Posting this here because it's not cool enough for it's own thread...

Mount Vernon Statement: A fake Hilter outdid conservatives online
A fake Hitler brought down conservatives' efforts to gather online signatures for the Mount Vernon Statement. Is the Internet too free?

Is the Internet too free – even for limited-government conservatives?

On Wednesday, as President Obama and his cabinet were touting the benefits of his $787 billion stimulus package, a group of conservatives gathered in Alexandra, Va., to sign a document dedicated to the ideal of small and limited government.

The symbolism was important. The document was called the Mount Vernon Statement, recalling the home of George Washington. "We recommit ourselves to the ideas of the American Founding," it began. Even the website was designed to look like parchment.

But when the group invited Americans to sign the document online – complete with cursive signatures and a graphic quill – participatory democracy broke down in the face of the no-rules Internet.

For a time, it appeared that the statement's first signer was Adolph Hitler, or at least someone referencing the German dictator while misspelling his first name. "Joe Dufus" got in his digital John Hancock and so did another would-be prankster, The American Prospect reported.

Organizers promptly pulled the plug on the virtual signing feature.

“There were a lot of people who were playing games and posting vulgarities,” says Keith Appell, senior vice president of CRC Public Relations, who is a spokesman for the group. “We didn’t want people to use it as a forum for junior high antics.”

One hopes that in 1789, when anonymity was a little harder to come by in a live constitutional assembly, Americans were more polite to one another – or at least durba durba

The Mount Vernon Statement has collected some 4,300 legitimate signatures so far durba durba durba

– Tracey D. Samuelson is a Christian Science Monitor (aka Spirit of Mufuckin Troof) correspondent.

Somebody else checks sublimedirectory regularly too (WARNING: THAT WEBSITE VERY NSFW!)

http://gizmodo.com/5481081/the-blade-th ... ost-silent

"Almost Silent..." Also completely badass.

now you can play your flight of the valkyries at a decent volume instead of scaring all the villagers.

http://gizmodo.com/5481081/the-blade-th ... ost-silent

"Almost Silent..." Also completely badass.

Fuck this shit:

http://www.omaha.com/article/20100301/A ... /-1/news03

durba durba probably just a never ending cycle of parentals teaching children that the words are really bad but not knowing why and it just continues to be instilled on the next generation. I think we should durba durba lick homosexual balls.

Fornication Under Consent of the King

Lawlina said "dammit" the other day. We were not pleased. I am probably to blame, what with my past life amongst shooters and mouth-breathers, knuckle draggers and lower enlisted (yes, you Teaks ). Still, I dont want my 4 year old damning anything. I'm not bound by cultural norms or social correctness, but by a desire for my young ladies to grow into women of integrity, tact, and decency. For Great Justice.

I usually just swear on the internet now.

fucking cunt motherbitching penisbags *&%*&%^*TS*&(GDT(GD(*)GFCg9prgbyv9 087q63049cq87268t070%^*&()%&)*%)*%*)%)*%

Who started that myth? If you're gonna start a myth, come up with one that doesn't sound really stupid.

http://team.forsvarsmakten.se/english/# ... yt969f6tsg

This game is actually pretty fun; I just played it with two friends on campus and a guy from Denmark. The first three minutes will seem gay as hell, but then caring and teamwork come into play. I wish I had more time to dedicate to gaming now a days, so that I could participate if the Underscores getting a hold of this.

I made it through the first 10 seconds of loading before I quit. What exactly am I supposed to be waiting for? My ADD doesnt exactly keep itself occupied...

Is this where I post shit I find on internet!?!

Anyways, gaming is serious business.

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/03/2 ... ack-brawl/

Brandon

Just wanted to remind everyone how gay Sony is: http://www.engadget.com/2009/05/01/play ... off-at-e3/

Nice Wii knockoff, fags.

Disney is searching for real treasure chests for its upcoming shoot of the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" swashbuckler -- that is, women with natural breasts.

The movie studio has banned actresses with artificial enhancements for the fourth installment, "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides," directed by Rob Marshall and starring Johnny Depp as the drunken buccaneer Jack Sparrow.

Ian McShane will play Blackbeard, and Penelope Cruz replaces Knightley as Sparrow's love interest.