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Author:  Glimfeather [ Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:47 am ]
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poasting from yoar moms house; she's good in EVERY way
Author:  Hogg [ Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:15 pm ]
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damn Dragonhawk, I've been through Glenwood Springs twice in the last two days.

Poasting from Florence now, though.

For posterity: the menu in the restaurant in the Hotel Goldenerstern on Burgerstrasse in Luzern, Switzerland, sells both "porc" dishes, and dishes with "creamysauce."

Creamysauce.

Another fun fact: Italy's rail line is named "Trenitalia."

... Trenitalia.
Author:  ULTROS [ Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:52 am ]
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damn Dragonhawk, I've been through Glenwood Springs twice in the last two days.

Poasting from Florence now, though.

For posterity: the menu in the restaurant in the Hotel Goldenerstern on Burgerstrasse in Luzern, Switzerland, sells both "porc" dishes, and dishes with "creamysauce."

Creamysauce.

Another fun fact: Italy's rail line is named "Trenitalia."

... Trenitalia.

What are you doing in Italy?

come to Norway and freeze your balls off.
http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Flore ... 8&z=5&om=1

You can see the 2 largest subsea control umbilicals in the world before the boats take off.
Author:  Glimfeather [ Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:56 pm ]
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One of the last Lawls of 2007 (there were many):
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Behind the kid was this huge dance party that quickly became very weird. Long story short: it started out with a bunch of cosplayers and regular folks just dancing around to shitty trance music in the middle of the main floor (they had a DJ spinning crappy music the whole time). So imagine the whitest people in the world trying to shake it to crappy rave music, and further hindered by bulky costumes. Once the song was over everyone cleared out, so to fill the spot a guy dressed as Ranma and one as his grandfather (the panda) came onto the floor. Eventually Ranma left, so the panda was left by himself to just jump around. Soon a “regular” guy came out, and I forget how, but both of them began to play fight. You know how sometimes playful wrestling starts to slowly become a real fight. Well that’s what happened here, as the dude began to really manhandle the panda a but much, so he had to retaliate, everyone looked one wondering what the fuck was happening…
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Author:  Hogg [ Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:52 pm ]
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Pretty much everywhere there are tourists, there are a bunch of black guys selling ripoff purses and fake Rolex watches and stuff. They all have patches of the Norwegian flag sown on their clothes. So, our new euphemism for "black guy" is "Norwegian."
Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:33 am ]
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http://bp1.blogger.com/_88I3ajl9ygQ/Rq9 ... nter2e.jpg


would you like a banger in the mouth?
Author:  assrott [ Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:30 pm ]
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http://bp1.blogger.com/_88I3ajl9ygQ/Rq9 ... nter2e.jpg


would you like a banger in the mouth?
Gross.



On a related note, check out the name of Bangor's newspaper:

http://bangornews.com/
Author:  PorkFrigate [ Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:12 pm ]
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk
Author:  Hogg [ Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:14 am ]
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In 79 AD, the city of Pompei was buried in hot volcanic ash. The people were wiped out, yet the structures remained remarkably intact. The ruins exist to this day, in which Hapy and I walked their ancient streets.

What ancient wonders we beheld with our own eyes, what timeless wisdom has come down to us from the Romans...

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And on this one, I absolutely shit you not. I saw it with my own eyes and captured it with my own camera. Also, dibs for the spray...

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Some day I will build a penis temple, its hallowed walls guarded under the unwavering gaze of penis-goyles.
Author:  King of Poop [ Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:08 pm ]
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HAHAHA...I know who I'm voting for...


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Author:  wardryer [ Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:34 pm ]
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Author:  assrott [ Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:43 pm ]
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I posted this in the college football thread, but I assume no one reads that anyway so...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gAMtCCezpfU

FF to about 0:30.
Author:  assrott [ Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:46 pm ]
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While we're at it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2_b0kVfIDFE&feature=related

Oldie but a goodie.
Author:  King of Poop [ Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:17 pm ]
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Lawl...*penis queef*
Author:  assrott [ Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:04 pm ]
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Are...you fucking kidding me?

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/a ... ryid=71012

Do any of us work for Channel 10 in Tampa?
Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:18 pm ]
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While we're at it:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2_b0kVfIDFE&feature=related

Oldie but a goodie.

note, the announcer mentions Kyle Eckle, of the Patriots. A hard-ass, and a gentleman.
Author:  ULTROS [ Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:18 am ]
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk
ROFL
Author:  Hogg [ Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:32 pm ]
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poasting from some shithole in rome
Author:  assrott [ Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:55 pm ]
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poasting from some shithole in rome
Hogg, stay on topic please. We have a "cs_italy" thread for a reason and this isn't it.
Author:  Hogg [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:01 pm ]
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poasting from eat a dick
Author:  Happy [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:04 pm ]
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posting from

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=it&g ... &z=16&om=1
Author:  assrott [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:25 pm ]
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poasting from eat a dick

:?:


http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=it&g ... 8&z=9&om=1
Author:  assrott [ Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:29 pm ]
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One guy didn't vote Brady for MVP. Really? Fucking really?

I don't even liek the Patriots and this makes me angry.
Author:  Hogg [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:52 am ]
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assrott: find out if Sam Waterston is Catholic. Because I SWEAR, at the end of the Papal Mass, after the Pope and all left and all the dignitaries and people with seats up front were filing out, he was among them.

Also, I saw the Pope today, that was pretty cool.
Author:  assrott [ Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:44 pm ]
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assrott: find out if Sam Waterston is Catholic. Because I SWEAR, at the end of the Papal Mass, after the Pope and all left and all the dignitaries and people with seats up front were filing out, he was among them.

Also, I saw the Pope today, that was pretty cool.



First, a little tidbit about Jack McCoy:
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Executive Assistant DA Jack McCoy (Sam Waterston) -- deceased father, whom he disliked, was a cop; possible drinking problem; had affairs with three of his assistants, married one; rides a motorcycle
As far as Waterston, it appears he is Episcopalian so I guess it's not outside the realm of possibility he was there:

http://gts.edu/news_view.asp?langdisp=&id=115
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