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True story:

I got this lamp that's the perfect size and shape for my retarded room. It actually has two lamps; both an upward-facing "torchiere" on top and a reading lamp about halfway up. It's Federal Energy Stupid Shit Act Compliant, meaning there's this little switch box attached to the cord. It says if the lamp draws more than 190 watts, the lamp turns off and the switch box has to be reset.

I got some 60-watt equivalent CFL bulbs, which draw way less power than incandescent bulbs (they really draw 13 watts). But it would still switch off if I turned both lamps on. Or if I put a "100-watt equivalent" CFL (26 actual watts) in either lamp. Or if I turned on the overhead light while either lamp was on. This led me to believe that the Federal Energy Stupid Shit Act is stupid shit and unconstitutional, and therefore it was my duty as an American to destroy the meddling little switch box.

So I took it apart, cut the cord away from the little circuit board, and spliced the cord back together. Now I have a perfectly functional lamp that doesn't switch off when it's drawing 26 fucking watts (and/or I turn the overhead fucking light on). Then I found $20.

Moral is, fuck you, energy anything. Also fuck Al Gore and the Nobel Prize.

Author:	Glimfeather [ Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:48 am ]
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Quote: what the fuck are you talking about Cut. Excessive absenteeism.

Author:	Happy [ Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:10 am ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcRWdPMUhzg I salute Fowler Toyota's Manhammer spirit.

Author:	wardryer [ Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:15 am ]
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I salute yoar mawm's manhammer spirit.

Author:	Hogg [ Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:38 am ]
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Portal is pretty awesome.

Author:	assrott [ Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:59 pm ]
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I tried to help with dishes just now, but the missus commanded that I check the forums instead. So here I am.

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Author:	Hogg [ Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:50 am ]
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Fuck the Nobel Prize.

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:39 pm ]
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Quote: Fuck the Nobel Prize.

Author:	Happy [ Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:19 pm ]
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Yep, he sure is doing his part to conserve, renew and reuse.

Author:	Happy [ Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:23 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wffwg7pA0t8

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:41 pm ]
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I pray that she represented our own Douglas County.

Author:	ULTROS [ Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:22 am ]
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Quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wffwg7pA0t8 Rap will be seen in the same way in the futures. Oh ya I'm back bitches.

Author:	ULTROS [ Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:40 am ]
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Hapy: cant Hapy: im doing homwork ULTROS-back home on 12th: looks like your playing 2nd gay ass frikin life ULTROS-back home on 12th: bitch Hapy: yeah, this is my job for the OMG SOME PLACE Hapy: I get $13/hr to play it ULTROS-back home on 12th: what? Hapy: yeah Im building SL stuff for OMG SOME PLACE Hapy: Id never play this shit for fun ULTROS-back home on 12th: wtf did u call me? Hapy: huh ULTROS-back home on 12th: Hapy: yeah Im building SL stuff for OMG SOME PLACE what did this mean? ULTROS-back home on 12th: brb Hapy: Im building second live stuff for the HERE HAPY EXPLAINS WHAT PLACE IT IS Hapy: life* ULTROS-back home on 12th: thats like getting paid for gay sex is it not? Hapy: well Hapy: no comment ULTROS-back home on 12th: rofl

Author:	Happy [ Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:20 am ]
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admin plz edit out PLACE name since this is public foram

Author:	BONER JACKSON [ Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:16 am ]
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Quote: Hapy: cant Hapy: im doing homwork ULTROS-back home on 12th: looks like your playing 2nd gay ass frikin life ULTROS-back home on 12th: bitch Hapy: yeah, this is my job for the OMG SOME PLACE Hapy: I get $13/hr to play it ULTROS-back home on 12th: what? Hapy: yeah Im building SL stuff for OMG SOME PLACE Hapy: Id never play this shit for fun ULTROS-back home on 12th: wtf did u call me? Hapy: huh ULTROS-back home on 12th: Hapy: yeah Im building SL stuff for OMG SOME PLACE what did this mean? ULTROS-back home on 12th: brb Hapy: Im building second live stuff for the HERE HAPY EXPLAINS WHAT PLACE IT IS Hapy: life* ULTROS-back home on 12th: thats like getting paid for gay sex is it not? Hapy: well Hapy: no comment ULTROS-back home on 12th: rofl lolll

