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the only mud/moo worth playing is hellmoo
ill prove it with a huge block of text no one will/should read (if you do though im perfectscrotum, guitargrizz is my afk buddy whos moving into my apt in a couple months)ill bold the important parts!
*** Connected ***
|_|_|_|_|_ Crowbar's shower (sweaty palms) 6:24pm
|_|_|_|_|_ The napping place of all RUSH members. Please log off in here, not
|_|_()|_|_ the living room. Thanks.
|_|_|_|_|_ The shower is off.
|_|_|_|_|_
A homecam is bolted to the wall.
Guitargrizz is standing here.
[ Exits: *out(shower door) ]
[ RUSH ]: perfectscrotum has connected.
perfectscrotum unzips his pair of rubber waders and lets it fall down around his ankles.
perfectscrotum unzips his pair of desert camo pants and lets it fall down around his ankles.
perfectscrotum hooks his thumbs into his steel athletic cup and slides it down his legs.
perfectscrotum lunges at guitargrizz!
[||** ] Dammit. (((BONERNOTE: i was lunging at him to rape him here, my character went berserk when he failed for some reason)))
guitargrizz steps aside and sends perfectscrotum sprawling.
You rush guitargrizz in a berserker attack!
[ queued 'kill guitargrizz' ]
guitargrizz starts attacking you!
Whaaa...you're dazed for a moment!
guitargrizz slices viciously at perfectscrotum with his katana.
perfectscrotum aims a careful strike at guitargrizz.
A few bits and pieces fly off your ninja shirt.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||****] Ow! Your arm!
[g*p] perfectscrotum grunts as guitargrizz carves a chunk from his arm.
[p*g] perfectscrotum's fist glances off guitargrizz's abdomen.
[ queued 'get from leather satchel' ]
[pvg] perfectscrotum's fist bounces off guitargrizz's football pads.
[gvp] guitargrizz's katana bounces off perfectscrotum's padded jerkin.
You're not sure you feel qualified to be using this.
perfectscrotum gets a 9mm Beretta from his leather satchel.
You switch the 9mm Beretta to your primary hand.
[p# g] guitargrizz grunts; perfectscrotum's round impacts shallowly in his arm.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||** ] Ow! Your arm!
[g*p] guitargrizz scores a bloody line on perfectscrotum's arm.
[p/g] perfectscrotum's 9mm Beretta shots go wide and high.
[|||||||||||||||||||||||* ] ow. Your arm!
[g*p] guitargrizz scores a bloody line on perfectscrotum's arm.
[p#*g] guitargrizz grimaces; the shock of perfectscrotum's shot shudders through him.
[ queued 'use trauma kit' ]
[g/p] guitargrizz's katana sails high.
[p# g] guitargrizz grimaces; perfectscrotum's round impacts shallowly in his abdomen.
perfectscrotum starts treating his wounds with various cremes and jellies.
Urgh. You're not sure you know what you're doing.
Ahh...those bandages soothe your agonizing wounds.
[ RUSH ]: perfectscrotum: "hey gab i think grizz is gonna need a defib soon"
[g/p] guitargrizz's katana sails high.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||***] Ahh.
[p*g] guitargrizz goes limp; the shock of perfectscrotum's shot shudders through him.
[ You earned 1 XP! ]
guitargrizz crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
Ugh! Some blood splashed on you.
[ RUSH ]: perfectscrotum: "yeah i just killed him"
[ RUSH ]: perfectscrotum: "hang in there buddy"
[ RUSH ]: perfectscrotum: "dont go into the light"
You can't fuck guitargrizz while he's wearing his plastic athletic cup.
You start removing guitargrizz's plastic athletic cup.
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||***] Ahh.
perfectscrotum kneels in front of guitargrizz, smiles, and tugs guitargrizz's plastic athletic cup down and off.
perfectscrotum strokes his rock hard cock as he fondles guitargrizz's ass, then slides inside with one long stroke.
perfectscrotum fucks smooth and deep into guitargrizz's ass, firmly gripping his hips and gradually increasing his pace until finally twitching with orgasm.
