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| Author: | Agent_137 [ Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:42 pm ] |
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cause we're all on steam! |
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| Author: | KingLoser [ Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:49 am ] |
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WHY DID MY ELEMENTARY TEACHER (CANT REMEMBER WHICH GRADE) CONVINCE ME THAT A FACT IS THE OPPOSITE OF AN OPINION IN THAT A FACT CAN BE SOMETHING THAT CAN BE PROVEN RIGHT OR WRONG, AND AN OPINION CANNOT BE FIGURED ONE WAY OR THE OTHER? APPARENTLY A FACT IS ALWAYS TRUE. THIS MAY SEEM LIKE COMMON KNOWLEDGE TO YOU, BUT IT IS FUCKING ME UP AT THE MOMENT AND I DO NOT LIKE IT. FUCK. |
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| Author: | Hogg [ Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:04 am ] |
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Your teacher was/is an idiot. |
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| Author: | Happy [ Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:16 am ] |
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Fact: Dogs lay eggs |
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| Author: | KingLoser [ Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:44 pm ] |
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Man, I was drunk. |
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| Author: | ULTROS [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:09 am ] |
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
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| Author: | KingLoser [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:18 am ] |
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So I learned how to jump a car tonight. Go me and technology. |
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| Author: | Agent_137 [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:11 am ] |
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Quote: So I learned how to jump YOAR MAWM tonight. Go me and technology.
fixt
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| Author: | KingLoser [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:58 pm ] |
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I need a place to shoot something. Someone help me out. |
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| Author: | Agent_137 [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:22 pm ] |
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http://www.redsguns.com/ |
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| Author: | KingLoser [ Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:21 am ] |
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Needs to be moving and breathing.
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| Author: | PorkFrigate [ Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:41 pm ] |
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As the link warns, it is "gross", but in a profoundly entertaining way. This symphony of destruction is the greatest deer strike since the one with the rally driver whose navigator screamed "ooooh!!!!" and then the car wouldn't start. http://www.break.com/index/cop-car-vs-d ... gross.html |
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| Author: | assrott [ Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:40 pm ] |
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Quote: As the link warns, it is "gross", but in a profoundly entertaining way. This symphony of destruction is the greatest deer strike since the one with the rally driver whose navigator screamed "ooooh!!!!" and then the car wouldn't start.
I laughed. And laughed. And laughed. What the fuck is wrong with me?
http://www.break.com/index/cop-car-vs-d ... gross.html |
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| Author: | Hogg [ Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:46 pm ] |
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Man, that's fucking disgusting. The rally one freaked me out a little - the scream was unsettling. But this one is amusing, and fucking disgusting. |
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| Author: | KingLoser [ Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:06 pm ] |
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That car must have been pretty strong. |
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| Author: | Glimfeather [ Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:03 pm ] |
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That makes me hungry for venison. |
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| Author: | Smoke [ Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:23 pm ] |
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Quote: As the link warns, it is "gross", but in a profoundly entertaining way. This symphony of destruction is the greatest deer strike since the one with the rally driver whose navigator screamed "ooooh!!!!" and then the car wouldn't start.
Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v_8BZkOgMUhttp://www.break.com/index/cop-car-vs-d ... gross.html My roommates and I watched this just after it happened on the TV at the barn... we laughed and laughed. |
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| Author: | Agent_137 [ Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:02 pm ] |
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http://www.worldogl.com/view_team_info.php?teamid=89203 lol ogl |
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| Author: | KingLoser [ Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:32 pm ] |
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http://www.worldogl.com/view_team_info.php?teamid=95508Those were some fun times, cept I usually was that kind of gay and tried too hard. [=D] Try harder, fag. |
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| Author: | ULTROS [ Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:41 am ] |
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Quote: I need a place to shoot something. Someone help me out.
Go to Nebraska where I'm from and shoot prairie dogs all day long. Make sure you use the balistic tips or hollow points so they go flying way up in the air.
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| Author: | KingLoser [ Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:52 am ] |
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Quote: Quote: I need a place to shoot something. Someone help me out.
Go to Nebraska where I'm from and shoot prairie dogs all day long. Make sure you use the balistic tips or hollow points so they go flying way up in the air. |
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| Author: | KingLoser [ Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:58 pm ] |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB-oiuPDnco Leads to this years later. http://www.foodnetwork.com/what-would-b ... index.html |
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| Author: | superspck [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:30 pm ] |
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http://www.penny-arcade.com/2009/8/17/ Makes me laugh, both in the discussion, and the comic. |
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| Author: | Agent_137 [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:55 pm ] |
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hahah, the best is gabe's post, and then tycho's short one following. |
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| Author: | Glimfeather [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:38 pm ] |
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Quote: hahah, the best is gabe's post, and then tycho's short one following.
She got skurred at the end...(it's OT, trust me...) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi You: do you enjoy Penny Arcade? Stranger: sure who dosent You: http://www.penny-arcade.com/2009/8/17/ You: good times Stranger: im reading it hold on Stranger: you wrote that? You: hell no Stranger: well it was good You: thats trifling bullshit from the internet, friend. You: i have a real job Stranger: me too Stranger: whats yours? You: lol, you will chuckle. You: Marketing. Stranger: well im a english professor You: outstanding. Stranger: yeah the generious serving of poon is quite welcoming Stranger: excuse my tact You: Please explain your understanding of why Barack Obama decided to include profanity-laced interactions between foul-mouthed urban youth, in his memoire. You: I mean, did he not suspect he might be indeed reading it aloud one day, for publication as an audio book? Stranger: to connect with a wider audience so to get the demographic that is misinformed and uneducated a chace to feel they have a say in this crumbling society You: ...And so now we have the pleasure of an American president who says "motherfucker" on an audio track, for which he earned publication dollars. Delightfully unpatriotic. You: Your explanation is terribly remiss. You perpetuate the myth that ghetto rats and deviants are simply "misguided youth", not career criminals and purposeful violators preying on those less powerful. You: I understand. Stranger: we spend so much time in the grey area that the lines are so blurred to really find what and who is truly accountable for this unpatriotic society. Im more concerned about why the fat cats of wall street get to stuff or stimulas money in there pockets. You: Well said. You: You are on the same path, the path I tread which calls a 'spade' a 'spade', calls 'greed' greed, and will not let outrage occur without explanation or resistance. You: Explain how you can give your students bad marks for grammar, when you yourself have remarked, "well im a english professor"? Give them a break this Fall, ye without sin. Stranger: haha cut me some slack and give me this chance to let my hair down. You: ok, and what gently magical hair it is. You: I love brunettes. Stranger: me too nice talking to you Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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