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assrott and Hogg's "The Royals Fuckin Suck" Thread
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Author:  assrott [ Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:53 pm ]
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I never realized it until they brought it up on the Royals' telecast tonight, but seriously, Mariano Rivera, give up the jersey number you arrogant racist piece of shit.
Author:  Happy [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:47 pm ]
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http://www.baseball-reference.com/d/dicksjo01.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/g/glassja01.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/p/poledi01.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/l/lacocpe01.shtml
Author:  assrott [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:20 pm ]
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AHHAHAH JOHNNY DICKSNOT
Author:  assrott [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:44 pm ]
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bump
Author:  optik_ [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:15 am ]
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awww FUCK shit

I went home friday 2 weeks before finals to see Johan, only to have the game rained out

geegee.

in other worlds,

bannister > *
Author:  optik_ [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:16 am ]
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I never realized it until they brought it up on the Royals' telecast tonight, but seriously, Mariano Rivera, give up the jersey number you arrogant racist piece of shit.
when MLB commemorated JR by giving the option for some players to waer #42, only like 3 yankees decided to do so.
Author:  assrott [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:09 pm ]
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awww FUCK shit

I went home friday 2 weeks before finals to see Johan, only to have the game rained out

geegee.

in other worlds,

bannister > *
Shitty, sorry man.

The only time I ever saw him, the Royals actually knocked him out of the game in the sixth. Staked to a 6-4 lead, they proceeded to piss the game away in comically humiliating fashion.
Author:  assrott [ Tue May 13, 2008 9:29 pm ]
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In case you were wondering:

Jose Guillen: 12M, leading the league in sucking peepee
Emil Brown: 1.4M, 2nd in the AL in RBI


Geegles.
Author:  assrott [ Sun May 18, 2008 9:33 am ]
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We may finally know for sure who all the huge cheating cocksuckers are after all:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3401868

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The results, according to The New York Times, were part of the 2003 tests conducted by Major League Baseball that were intended to be anonymous. But through some deft legal maneuvering, the U.S. government seized the records from two different companies hired to provide the tests.
Let me take some of the drama out of it for you: Miguel Tejada, Jim Thome, Pud Rodriguez, Sammy "I Gained All That Muscle Because When I Came to America I Got a Bad Tooth Pulled So I Could Finally Eat Properly" Sosa, Gary "Black People Can't Be Racist" Sheffield, Adrian Beltre, Andruw Jones, etc.
Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Sun May 18, 2008 8:32 pm ]
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Chipper Jones is really looking suspicious.

His jaw just put a down payment on a high-dollar penthouse apartment in downtown Atlanta.
Author:  Glimfeather [ Mon May 19, 2008 6:43 pm ]
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Somebody better investigate the entire team of your 2008 Kansas City Royales.




They keep winning some games.
Author:  assrott [ Mon May 19, 2008 6:56 pm ]
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Somebody better investigate the entire team of your 2008 Kansas City Royales.




They keep winning some games.
(cough)Guillen(cough)
Author:  Hogg [ Mon May 19, 2008 7:27 pm ]
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Investigate them for sucking ass tonight.
Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Mon May 19, 2008 8:41 pm ]
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Jon Lester the Molester strikes again

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Author:  assrott [ Mon May 19, 2008 9:00 pm ]
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Jon Lester the Molester strikes again

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If anyone's gonna no-hit the Royals, I'd rather it be a guy with a nice story...for example a guy who beat the odds against cancer.

A hit would have been okay too.
Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Tue May 20, 2008 3:45 am ]
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Jon Lester the Molester strikes again

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If anyone's gonna no-hit the Royals, I'd rather it be a guy with a nice story...for example a guy who beat the odds against cancer.

A hit would have been okay too.
agreed. Lets Go Celtics!
Author:  assrott [ Wed May 21, 2008 8:18 pm ]
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2 fucking runs against Andre the Giant? Awesome.

Sign Bonds and get it over with.
Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Wed May 21, 2008 9:35 pm ]
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2 fucking runs against Andre the Giant? Awesome.

Sign Bonds and get it over with.

Get ready....



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Author:  BONER JACKSON [ Wed May 21, 2008 9:55 pm ]
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derke juetre
Author:  assrott [ Wed May 21, 2008 10:02 pm ]
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2 fucking runs against Andre the Giant? Awesome.

Sign Bonds and get it over with.

Get ready....



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I'll say the same thing I said watching everyone gangbang Lester the other night...uh, it's just the Royals. Color me unimpressed. :roll:
Author:  assrott [ Wed May 21, 2008 10:08 pm ]
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A win tomorrow would lock up Boston's first season series win vs. the Royals since 2005.

Kansas City Royals Baseball: Catch the Moral Victories!
Author:  dime [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:49 pm ]
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Cubs ain't shit.

'stros just beat 'em 2 outta 3.
Author:  assrott [ Thu May 22, 2008 4:00 pm ]
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In case I haven't mentioned it, the Royals first base coach this year is named Rusty Kuntz. As in, "I gave her the ol' Rusty Kuntz."
Author:  Hogg [ Tue May 27, 2008 10:53 pm ]
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Gabriel fucking shit-eating Newell. They're never going to win another game.

IT'S OKAY, WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME JOE NATHAN BLOWS A SAVE IN THE 9TH BY GIVING UP A THREE-RUN INSIDE THE FUCKING PARK HOME RUN (WHICH ADMITTEDLY WAS WAY MORE DELMON YOUNG'S FAULT THAN JOE NATHAN'S, BUT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK EVER).

FUCK IT. WE'LL DO IT LIVE.
Author:  assrott [ Wed May 28, 2008 9:40 pm ]
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This isn't even funny anymore.
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