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http://www.technewsworld.com/rsstory/68319.html

Yeah, welcome to the year 2000, you fucking idiot, when overclocking was still worth writing about. And gosh, who knew that gamers are "divided" between those who play on "consoles" and those who play on the "Personal Computing Machine?"

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A console gamer will drop few hundred dollars for Sony's PlayStation 3 More about PlayStation 3, Microsoft's Xbox 360 More about Xbox 360, or Nintendo's Wii More about Wii, but a PC gamer who wants to purchase a desktop or laptop optimized for gaming could pay thousands just for the machine.

Sure he can, if he's a retard. I don't fit into this stupid old columnist's universe, as I own both a console (the cutting-edge Nintendo "Wii") and a PC. The Wii is the cheapest of the consoles, and yet if I added together everything I spent on it and all the peripherals (multi controllers and shit like that), I could take that money and build myself a rig that fucking rapes my eyeballs. How much more so if you pay for Xbox and PS3 and all the bullshit that goes with those?

If I cut out the non-performance-related upgrades I've done to my computer (e.g. three monitors, ever-bigger hard drives to support my growing piracy addiction, etc.), I do a generation of upgrades for maybe $350 every couple of years. And unless you count something like DirectX, guess what? All the developments and updates in games are done in "soft ware," so the same fucking machine can play both Far Cry and fucking Pong if I want it to!

And I don't have to aim with a fucking thumb joystick.

Fuck consoles, fuck the guy who's getting paid to write this shit, and fuck you.

The changing marketplace for games has prompted Muzzy Lane Software to developed a new gaming platform called "Sandstone," which delivers 3-D gaming in the browser to integrate gaming easily with the Web.

PC hardware is also dropping in price.

I am a member of msdn, and a beta tester for MS. You are commiting a crime by trying to sell your beta or RC1. The release date is 10/22. This is a warning! Remove your post or you will be reported.

Allen Laws

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pretty sure this bootch "reported" me to egay also.

So now I'm selling THIS:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Buy-a-Windows-7-Tot ... 2a01be0197

Watching random things on netflix whilst working on the computer tonight. Ran across "The whitest kids you know" show and had to share some of the genious!

"Hey Kids"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blHneDDQx0E

"Hitler Rap"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRqvCps ... re=related

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Oh yeah, they're hilarious. Have you ever seen the masturbation gesture one?

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Well, I'm sorry my shit isnt 'fresh' enough for you. Next time I'll make sure to check the date-time stamp to ensure it hasn't been posted to the internet for more then 48 hours. Would you like me to double check everything with you just to verify that you haven't seen it before? I mean, if you have I wouldnt want you to have to waste your precious time on the forums here placing replies to my posts letting me know that stuff is old. God fobid you actually see the same thing twice on the internet. I bet you're the kind of guy who actually sends emails to porn sites telling them you've already seen the movie they have posted and bitching about it. I mean: what's wrong with seeing the same girl drilled twice. It was hot the first time, right? You just can't satisfy some people! FUCK!

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durba durba durba my glans they pain durba durba durba

Those wacky Japanese prank shows and their sniper attacks...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe3_1255457078

