crapy clawn forums

we kicked so much ass we got kicked. they even threatened to report us to EA!

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Yeah, two nights in a row where I've been accused of hacking

i lol'd. nice find.

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We're all gonna die, but I got a helmet.
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Tonight was wonderful. Will wait for others to explain since im tired. Banned for winnings. All of us.

the server: face eating chimps throwing feces 24/7

the story:
it was 12 v 12 on conquest metro and we were all together.
we took 2 of 3 flags and were winning.
2 people on their team rage quit.
they started crying about team balance
we said they should autobalance some of the randoms since we were here to play together
they said something about getting our own server
we demanded that they kick and ban us so we'd never accidentally join their shitty server again.
GO TEAM.

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you guys make me so proud

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Yes Agent "Enough with the Bullshit".

You forgot to mention that the first round of that (with us as RU) we capped all 3 flags within the first couple minutes, so they just ended the map (no stats for anyone) and pushed to the 2nd round (with us play as US). They complained that it was because the teams were unbalanced, I whined, Agent just brushed it off. Then we soundly kicked their ass again and that's when we all got the banned stick. It was glawlyous.

Where is this map? This looks like a Wake Island I may want to play...

Bumping this to the end of the forums given the number of times peoples have asked how to do laser designation crap over mumble in the last week...only addition is that some vehicle sha ve laser pointers too (that give laser locks like the SOFLAM, this would be helo's with 'laser designator' equipped by pilot, or people in the 3rd seat in a tank) and many vehicles have 'lock-on' weapons that unlock (tank guided shells, guided missles for helos/jets) and can grab laser designated locks.

Only things that break laser locks are getting out of Line of Sight of laser designator or use of "ECM Jammer" that unlocks for helos/jets. Also I think smoke of tanks/IFV/AA vics does same.

OMFG:
W makes you descend faster and S makes you slow down when parachuting.

I've hated how fast I drop in the parachute and how I can't control it. Probably because I was holding down W the whole time trying to fly forward. (wasn't BC2 like that??)

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Yarp. You could influence it that way. No wonder.
That sounds like something for BEEFTIPS.

Figured that was common knowledge, but another one of those basic things I can write an article on. Even when you slow yourself down, you can't prevent forward movement with the parachute, so that is the main reason it's more difficult to land on a target than other BF games.

Already have an article on when to deploy, but I can do another on how to control during long falls.

sounds like a plan. pls replace the article on "how to run like a girl."

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So what I read from that is for ownage we need to have somone of low skill level find our servers for us?

i don't think so. I'm assuming matchmaking is only if you click "quickmatch" i believe. Maybe also for co-op.

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Ah, that makes more sense.

Agnt., why didn't you tell us you were going to be featured in A Softer World?
;)

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if only my mustache was full and beautiful

my god.. it's full of stars.

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Found this on another set of forums. Zoom in to actually be able to read/see it. Sorry, couldnt upload a bigger picture without the forums screaming at me.

Man, BF1942 was where it was at, for a variety of reasons. Downgrade, anyone?

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I think BF2 is still my favorite of them. But we can go back and install 1942 if you'd like. I'm sure there's one or two good 24/7 de_WakeIsland servers still running it....