I'll change if you want.

The astros had a 5 run lead and lost it 9-10.

i say play oswalt all game, every game.

uhhhh

so whats the deal with my team beating the yankees

They're not that great

i HOPE ure not talkin about the COLORADO ROCKIES cuz they just beat the fuckin YANKEES knamean

Gil Meche
There are probably people out there looking at Gil Meche's 4-6 record in Kansas City and saying, "I told you so." But if those are the only numbers you're perusing, you're hereby assigned to go back and reread the first 11 paragraphs of this column.

CUS LEADERS
Gil Meche 8
Jon Garland 6
Carlos Silva 5
Kyle Lohse 5
Sergio Mitre 5
Daisuke Matsuzaka 5

Meche has had the third-worst run support in the American League. But let's break down that support (or lack thereof) another way. You've heard of quality starts, right? (That's the stat that measures how many times a pitcher gives his team a chance to win a game.) We're inventing a new stat -- the CUS (Criminally Unsupported Start) -- which measures games in which an offense gives its pitcher no chance to win.

Our definition of a CUS is a game in which a pitcher goes at least six innings, but his offense scores no more than one run while he's in the game. Believe it or not, it's happened to Meche eight fucking times already. Only one other pitcher in baseball (Jon Garland, with six) has more than five CUS.

"That [record] describes what people thought Meche was going to be," says one scout. "But that's not what he's been. I didn't think he had it in him to be a No. 3 [starter], let alone a No. 1. But he's pitched like a No. 1."

Damn, Boner. Forgot you were a fan of all things Denver. Sucks that we (Hogg and I, Royals fans) have bragging rights on you.

i hope you're not referring to the huskers

CU Boulder = hippy town

HAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU AREN'T A BUFFS FAN ARE YOU?


(And I was talking about the Royals taking the series this year in Coors)

i said im proud

to be

a c s u raaaam i said

Butt Ram