Author:	Happy [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:26 am ]
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Quote: http://www.technewsworld.com/rsstory/68319.html Yeah, welcome to the year 2000, you fucking idiot, when overclocking was still worth writing about. And gosh, who knew that gamers are "divided" between those who play on "consoles" and those who play on the "Personal Computing Machine?" Quote: A console gamer will drop few hundred dollars for Sony's PlayStation 3 More about PlayStation 3, Microsoft's Xbox 360 More about Xbox 360, or Nintendo's Wii More about Wii, but a PC gamer who wants to purchase a desktop or laptop optimized for gaming could pay thousands just for the machine. Sure he can, if he's a retard. I don't fit into this stupid old columnist's universe, as I own both a console (the cutting-edge Nintendo "Wii") and a PC. The Wii is the cheapest of the consoles, and yet if I added together everything I spent on it and all the peripherals (multi controllers and shit like that), I could take that money and build myself a rig that fucking rapes my eyeballs. How much more so if you pay for Xbox and PS3 and all the bullshit that goes with those? If I cut out the non-performance-related upgrades I've done to my computer (e.g. three monitors, ever-bigger hard drives to support my growing piracy addiction, etc.), I do a generation of upgrades for maybe $350 every couple of years. And unless you count something like DirectX, guess what? All the developments and updates in games are done in "soft ware," so the same fucking machine can play both Far Cry and fucking Pong if I want it to! And I don't have to aim with a fucking thumb joystick. Fuck consoles, fuck the guy who's getting paid to write this shit, and fuck you. Yeah but this guys is getting his market information from a man in charge of a 3rd rate social networking site. Clearly he knows what he's talking about. Quote: The changing marketplace for games has prompted Muzzy Lane Software to developed a new gaming platform called "Sandstone," which delivers 3-D gaming in the browser to integrate gaming easily with the Web. Sounds like this guy will be direct competition with Adobe, good luck with that. Quote: PC hardware is also dropping in price. A profound observation. ...blah blah blah I didnt finish the article

Author:	Insult Master [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:32 pm ]
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Let's do the math, i bought a PS3@ $399 + $50 contoller + $600 television. Well i only spent $250 on the ps3 because i signed up for a sony card and got $150 off, and granted my television is for more than just for playing games, but so is my computer so i'd say its fair to add that into the equation. But upgrading a console is great, its just like upgrading a mac, just throw the old one out and buy a whole new machine! What kind of computer could you build for $1050? A lot better than the one i have now. but for me Metal Gear Solid 4 was totally worth it.

Author:	Hogg [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:37 pm ]
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Except a new Mac could probably play all the same games the old one could. (If there were any games for Mac.)

Author:	King of Poop [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:59 pm ]
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my dad is trying to sell their dog on craigslist and it keeps getting deleted...he got pissed and posted this....and yes that is a picture of my turd

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:18 pm ]
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in response to my craiglist add for Win7 ultimate signature edition that i got from hosting a houseparty, some e-police decided to write me a nice note. I lawled. : Quote: I am a member of msdn, and a beta tester for MS. You are commiting a crime by trying to sell your beta or RC1. The release date is 10/22. This is a warning! Remove your post or you will be reported. Allen Laws

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Author:	Happy [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:20 pm ]
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Quote: I am a member of msdn, and a beta tester for MS. You are commiting a crime by trying to sell your beta or RC1. The release date is 10/22. This is a warning! Remove your post or you will be reported. BUD MARTIN

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:48 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: I am a member of msdn, and a beta tester for MS. You are commiting a crime by trying to sell your beta or RC1. The release date is 10/22. This is a warning! Remove your post or you will be reported. BUD MARTIN ROFL

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:23 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: Quote: I am a member of msdn, and a beta tester for MS. You are commiting a crime by trying to sell your beta or RC1. The release date is 10/22. This is a warning! Remove your post or you will be reported. BUD MARTIN ROFL pretty sure this bootch "reported" me to egay also. So now I'm selling THIS: http://cgi.ebay.com/Buy-a-Windows-7-Tot ... 2a01be0197

Author:	assrott [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:58 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: I am a member of msdn, and a beta tester for MS. You are commiting a crime by trying to sell your beta or RC1. The release date is 10/22. This is a warning! Remove your post or you will be reported. BUD MARTIN ROFL pretty sure this bootch "reported" me to egay also. So now I'm selling THIS: http://cgi.ebay.com/Buy-a-Windows-7-Tot ... 2a01be0197 Greatness.