Author:	Happy [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:30 pm ]
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http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?optio ... &Itemid=61 TL;DR However, look at Gabe's unkempt appearance. This is a publicity photo and the man can't even tuck in his shirt let alone wear a clean one. edit: Im sure all his money makes up for it

Author:	LiamE [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:37 pm ]
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That girl with the strumpet accidentally picked up her C strumpet instead of the normal one, methinks.

Author:	Hogg [ Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:17 pm ]
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http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/10/v ... here-.html (some guy uses jumping matrix knife defense hax) lolwtf?

Author:	dime [ Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:47 pm ]
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l to r, agent, ultros, dime.

Author:	Hogg [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:54 am ]
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True story: I got this lamp that's the perfect size and shape for my retarded room. It actually has two lamps; both an upward-facing "torchiere" on top and a reading lamp about halfway up. It's Federal Energy Stupid Shit Act Compliant, meaning there's this little switch box attached to the cord. It says if the lamp draws more than 190 watts, the lamp turns off and the switch box has to be reset. I got some 60-watt equivalent CFL bulbs, which draw way less power than incandescent bulbs (they really draw 13 watts). But it would still switch off if I turned both lamps on. Or if I put a "100-watt equivalent" CFL (26 actual watts) in either lamp. Or if I turned on the overhead light while either lamp was on. This led me to believe that the Federal Energy Stupid Shit Act is stupid shit and unconstitutional, and therefore it was my duty as an American to destroy the meddling little switch box. So I took it apart, cut the cord away from the little circuit board, and spliced the cord back together. Now I have a perfectly functional lamp that doesn't switch off when it's drawing 26 fucking watts (and/or I turn the overhead fucking light on). Then I found $20. Moral is, fuck you, energy anything. Also fuck Al Gore and the Nobel Prize.

Author:	Hogg [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:46 pm ]
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That's quite a gross picture.

Author:	1ucksh0t [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:00 pm ]
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this gives me an idear

Author:	wardryer [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:40 pm ]
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Quote: True story: I got this lamp that's the perfect size and shape for my retarded room. It actually has two lamps; both an upward-facing "torchiere" on top and a reading lamp about halfway up. It's Federal Energy Stupid Shit Act Compliant, meaning there's this little switch box attached to the cord. It says if the lamp draws more than 190 watts, the lamp turns off and the switch box has to be reset. I got some 60-watt equivalent CFL bulbs, which draw way less power than incandescent bulbs (they really draw 13 watts). But it would still switch off if I turned both lamps on. Or if I put a "100-watt equivalent" CFL (26 actual watts) in either lamp. Or if I turned on the overhead light while either lamp was on. This led me to believe that the Federal Energy Stupid Shit Act is stupid shit and unconstitutional, and therefore it was my duty as an American to destroy the meddling little switch box. So I took it apart, cut the cord away from the little circuit board, and spliced the cord back together. Now I have a perfectly functional lamp that doesn't switch off when it's drawing 26 fucking watts (and/or I turn the overhead fucking light on). Then I found $20. Moral is, fuck you, energy anything. Also fuck Al Gore and the Nobel Prize. I agree, Fuck Al Gore. However those lamps are filled with mercury and there have been instances of people breaking them and having to call the Hazmat clean up crews.

Author:	Hogg [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:17 pm ]
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[23:16] Smoke: i've done that with my fathers chicken.

Author:	Happy [ Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:50 pm ]
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Rob is too skinny

Author:	Happy [ Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:53 pm ]
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That is a pretty epic pic tho

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