Not too shabby, considering the dogshit we had around here a few years ago.
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| Author: | Coqui [ Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:40 am ] |
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Quote: In the case of the Huskers, it was implant the officials' penis in the home team's rectum Saturday.
Same with the Florida Arkansas game
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| Author: | assrott [ Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:52 pm ] |
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Not too shabby, considering the dogshit we had around here a few years ago. |
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| Author: | assrott [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:58 pm ] |
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Dime, how many points are you giving me for Saturday's game? |
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| Author: | dime [ Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:41 pm ] |
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Spread is 14, but I'll give you 10. Just cause I'm a nice guy. |
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| Author: | assrott [ Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:47 pm ] |
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Look who fell into the Sarlacc: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4711389 |
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| Author: | Glimfeather [ Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:30 pm ] |
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Quote:
Grand Champion, Winning Entry: Star Wars Reference of the Week.
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| Author: | Hogg [ Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:54 am ] |
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Fuck. That. ESPN's coverage has some pretty stupid shit in it, but I like their Stat of the Game: Quote: Stat of the game: The two teams combined for 308 yards of total offense -- the lowest combined total in Big 12 history.
Yeah. Donkeykong Suh fucked enough ass to hold Texas to a season-low 13 points, and Nebraska's offense sucked its usual unbelievable amount of cock so they lost the game regardless. But then, it was any given Nebraska-Texas game this decade, so of course Nebraska loses on a (literally) last-second play.Still, that was much better than the 42-3 loss everyone expected. Good luck managing Alabama, douche bags. |
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| Author: | ULTROS [ Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:38 am ] |
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Few horrible calls as well. I'm actually content with how the game went based on the way we played all year. Gonna be hard next year without Suh. |
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| Author: | dime [ Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:53 am ] |
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Ryan, I can send you the money I owe you now, or we can go double or nothing on something else later on. Your call. |
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| Author: | assrott [ Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:24 pm ] |
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Taco meat. Quote: Ryan, I can send you the money I owe you now, or we can go double or nothing on something else later on.
LET IT RIDE!!
Your call. |
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| Author: | Hogg [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:23 pm ] |
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I'm curious to hear our Texans' opinion of Ndamukong Fucking Suh, since I was talking him up the whole week before. Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU Fucking beastman. Or beastfucking man. Or manfucking beast. It works every way. |
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| Author: | assrott [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:32 pm ] |
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(post moved by admin) http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4723007 Two possibilities this weekend. Either 1) the first strictly definsive player wins the Heisman, or 2) the award is a fucking sham. |
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| Author: | ULTROS [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:19 am ] |
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Quote: I'm curious to hear our Texans' opinion of Ndamukong Fucking Suh, since I was talking him up the whole week before.
hay they are all the same
Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzN7sWYdprU Fucking beastman. Or beastfucking man. Or manfucking beast. It works every way. |
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| Author: | assrott [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:30 am ] |
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http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4727426 Wow go Congress, Joe Barton is my hero. And fuck the lawmakers in the last paragraph, no, you don't. |
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| Author: | Hogg [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:08 pm ] |
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Quote: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4727426
Weird, that story has changed multiple times. There was more mention of Oboma's pre-election comments the first time I looked at it.
Wow go Congress, Joe Barton is my hero. And fuck the lawmakers in the last paragraph, no, you don't. |
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| Author: | Happy [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:13 pm ] |
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I had some kind of survey org call me today asking about Obama's healthcare plan. I told them "fuck it, that shit is gay" then they forwarded me to my Colorado state senator's answering machine where I told him to tell Obama to fix college football. |
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| Author: | KingLoser [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:20 pm ] |
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Quote: I had some kind of survey org call me today asking about Obama's healthcare plan.
lol
I told them "fuck it, that shit is gay" then they forwarded me to my Colorado state senator's answering machine where I told him to tell Obama to fix college football. |
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| Author: | Hogg [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:38 pm ] |
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Quote: Quote: I had some kind of survey org call me today asking about Obama's healthcare plan.
lolI told them "fuck it, that shit is gay" then they forwarded me to my Colorado state senator's answering machine where I told him to tell Obama to fix college football. |
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| Author: | assrott [ Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:24 am ] |
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http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=4735336 Quote: "We're irrelevant for the last three weeks of the football season because we're not playing," Alvarez said Friday.
Uh, that, and every other week of the season when you are playing.
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| Author: | assrott [ Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:34 pm ] |
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Don't know why I bothered caring, won't ever make that mistake again. Gg Best Player on Top-Ranked Team Memorial Award. Also ZOMG QUARTERBACKS. McCoy finishing ahead of Suh? Suh not winning, fine, I guess some retards will never shake the "Offense Only" opinion, but fucking McCoy ahead of Suh? Sorry, that's just asinine. 
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| Author: | Coqui [ Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:46 am ] |
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What's blue and white and likes to pretend it has a dominating defense? Arizona. Jesus, they took it in the ass by Nebraska |
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| Author: | Happy [ Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:39 am ] |
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Arizona is just another example of a team that has a relatively easy schedule. They lost to the "toughest" teams they played and cruised through the remainder of the season unchallenged. Their biggest wins came against 4-loss USC and 4-loss Stanford. They had no business in the top 25 and they should have never been matched up with a team like Nebraska in a bowl game. Speaking of this, a lot of the bowl match-ups this year seem unbalanced. My pre-game prediction was 45-0 Huskers. Nebraska let me down. On the other hand, the end of the Idaho vs. Bowling Green game was awesome. |
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| Author: | Hogg [ Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:00 pm ] |
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Hahaha. You gave Nebraska's offense waaaaaaaaay too much credit. I thought they'd win 4-0 or something, but the offense really put it together for this game. Fucking FINALLY. Before the game, the AZ offensive line kept getting pestered by reporters about Donkeykong Suh. They said "I don't think Nebraska has seen an offensive line like ours." They were right, of course - Nebraska hadn't seen a team yet that they could hold to 32 yards of total offense until the last possession of the game. My favorite play looked like any number of games I've done in Madden 64 when I created a team made of guys who are 7'2" and 400 pounds. AZ snapped the ball and by the end of the first second of play, every AZ lineman was on his back with a bleeding rectum. Their hippie quarterback wanted to throw, but Suh pulled up ready to tip it, and then the other three Husker linemen blotted out the sun and kicked the quarterback apart. Gosh, it would have been nice if this game meant anything - for example, if by winning, Nebraska could go on to play a team that sucks less dick, for the chance to go on to play another team that sucks even less dick, then ultimately to prove that they are the team that sucks the least dick in the country. Oh well, meaningless games are fun too. |
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| Author: | Coqui [ Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:28 pm ] |
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I hate when an unstoppable offense just rolls over a dominating defe.......oh wait. Fuck everyone who thought Ohio State didn't have a shot at beating Oregon. |
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| Author: | assrott [ Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:39 pm ] |
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Quote: I hate when an unstoppable offense just rolls over a dominating defe.......oh wait.
Nice conference you have there, Pac 10. I think we can put to rest the notion that they were worth a shit this year, let alone the ridiculous "best conference" talk.Fuck everyone who thought Ohio State didn't have a shot at beating Oregon. Also, good thing the Big East is still a BCS conference. Cincinnati is who would be playing in the "national championship game" had Texas lost? Awesome. They clearly would have deserved that chance, and they're showing it by getting rolled 30-3 at the half. Eat a fat fucking dick, John Saunders, playoffs plz. |
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