crapy clawn forums
http://crapyclawn.net/lolwords/

Hogg's Random Crap Thread
http://crapyclawn.net/lolwords/viewtopic.php?t=1321
Page 160 of 218

Author:  Hogg [ Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:47 am ]
Post subject: 

So they caught Roman Polanski. If there was ever something for which the US penal system is designed, it is this.

Author:  dime [ Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:54 pm ]
Post subject: 

penal

Author:  Hogg [ Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:00 pm ]
Post subject: 

Exactly. Penal in Roman Polanski's hoo hoo.

Author:  assrott [ Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:34 pm ]
Post subject: 

1400 more gets us to half a million views of this thread. Go team.

Author:  Agent_137 [ Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:55 pm ]
Post subject: 

Image

Cthulhu

Author:  Hogg [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:35 pm ]
Post subject: 

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2 ... omber.html

"Ass Bomber." Best ass-assination attempt ever.

Author:  assrott [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:49 pm ]
Post subject: 

Quote:
http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2 ... omber.html

"Ass Bomber." Best ass-assination attempt ever.
Quote:
Lewis Page, an "improvised-device disposal operator tasked in support of the UK mainland police from 2001-2004," pointed out that this isn't much of a threat for three reasons: 1) you can't stuff a lot of explosives into a body cavity, 2) detonation is, um, problematic, and 3) the human body can stifle an explosion pretty effectively (think of someone throwing himself on a grenade to save his friends).
They just needed to find a really gay bomber.

Author:  Glimfeather [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:22 pm ]
Post subject: 

Quote:

They just needed to find a really gay bomber.
Well, that's the only kind, good sir.

Author:  Hogg [ Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:42 pm ]
Post subject: 

http://gizmodo.com/5369527/princeton-st ... -kindle-dx
Quote:
I hate to sound like a Luddite, but this technology is a poor excuse of an academic tool. It's clunky, slow and a real pain to operate. Much of my learning comes from a physical interaction with the text: bookmarks, highlights, page-tearing, sticky notes and other marks representing the importance of certain passages - not to mention margin notes, where most of my paper ideas come from and interaction with the material occurs.
I hate not to sound like a retard, but most of my learning comes from a reading interaction with the text - not to mention reading the book, where most of its ideas are stored and interaction with the material occurs.

Author:  Hogg [ Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:26 am ]
Post subject: 

lawl:

Image

CARE HARDER, FAGS. Also way to take a bite out of my fucking magazine.

Said magazine is offered free to IT professionals. All you have to do is tell them where you work and what your position is. As you can see, I'm a Junior Vice President at Crapyclawn.

Author:  Hogg [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:26 pm ]
Post subject: 

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/0 ... lyingbill/

You don't know whatcher messin with, boy

Author:  superspck [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:03 pm ]
Post subject: 

Quote:
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/0 ... lyingbill/

You don't know whatcher messin with, boy
What kind of shitty support system did that girl set up around her? Where were her real friends? Her parents?
Who lets a 13-yr old get wrapped up in her own shit so tight the only way out is death?
Lot of people failed her.

Author:  dime [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:34 pm ]
Post subject: 

darwin didnt

Author:  assrott [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:56 pm ]
Post subject: 

IT'S NOT A PENIS

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/1 ... 01.article

Author:  Teaks [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:29 pm ]
Post subject: 

Quote:
Quote:
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/0 ... lyingbill/

You don't know whatcher messin with, boy
What kind of shitty support system did that girl set up around her? Where were her real friends? Her parents?
Who lets a 13-yr old get wrapped up in her own shit so tight the only way out is death?
Lot of people failed her.
Fully agreed. Instead of proposing another overreaching law that would be used in ways waaaaaay beyond what it was intended for in limiting free speech, how about prosecuting the parents for neglect for not giving a rats ass about their child. How about the rest of her family taking a bit of responsibility for not saying: "Hey MF, what's up? I saw that shit on your facebook page...".

