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Author:  Happy [ Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:59 pm ]
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Probably the same ones who gave the Heisman to Tebow.
Author:  Coqui [ Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:50 am ]
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Oh look, now there's 2 Big10 teams in the Top 10.

And I can't believe that vaunted SEC speed defense allowed Troy to lead the game for 3 quarters and allow them tp put up 31 points. What did OSU do to that very team? Why held them to 10 points while scoring 28 with a very hampered rushing attack.
Author:  assrott [ Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:44 pm ]
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Rob, summing up college football: "Football should come down to blood and integers."
Author:  Insult Master [ Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:12 pm ]
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for all you Texas fans, Big 12 commissioner Dan Beebe has some words of wisdom for you.http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3739466
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"If you win all of your games you don't have to worry about this scenario" Dan Beebe
Author:  assrott [ Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:48 pm ]
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for all you Texas fans, Big 12 commissioner Dan Beebe has some words of wisdom for you.http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3739466
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"If you win all of your games you don't have to worry about this scenario" Dan Beebe
Don't tell that to 2004 Auburn... :roll:
Author:  Agent_137 [ Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:15 pm ]
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"This was a perfect storm," Beebe said. "You can't create a rule that accounts for every scenario."
except everyone else has:
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Using the various tiebreakers of the ACC, Conference USA, MAC and SEC -- other conferences with two divisions -- Texas would have advanced to the Big 12 title game.
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"Let's say that the eighth-ranked team in the BCS is in the same division as the third-ranked," Beebe said. "If the eighth-ranked team beat the third-ranked team on a last-second play at home, sending the eighth-ranked team, that would defeat the purpose of trying to send the team with the best chance of winning a national championship."
If a 8th ranked team beats a 3rd ranked team at all then the 3rd ranked team should drop below the 8th ranked team who moves up. Then you are still sending the best.

Suck my balls, Beebe.
Author:  Hogg [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:48 am ]
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Florida, huh?

Well, a few network executives can't be wrong.
Author:  assrott [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:17 pm ]
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Florida, huh?

Well, a few network executives can't be wrong.
I'm still not sure where this "consensus" for Florida comes from. Here, take a quick quiz:

1. Which of the following teams is shittier?

a) 4-loss Ole Miss, playing on the road.
b) Top 5-ranked Texas Tech at home.


Yeah.


Believe me, I'm really not a big fan of Texas, but it seems they sure got fucked here. Kind of like last year when Ohio State kept having such impressive bye weeks that they leap-frogged Kansas, whose only loss was to the #1 team in the country. Eat a bag of Canadian dicks, John Saunders.
Author:  Happy [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:43 pm ]
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you didnt take x-factor tim tebow into your calculations
Author:  LiamE [ Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:40 am ]
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My professor refers to him as "Tim 'Viagra' Tebow".

I don't know why.
Author:  Coqui [ Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:33 am ]
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Believe me, I'm really not a big fan of Texas, but it seems they sure got fucked here. Kind of like last year when Ohio State kept having such impressive bye weeks that they leap-frogged Kansas, whose only loss was to the #1 team in the country. Eat a bag of Canadian dicks, John Saunders.
Um they didn't leap frog anyone. People lost and they dropped plain and simple. If you lose, you can't expect to stay in the same ranking you were before the loss.
Author:  assrott [ Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:29 pm ]
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Um they didn't leap frog anyone. People lost and they dropped plain and simple. If you lose, you can't expect to stay in the same ranking you were before the loss.
Except if you already had a loss to a crappy team at home and the team ahead of you picks up their first loss - barely, and on a neutral site to the #1 team. Last year this involved OSU/Illinois and Kansas/Mizzou, this years it's Florida/Ole Miss and Texas/Texas Tech.

http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2007/12 ... -timeline/


I'm not really trying to pick on Ohio State this time, srsly, they're just the most recent example I could think of for the "People are dumb and weigh the most recent happenings way too heavily and that's why whims shouldn't decide 'championships'" phenomenon.
Author:  assrott [ Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:26 pm ]
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ROFLROFLROFL:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3804400

"I hope to bring leadership and toughness to an NFL team," Freeman said. "Unless, of course, I have to compete for a job. Then I'll be a huge pussy and jump ship to a really shitty team. Again."
Author:  Hogg [ Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:33 pm ]
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Good luck managing a competitive team, douchebag!
Author:  ULTROS [ Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:52 pm ]
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Interesting game that was. I think in order to keep our assholes puckering they throw random "wildcards" out there to not win so fast.
Author:  Glimfeather [ Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:11 pm ]
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In NFL News, cry more Titans. The refs are gay and the NFL only cares about the Mannings and making expansion teams profitable.
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Are the [profane]ing ref's blind or just [profane]ing stupid??? Or paid off to call certain penalties? The delay of game call conveniently missed by the refs is TOTAL BULL [profane]. Who paid the refs off??? TOTAL [profane]IN BULL [profane]
Author:  Happy [ Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:51 pm ]
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In NFL News, cry more Titans. The refs are gay and the NFL only cares about the Mannings and making expansion teams profitable.
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Are the [profane]ing ref's blind or just [profane]ing stupid??? Or paid off to call certain penalties? The delay of game call conveniently missed by the refs is TOTAL BULL [profane]. Who paid the refs off??? TOTAL [profane]IN BULL [profane]
http://tshirthole.com/index.php?act=vie ... oductId=32
Author:  assrott [ Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:00 pm ]
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Image

Yay! More of this shit next year! Can't fucking wait!
Author:  Hogg [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:21 pm ]
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hapy sent me this (vulgar, nsfw)

http://waffleimages.nwpshost.com/files/ ... 3db0f8.jpg
Author:  Glimfeather [ Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:13 pm ]
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Until next disappointing year of BCS football, relax, listen to this, and don't catch a hernia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERQzl4xDpXk&NR=1
Author:  assrott [ Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:33 pm ]
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Until next disappointing year of BCS football, relax, listen to this, and don't catch a hernia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERQzl4xDpXk&NR=1
http://www.moviesounds.com/sp/hiphop.mp3
Author:  Hogg [ Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:56 pm ]
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http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episode ... 7fabae0005

(if that link doesn't work, it's #8 here: http://www.adultswim.com/americalovesli ... index.html )

Carl gives his opinion of the BCS.
Author:  Agent_137 [ Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:06 pm ]
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bwahahahahah. had no idea he had his own video blog. awesome.
Author:  Glimfeather [ Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:19 am ]
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Gentlemen, I give you the first "FUCKING ASSHOLE PIECE OF VAGRANT GHETTO DOUCHE BAG SHIT" of the 2009 Season... and the winner is


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LeGarrette Blount

Story here: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4444898
Author:  dime [ Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:21 am ]
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Saw this on ESPN.

The ignorant racist Texan in me raged.
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