[** ] Chillin.
You feel completely relaxed; every bit of stress has drained out of you.
[ You earned 1 IP in necrophilia! ]
perfectscrotum yells: "B00YA!"
Perfectscrotum searches through guitargrizz.
On guitargrizz you find a pair of combat boots, a football pads, a pair of plastic kneepads, a plastic athletic cup, a hockey mask, a bag of weed, a bag of weed, a bag of weed, a pair of lacrosse gloves, a lacrosse helmet, a katana, a shuriken, a bag of weed, a bag of weed, a bag of weed, a trauma kit, a rock of crank, and a canteen.
Perfectscrotum gets a kanata from guitargrizz.
[ RUSH ]: perfectscrotum: "hey nova if someone dies like in the shower here will their stuff go away"
perfectscrotum yells, "GRIZZ DONT GO INTO THE LIGHTG!"
[ RUSH ]: Nova: "Heya guys"
Your bandages wither and fall away from your wounds, the healing salves finally expended.
[ RUSH ]: perfectscrotum: "can anyone come res grizz i killed him"
[ RUSH ]: Nova: "If you killed him, you can res him"
[ RUSH ]: perfectscrotum: "i would man"
[ RUSH ]: Nova: "Not hard bro. =)"
[ RUSH ]: perfectscrotum: "wheres the paddles"
[ RUSH ]: Nova: "Defib? Check cab"
perfectscrotum yells, "GRIZZ IM GONNA GO GET THE PADDLES AND DO IT MYSELF!"
[ RUSH ]: Nova: "I net."
[ RUSH ]: Nova: "Cabinet."
[ RUSH ]: perfectscrotum: "gotcha"
perfectscrotum yells, "HANG ON!"
|_|_|_|_|_ Crowbar's shower (sweaty palms) 7:06pm
|_|_|_|_|_ The napping place of all RUSH members. Please log off in here, not
|_|_()|_|_ the living room. Thanks.
|_|_|_|_|_ The shower is off.
|_|_|_|_|_
A homecam is bolted to the wall. A fresh bloodstain is pooled in
one corner.
Guitargrizz is lying on the ground here.
[ Exits: *out(shower door) ]
[ queued 'shower door' ]
perfectscrotum opens the shower door.
You head through the shower door.
|_|_|_|_|_ Apt 108 (Crowbar's place) (sweaty palms) 7:06pm
|_|_|_|_^^ The dim light of evening through the windows shades the room.
|_|_()[][] A chudskin couch sits against a wall.
|_|_|_|_|_ There is an access point attached to one wall here. A homecam is
|_|_|_|_|_ bolted to the wall. A hot tub sits here, inviting you to climb in.
The fireplace is dead and cold. The faded (but tasteful) oriental
rug really ties the room together. A thick luxurious beefalo rug is spread on
the floor. A holopanel TV platform sits in a corner. A black anodized metal
weapon rack is mounted to the wall. A crankomat machine is set up here. White
goo stains the floor. Some orange graffiti reading 'CARPE DIEM' is sprayed on
the wall.
There's a large cabinet, a floor safe, a nice couch, a refrigerator, a jiffy-tyme water condenser, a satiny black brassiere, a satiny black panties, a detonator circuit, a microprocessor, an electromagnetic dissipation assembly, and a burned book on the floor.
[ Exits: *in(closet door) in(shower door) *in(freezer door) *out(door to the hallway) ]
perfectscrotum opens the large cabinet.
A floor-to-ceiling armoire cabinet in dark-finished oak.