Now admittedly, you can't always catch/detect someone who's having a rough time and about to commit suicide. I've got a small bit of exp here, and it can be really hard, even if you address it directly. But still: attempting to regulate speech over the internet? Next thing your steam account will be charged $.25 for every time you type "Gay" or "penis" into chat while playing CS or L4D.

Author:  Hogg [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:01 am ]
Post subject: 

(1:55:54 AM) Rob: why are packets so nub
(1:56:08 AM) Brad: it's a good question
(1:56:16 AM) Brad: i'd be curious to know where a UDP packet dies on the way
(1:56:43 AM) Brad: obviously the majority of them make it, or we'd never be able to play games
(1:56:47 AM) Rob: in YOAR MAWM
(1:56:53 AM) Brad: it's just that you can't depend on them totally at any given point in time
(1:57:04 AM) Rob: so they are like dime

Author:  dime [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:41 am ]
Post subject: 

i am a leaf on the wind

Author:  King of Poop [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:01 pm ]
Post subject: 

you would be

Author:  Glimfeather [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:46 pm ]
Post subject: 

what is this, a jackass LAN party?

Author:  KingLoser [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:57 am ]
Post subject: 

Quote:
what is this, a jackass LAN party?
Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself.

Author:  King of Poop [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:08 am ]
Post subject: 

maybe I'm sitting in the courthouse....fucking jury duty :(...atleast the is the internet :)

Author:  Hogg [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:14 am ]
Post subject: 

Uh... are the judge and both counsels ok with that?

Author:  King of Poop [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:27 am ]
Post subject: 

Quote:
Uh... are the judge and both counsels ok with that?
idk...but I'm not ok with every site being blocked except this one

but I shouldn't be suprised


facebook
myspace
ebay
craigslist
chickswithdicks
nasioc (subaruwebsite)


now I'm bored...someone give me something to do on the internetz

Author:  ULTROS [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:07 am ]
Post subject: 

Quote:
Quote:
Uh... are the judge and both counsels ok with that?
idk...but I'm not ok with every site being blocked except this one

but I shouldn't be suprised


facebook
myspace
ebay
craigslist
chickswithdicks
nasioc (subaruwebsite)


now I'm bored...someone give me something to do on the internetz
Buy a star trek shirt and phazer replica and show up the next day with it.

Author:  Hogg [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:02 am ]
Post subject: 

http://www.technewsworld.com/rsstory/68319.html

Yeah, welcome to the year 2000, you fucking idiot, when overclocking was still worth writing about. And gosh, who knew that gamers are "divided" between those who play on "consoles" and those who play on the "Personal Computing Machine?"
Quote:
A console gamer will drop few hundred dollars for Sony's PlayStation 3 More about PlayStation 3, Microsoft's Xbox 360 More about Xbox 360, or Nintendo's Wii More about Wii, but a PC gamer who wants to purchase a desktop or laptop optimized for gaming could pay thousands just for the machine.
Sure he can, if he's a retard. I don't fit into this stupid old columnist's universe, as I own both a console (the cutting-edge Nintendo "Wii") and a PC. The Wii is the cheapest of the consoles, and yet if I added together everything I spent on it and all the peripherals (multi controllers and shit like that), I could take that money and build myself a rig that fucking rapes my eyeballs. How much more so if you pay for Xbox and PS3 and all the bullshit that goes with those?

If I cut out the non-performance-related upgrades I've done to my computer (e.g. three monitors, ever-bigger hard drives to support my growing piracy addiction, etc.), I do a generation of upgrades for maybe $350 every couple of years. And unless you count something like DirectX, guess what? All the developments and updates in games are done in "soft ware," so the same fucking machine can play both Far Cry and fucking Pong if I want it to!

And I don't have to aim with a fucking thumb joystick.

Fuck consoles, fuck the guy who's getting paid to write this shit, and fuck you.

Page 160 of 218 All times are UTC-06:00
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Limited
https://www.phpbb.com/