Author:	Teaks [ Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:35 pm ]
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People that take steriods are funny looking: http://www.myhumors99.com/2009/10/20-pi ... -name.html Also - Entertaining SNL skit about Obama: http://video.tvguide.com/saturday%20nig ... fileid=tv2

Author:	Hogg [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:31 am ]
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http://www.redheadedleague.com/tp/#631907

Author:	Teaks [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:40 pm ]
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Watching random things on netflix whilst working on the computer tonight. Ran across "The whitest kids you know" show and had to share some of the genious! "Hey Kids" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blHneDDQx0E "Hitler Rap" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRqvCps ... re=related

Author:	assrott [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:01 pm ]
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Quote: Watching random things on netflix whilst working on the computer tonight. Ran across "The whitest kids you know" show and had to share some of the genious! "Hey Kids" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blHneDDQx0E "Hitler Rap" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRqvCps ... re=related Oh yeah, they're hilarious. Have you ever seen the masturbation gesture one?

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:08 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: Watching random things on netflix whilst working on the computer tonight. Ran across "The whitest kids you know" show and had to share some of the genious! "Hey Kids" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blHneDDQx0E "Hitler Rap" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRqvCps ... re=related Oh yeah, they're hilarious. Have you ever seen the masturbation gesture one? OLD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA4pu5REcms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWupeemOOR4

Author:	King of Poop [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:34 am ]
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saw a funny rant about spongy toilet seats "i hate them. they are like bacterial bellows that spew forth a zephyr of fecal coliform every time its open cell structure is compressed by some pansy-assed poof that can't handle a standard toilet seat. A man's toilet seat is covered with broken glass and fire, not chocolate sauce and gummi bears! kumite!"

Author:	wardryer [ Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:20 am ]
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Quote: Is it a gay n00b? Apparently. Do you remember why you made it that?

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Author:	Teaks [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:32 pm ]
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Quote: OLD Well, I'm sorry my shit isnt 'fresh' enough for you. Next time I'll make sure to check the date-time stamp to ensure it hasn't been posted to the internet for more then 48 hours. Would you like me to double check everything with you just to verify that you haven't seen it before? I mean, if you have I wouldnt want you to have to waste your precious time on the forums here placing replies to my posts letting me know that stuff is old. God fobid you actually see the same thing twice on the internet. I bet you're the kind of guy who actually sends emails to porn sites telling them you've already seen the movie they have posted and bitching about it. I mean: what's wrong with seeing the same girl drilled twice. It was hot the first time, right? You just can't satisfy some people! FUCK!

Author:	King of Poop [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:40 am ]
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Quote: Quote: OLD Well, I'm sorry my shit isnt 'fresh' enough for you. Next time I'll make sure to check the date-time stamp to ensure it hasn't been posted to the internet for more then 48 hours. Would you like me to double check everything with you just to verify that you haven't seen it before? I mean, if you have I wouldnt want you to have to waste your precious time on the forums here placing replies to my posts letting me know that stuff is old. God fobid you actually see the same thing twice on the internet. I bet you're the kind of guy who actually sends emails to porn sites telling them you've already seen the movie they have posted and bitching about it. I mean: what's wrong with seeing the same girl drilled twice. It was hot the first time, right? You just can't satisfy some people! FUCK! butthurtmuch

Author:	Sabs [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:30 am ]
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Those wacky Japanese prank shows and their sniper attacks... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe3_1255457078

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:54 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: OLD durba durba durba my glans they pain durba durba durba fixt.

Author:	Teaks [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:37 pm ]
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Quote: Those wacky Japanese prank shows and their sniper attacks... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe3_1255457078 For a guy completely surprised and with (assumed) no training that's actually a pretty damn good response....drops to the floor, low-crawls to the wall nearest the incoming rounds. Funny as hell, but still good response!

Author:	ULTROS [ Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:42 pm ]
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Author:	King of Poop [ Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:10 pm ]
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EPIC WEBSITE!!!! http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Author:	wardryer [ Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:02 am ]
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Guess who has returned?

Author:	Hogg [ Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:16 am ]
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Is it a gay n00b?