Ammo:
a .22 speedload [50g] a 6mm clip [200g]
a 7.62mm clip [300g]
Clothing:
a scuba tank [6kg] a pair of lacrosse gloves [1kg]
a white fur hat [800g] two asbestos gloveses [1kg]
two replica samurai helmets [5kg] a pair of steel-plated boots [910g]
two corpslave jumpsuits [1kg] a green pork pie hat [50g]
a frag grenade bandolier [800g] a trenchcoat [1kg]
a suicide belt [800g] four nanoweave zoot suits [12kg]
a radiation suit [8kg] a skull helmet [2kg]
three leather gimpsuits [6kg] a steel athletic cup [500g]
a pair of heavy leather chaps [1kg]
Medical:
five trauma kits [3kg] five mortilex hypos [500g]
five rad detox kits [500g] a suture kit [100g]
two nanite healers [200g] a portable defibrillator [2kg]
Consumables:
lots of rocks of crank [18g] a blunt [10g]
five bags of tobacco [500g] a soylent brown [100g]
a soylent red [125g] a laced joint [1g]
two koeler bongs [3kg] lots of bags of weed [44g]
a pack of cigarettes [40g] a pack of cigarettes [44g]
a cigarette [2g]
Artifacts:
an o-ring [100g] a Han Solo figure [50g]
Misc:
a fishbucket [100g] three Vice Presidential Seals [30g]
a hackysack [100g] two decks of cards [200g]
a M12 RFID tag [100g] a psychotropic grenade [500g]
a THC grenade [500g] a grenade launcher [5kg]
seven frame packs [700g] three frame packs [6kg]
two landmines [2kg] a Dailung 1000 cyberdeck [100g]
eight books of PCP laced rolling papers [56g] a book of PCP laced rolling papers [3g]
three red lighters [300g] a book of rolling papers [53g]
a book of PCP laced rolling papers [2g] a notebook [130g]
an ancient map [100g]
perfectscrotum gets a portable defibrillator from the large cabinet.
You head through the shower door.
|_|_|_|_|_ Crowbar's shower (sweaty palms) 7:09pm
|_|_|_|_|_ The napping place of all RUSH members. Please log off in here, not
|_|_()|_|_ the living room. Thanks.
|_|_|_|_|_ The shower is off.
|_|_|_|_|_
A homecam is bolted to the wall.
Guitargrizz is lying on the ground here.
[ Exits: out(shower door) ]
I don't understand that.
perfectscrotum slaps the paddles of the defibrillator against guitargrizz's chest and shouts, 'CLEAR!'
Guitargrizz spasms violently as perfectscrotum pulls the trigger on the defibrillator.
Dammit! Still nothing.
perfectscrotum yells, "COME BACK GRIZZ!"
perfectscrotum slaps the paddles of the defibrillator against guitargrizz's chest and shouts, 'CLEAR!'
Guitargrizz spasms violently as perfectscrotum pulls the trigger on the defibrillator.
Dammit! Still nothing.
perfectscrotum yells, "PULL THROUGH BUD!"
perfectscrotum slaps the paddles of the defibrillator against guitargrizz's chest and shouts, 'CLEAR!'
Guitargrizz spasms violently as perfectscrotum pulls the trigger on the defibrillator.
Dammit! Still nothing.
perfectscrotum slaps the paddles of the defibrillator against guitargrizz's chest and shouts, 'CLEAR!'
Guitargrizz spasms violently as perfectscrotum pulls the trigger on the defibrillator.
Dammit! Still nothing.
[ RUSH ]: perfectscrotum: "damnit! still nothing"
perfectscrotum slaps the paddles of the defibrillator against guitargrizz's chest and shouts, 'CLEAR!'
Guitargrizz spasms violently as perfectscrotum pulls the trigger on the defibrillator.
[ You earned 1 IP in medic! ]
Guitargrizz groggily gets to his feet.
[ RUSH ]: perfectscrotum: "WOOT i got him"
perfectscrotum yells, "B00YA!"
perfectscrotum yells, "I SAVED YOU BUDDY!"
perfectscrotum squats over Guitargrizz, exposes his crotch, and plops his balls lightly on Guitargrizz's face. Teabag!