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Author:  superspck [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:57 pm ]
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I don't know a lot about the science of the environment, or telling bloated politicians to "STFU", but I do know that I walk to work along a busy Minneapolis highway and I can tell, just from breathing in, that we're not doing our habitat a whole hell of a lot of good.

Author:  Happy [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:49 pm ]
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I don't know a lot about the science of the environment, or telling bloated politicians to "STFU", but I do know that I walk to work along a busy Minneapolis highway and I can tell, just from breathing in, that we're not doing our habitat a whole hell of a lot of good.
Move to a large city in China where blue sky is seen only 2 days a month on average. lol smog

Author:  Teaks [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:08 pm ]
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First Off: mmmm, smog. We may not be doing the environment any good, but hell, we're just gonna kill ourselves off and then 3 billion years down the road the earth will have righted itself again. What's the big fucking deal?

Secondly: 'Black powder rifle': yeah, I had the same thought too. Seems to be a pretty twisted fuck anyway, all about raping and molesting a bunch of amish girls before executing them all cause he touched his 3 and 5 year old cousins 20 years ago. Weak. Very weak.

Thirdly: God I can't wait to get my hands on a Dragonhawk. I'm gonna grab hold hard so it doesn't get away from me and whip it all over my house going "vroooosh". I bet it'll fit all my little soldiers inside of it's cargo box.

Fourthly: Dammit, even I'm annoyed by this thread already. Can an admin please shut it down?

And Fifthly: I don't mean to sound gay or nothing, but dragonhawk's got a nice ass.

Author:  LiamE [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:24 pm ]
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Ummm... was that innuendo?

Or were you actually talking about the Dragonhawk?

Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:57 pm ]
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God I can't wait to get my hands on a Dragonhawk. I'm gonna grab hold hard so it doesn't get away from me and whip it all over my house going "vroooosh".
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And Fifthly: I don't mean to sound gay or nothing, but dragonhawk's got a nice ass.
uh...should i be scared? i think i am.

Author:  Coqui [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:58 am ]
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God I can't wait to get my hands on a Dragonhawk. I'm gonna grab hold hard so it doesn't get away from me and whip it all over my house going "vroooosh".
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And Fifthly: I don't mean to sound gay or nothing, but dragonhawk's got a nice ass.
uh...should i be scared? i think i am.
Just......try and relax. This will only hurt for a moment.

Author:  superspck [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:10 am ]
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Just......try and relax. This will only hurt for a moment.


And then, the sweet sweet kiss of release.

Author:  Heretic [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:10 am ]
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God I can't wait to get my hands on a Dragonhawk. I'm gonna grab hold hard so it doesn't get away from me and whip it all over my house going "vroooosh".
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And Fifthly: I don't mean to sound gay or nothing, but dragonhawk's got a nice ass.
uh...should i be aroused? i think i am.
fixt

Author:  Agent_137 [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:53 pm ]
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. I bet it'll fit all my little soldiers inside of it's cargo box.
I bet they do, Teaks, I bet they do!!!

Author:  assrott [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:54 pm ]
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Poor North Korea. I'd like to take them seriously as a threat and all, but the name of their best missile is the Type-O Dong ("Taepodong"), and their other missile is the "Nodong".

The no-dong doesn't have nearly the range of the type-o dong, in case you were wondering.

Author:  assrott [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:29 am ]
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OMFG GLOBAL FUCKING WARMING...oh wait.

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2006/10/0 ... ecast.html

Al Gore etc., your "concrete" evidence on a subject you know nothing about is gone. Now shut the fuck up.
It's a balmy seven degrees outside. gg.

Author:  Happy [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:24 pm ]
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Saw this on the [H]

http://www.newscientist.com/blog/techno ... ories.html
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Could this be a significant problem in future? Perhaps Schlosser should do some experiments in Second Life, to see if users come away with false memories concerning the people they've met and what they've done? What might that mean for the ever-growing Second Life economy? And what could the false memory effect mean for soldiers and other people increasingly trained in VR environments?

Author:  Happy [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:28 pm ]
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Also from Hard..
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They also talk a bit about the CPL saying they will be conducting drug tests in 2007. Wow. Who knew the CPL needed drug testing?
Are you kidding me?

Author:  Happy [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:39 pm ]
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Anyone with a real media play wanna explain this to me?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/content/ ... ture.shtml

Seems like a more apropriate title would be "Math Teacher discovers way to smoke crack AND do math."

Author:  Agent_137 [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:12 pm ]
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those articles are so short they're worthless.

No explanation. Reads like a tabloid.

Author:  Happy [ Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:35 pm ]
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http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid= ... 4LBt_Tlv0Q

lol

Author:  Happy [ Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:38 pm ]
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http://www.linuxworld.com/news/2006/121 ... -away.html

wow

http://www.openserving.com/

Author:  DLong [ Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:59 pm ]
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I don't know a lot about the science of the environment, or telling bloated politicians to "STFU", but I do know that I walk to work along a busy Minneapolis highway and I can tell, just from breathing in, that we're not doing our habitat a whole hell of a lot of good.
Why are you walking along side the highway. Also minneapolis...lets secks.

Author:  superspck [ Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:26 am ]
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Walking to work.

Gotta cross it to get there.

Why do you want to have sex with me? Because I'm in Minnesota?

Author:  assrott [ Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:39 am ]
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Walking to work.

Gotta cross it to get there.

Why do you want to have sex with me? Because I'm in Minnesota?
By that logic, it's only gay if you don't live in the same state. Sorry Rob.

Author:  Agent_137 [ Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:42 pm ]
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:cry:

Author:  assrott [ Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:57 pm ]
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Needs more carbon:

Image

Author:  Agent_137 [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:47 am ]
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YOAR MAWM is blustery!

Author:  ULTROS [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 8:56 am ]
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Walking to work.

Gotta cross it to get there.

Why do you want to have sex with me? Because I'm in Minnesota?
By that logic, it's only gay if you don't live in the same state. Sorry Rob.
It is only gay is the balls touch>

Author:  ULTROS [ Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:00 am ]
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those people are just insane incestual crazy ass fucks. they consist of a church with nothing but family members who all believe a twisted version of life. Sadly their twist is not that far off from alot of other extremist groups. they just take their retarded crap in a direction most others dont.
if those are the people i think they are then they believe that hitler "wasnt such a bad guy" and the holocaust "wasnt a big deal"

If Hitler never emerged and committed attrocitys we would be in the 70's now technologically. WWII was such a boost to our whole world in terms of quality of life after it was all said and done. Lets start a list.

1. Nuclear anything
2. Interstates
3. The first analog computer
4. Antibiotics
5. Nylon or whatever that material was.
6. Rockets/Jet Engine


Think of where we would be if that war never happened.

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