote: I don't know why anyone says "coke." It's a brand. It'd be like this conversation: "What kind of ford do you drive?" "Oh, I drive a Ford ford. You?" "My ford is a Chevy." I'll have a Mom, wait make that a brother...errr no, a Pop plz.

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:11 am ]
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Waitress: "What kind of carbonated water would you like?" Me: "The kind of carbonated water I would like is Dr Pepper, please." Waitress: "Sure, I will get you that variety of carbonated water post-haste."

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:40 am ]
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Why look, a denial-of-service exploit for TeamSpeak: http://www.milw0rm.com/exploits/4205 lawl

Author:	DLong [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:08 pm ]
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Quote: I don't know why anyone says "coke." It's a brand. It'd be like this conversation: "What kind of ford do you drive?" "Oh, I drive a Ford ford. You?" "My ford is a Chevy." I never understood that either. "What will you have to drink?" "I"ll have a coke." "So, you want a Mountain Dew Coke, or a Sprite Coke?" We all know its POP anyways.

Author:	wardryer [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:43 am ]
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It's soda, not pop. So I am back from a brief hiatus at the Army's Air Assault School which is filled with fun things like rappelling out of helicopters. Unfortunately I was unable to do those fun things because they kicked me out because, I shit you not, I had a tiny amount of water in the bottom of my canteen and was supposed to drink it all during a ruck run.

Author:	LiamE [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:44 am ]
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I say soda because it is the penultimate clarification. Such as, with the bracketed bits being the implied, just like in the Bible: You: "I'll take a soda [water]" Her: "What type of soda [water] would you like?" You: "Orange [soda [water]]"

Author:	BONER JACKSON [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:46 am ]
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map's wrong i got no beef with pop though

Author:	rmrfkorea [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:24 am ]
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people need to use the proper brand name. dipshits!!!!!!!11 i'd liek a coke. id liek a soda what kind a coke you dumb shit as example a shows, the direct route is the win. thanks

Author:	assrott [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:04 pm ]
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Quote: I never understood that either. "What will you have to drink?" "I"ll have a coke." "So, you want a Mountain Dew Coke, or a Sprite Coke?" We all know its POP anyways. TRUTH

Author:	Glimfeather [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:29 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: We all POP YOAR MOM anyways.

Author:	dime [ Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:46 pm ]
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Retards. We don't order a Coke at a restaurant if we want a Dr. Pepper. It's used in casual situations, like.. "hey man, grab me a coke." Said man will return with a Mountain Dew, or a Barq's, or a Pepsi, and we'll be happy.

Author:	Happy [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:07 am ]
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Quote: Retards. We don't order a Coke at a restaurant if we want a Dr. Pepper. It's used in casual situations, like.. "hey man, grab me a coke." Said man will return with a Mountain Dew, or a Barq's, or a Pepsi, and we'll be happy. it's over their heads

Author:	DLong [ Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:27 am ]
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Fuck off you soda whores.

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