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So my bank sold my car loan to this company "1st Investors." They give you Four Easy Options for payment:
1) mail a check
2) pay by phone!
3) Western Union
4) MoneyGram Express Payment

So which one is most convenient and doesn't waste my stamps? Pay by phone, of course! But I call them, and hold and hold and hold, and finally the hostile phonemonkey tells me that phone payments are assessed an additional $10 fee. Well that's good to know! Go fuck yourself!

So I look up 3 and 4. Western Union would cost at least $20, and MoneyGram would cost $12. Fuck THAT right in the ass!

So I included this friendly note with my check:

Quote:

I hear that some day perhaps in the 21st century, technology such as the "computing machine" and "net-work" may allow financial institutions to conduct transactions quickly, easily, securely, and auto-MAGICALLY (ha!). Why, a company might even, once a month, automatically withdraw a car loan payment from a debtor's checking account! Imagine how much the company would save! Imagine the delight of the customer, who no longer needs to send checks by mail every month or pay insane moneygram fees on top of getting reamed by the interest rate on his loan! O sweet utopia! O brave new world, that has such things in it!
But until 1st Investors enters the 21st century... here's your check.
Love,
Brad

After some thought, I added on the reverse side:

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I'M NOT GOING TO PAY IN ORDER TO PAY YOU.

In the "For" line on my check, I wrote "Stone Age Car Payment."

Of course, all of this took longer than it would take for me to write checks for all of my remaining payments, and in that time I could have earned more than enough to pay for postage. But, as a supreme law of the universe states, "Spite is a good enough reason to do anything." (edit: and it's not often that I have so much fun parting with $200)

Idiots.

Oh and then when I went to stuff the envelope, I noticed that had my middle initial wrong. So I wrote a correction, followed by "but your way works too."

Haha. Idiots.

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:35 pm ]
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I'll call them and ask. It would be extra awesome because then I could make fun of the company some more.

Author:	ULTROS [ Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:20 am ]
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Quote: So my bank sold my car loan to this company "1st Investors." They give you Four Easy Options for payment: 1) mail a check 2) pay by phone! 3) Western Union 4) MoneyGram Express Payment So which one is most convenient and doesn't waste my stamps? Pay by phone, of course! But I call them, and hold and hold and hold, and finally the hostile phonemonkey tells me that phone payments are assessed an additional $10 fee. Well that's good to know! Go fuck yourself! So I look up 3 and 4. Western Union would cost at least $20, and MoneyGram would cost $12. Fuck THAT right in the ass! So I included this friendly note with my check: Quote: I hear that some day perhaps in the 21st century, technology such as the "computing machine" and "net-work" may allow financial institutions to conduct transactions quickly, easily, securely, and auto-MAGICALLY (ha!). Why, a company might even, once a month, automatically withdraw a car loan payment from a debtor's checking account! Imagine how much the company would save! Imagine the delight of the customer, who no longer needs to send checks by mail every month or pay insane moneygram fees on top of getting reamed by the interest rate on his loan! O sweet utopia! O brave new world, that has such things in it! But until 1st Investors enters the 21st century... here's your check. Love, Brad After some thought, I added on the reverse side: Quote: I'M NOT GOING TO PAY IN ORDER TO PAY YOU. In the "For" line on my check, I wrote "Stone Age Car Payment." Of course, all of this took longer than it would take for me to write checks for all of my remaining payments, and in that time I could have earned more than enough to pay for postage. But, as a supreme law of the universe states, "Spite is a good enough reason to do anything." (edit: and it's not often that I have so much fun parting with $200) Idiots. Oh and then when I went to stuff the envelope, I noticed that had my middle initial wrong. So I wrote a correction, followed by "but your way works too." Haha. Idiots. Thanks now I have to go find som e windex cause I spit all over my screen. Make that buy windex. Have I ever had windex in this house rofl.

Author:	ULTROS [ Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:08 am ]
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http://video.google.com/googleplayer.sw ... 5&hl=en-GB

Author:	ULTROS [ Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:25 am ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVwbUljGs3g Im building one! would be awesome to make it not suck.

Author:	Hogg [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:26 am ]
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Zenzog: I'm going to Austin tomorrow. Is Fat Rob available? Hogg: I dunno, call him. Zenzog: Aren't you like his manager?

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Author:	zenzog [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:42 am ]
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Quote: Zenzog: I'm going to Austin tomorrow. Is Fat Rob available? Hogg: I dunno, call him. Zenzog: Aren't you like his manager? taken out of context

Author:	DRAGONHAWK [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:23 am ]
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hmmmm. i was there just last weekend.

Author:	Glimfeather [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:16 pm ]
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add something new to crapyclawn for the sake of benevolence!

Author:	Happy [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:53 pm ]
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Sorry Glim 18hrs of schoolwork + job + girl = no time for internets.

Author:	Glimfeather [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:52 pm ]
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Quote: Sorry Glim 18hrs of schoolwork + job + pr0n = no time for internets. fixt ...and its ok. I forgive you.

Author:	ULTROS [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:45 pm ]
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Quote: Sorry Glim 18hrs of schoolwork + job + girl = no time for internets. YOUR GONNA GET THE COOTIES!!

Author:	Hogg [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:12 am ]
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From Lawly:

Author:	LiamE [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:02 am ]
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YES!

Author:	Jenosidhe [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:25 am ]
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that is great

Author:	ULTROS [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:11 pm ]
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Quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NViDQi2r ... ed&search= the greatest video known to man Fucking everyone that plays Halo online is a noob.

Author:	lil_JT [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:17 pm ]
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^^^ NOPE http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHa ... %20Shrike6 this game doesnt have that big of a KD spread sense holding the hill for a mintue is actualy hard http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHa ... %20Shrike6

Author:	Hogg [ Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:08 am ]
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Man, fuck Demonoid. I uploaded over 100gb of WiC demo, tracked by Demonoid, and it didn't count any of it. The hell of it is, this is the first time I've uploaded any substantial amount where it was both legal and not just to whore my upload (my ratio there is insanely good already). Oh well. I'll just seed some illegal things and make sure it counts. The moral of the story is never do anything just to be nice.

Author:	ULTROS [ Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:09 am ]
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Quote: ^^^ NOPE http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHa ... %20Shrike6 this game doesnt have that big of a KD spread sense holding the hill for a mintue is actualy hard http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHa ... %20Shrike6 Its like deerhunter beating quake2 for year end sales.

Author:	BONER JACKSON [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:07 pm ]
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Quote: From Lawly: lol

Author:	lil_JT [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:02 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NViDQi2r ... ed&search= the greatest video known to man

Author:	ULTROS [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:04 pm ]
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http://www.livevideo.com/video/landing/ ... category=1 SKUNK SOCCARS!

Author:	Hogg [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:50 pm ]
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My sister just sent me this email... Quote: What. The. Fuck. http://youtube.com/watch?v=z3aA1Hy17A8

Author:	BONER JACKSON [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:10 pm ]
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chocolaet rain

Author:	Heretic [ Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:38 am ]
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Quote: Man, fuck Demonoid. I uploaded over 100gb of WiC demo, tracked by Demonoid, and it didn't count any of it. The hell of it is, this is the first time I've uploaded any substantial amount where it was both legal and not just to whore my upload (my ratio there is insanely good already). Oh well. I'll just seed some illegal things and make sure it counts. The moral of the story is never do anything just to be nice. It took about 3-4 days for my ratio to update.

Author:	Hogg [ Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:23 am ]
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This was all a week or two ago.

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