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Author:  Glimfeather [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:06 pm ]
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Some Senatorial Correspondence occurred today in the World of Glimz.


In my inbox this morning there appeared a filthy spam email from the Honorable Barack Obama of Illinois.

OsamaBama said:
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Subject: Had Enough?

Dear (Glimfeather),

I don't know about you, but I think we've all had enough. Enough of the broken promises. Enough of the failed leadership. Enough of the can't-do, won't-do, won't-even-try style of governance.

I've had enough of so-called leaders who.... blah blah blah

To which I responded...

Glimz said:
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I'll tell you what I've had enough of, Senator, I've had enough of politicians using spam email to hawk votes from the internet. This despicable practice places you and the entire Democratic Party at the level of a quack penis enlargement retailer, and in my mind that is where you shall stay. I won't vote for Viagra-knock-off Party, and due to this spam email, I certainly will not vote for you.

Good day.


pwnt.

Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:33 pm ]
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YOU ARE GREAT

Author:  Hogg [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:42 pm ]
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Quote:
YOU ARE GREAT

Author:  Hogg [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:19 pm ]
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What? Something can possibly go wrong when you tell people they never ever have to say "no" to sex? ( http://www.wftv.com/news/9680361/detail.html ) If only there were some surefire, proven, 100% effective way to prevent pregnancy!


Also: haha fags. http://monkallover.blogspot.com/2006/08 ... -anti.html

Author:  Happy [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:12 pm ]
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lol, Im not working this weekend. Just kidding

Author:  Hogg [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:16 pm ]
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Hapy and assrawt have both beheld the power of the awp. Lawl pigeons.

Author:  LiamE [ Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:49 pm ]
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My sole victory in birding (aside from our chickens) was a robin that I shot in the back with a homemade bow and arrow. Being a child of 10 or less, I had not been able to hone the wood to a razor point on the cement block at the foot of the porch stairs, as I would learn in later years, and so the bird escaped at the price of some feathers, which I think were frightened off rather than shot.

Author:  Hogg [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:11 pm ]
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Now seen on my Facebook page:
Quote:
About Me:
I'm basically beautiful. Look how beautiful I am.


Education Info
Grad School:
* Harvard '25
* Ph.D., Being Great

College:
* Nebraska Omaha '08
* Computer Science

High School:
McCook High School '04
Apparently I'm the only person on Facebook with a college degree in Being Great. I hope this situation changes soon.

Author:  zenzog [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:54 pm ]
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the situation has been remedied

http://unoriginal.co.uk/footage105_6.html

Author:  Hogg [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:10 pm ]
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I just got faggoty shitmongrel penisbagged...by Hapy.

P.S. Hapy is great.

Author:  wardryer [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:35 pm ]
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Quote:
Now seen on my Facebook page:
Quote:
About Me:
I'm basically beautiful. Look how beautiful I am.


Education Info
Grad School:
* Harvard '25
* Ph.D., Being Great

College:
* Nebraska Omaha '08
* Computer Science

High School:
McCook High School '04
Apparently I'm the only person on Facebook with a college degree in Being Great. I hope this situation changes soon.


Education Info[ edit ]
Grad School: Massachusetts Institute of Technology '45
Ph.D., Being Greater than Hogg

College: Widener '09

Author:  assrott [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:24 am ]
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AHAHAHahahahHAHAHA


I LOVE PORTUGAL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhIoStob8xg&NR

Author:  Hogg [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:02 am ]
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rofl

Author:  assrott [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:09 am ]
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ATTN: Dragonhawk


http://www.kraftfoods.com/main.aspx?s=r ... e_id=10348
(link is being stupid, just copy/past and buy brain)

Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:33 am ]
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wow. i need to try that

Author:  Hogg [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:03 am ]
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http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.ph ... 2&id=37607

hapy?

Author:  Happy [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:00 pm ]
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wow that is fucking bullshit

death of a dream
/life

Author:  Hogg [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:02 pm ]
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I need your belt and shoelaces.

Author:  Heretic [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:14 pm ]
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Quote:
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wow that is fucking bullshit

death of a dream
/life

Author:  Hogg [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:29 pm ]
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For Smith: http://hogg.no-ip.com/mp3/stripedshirt.mp3

Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:54 pm ]
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i still have that saved, ftw.

Author:  Hogg [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:39 pm ]
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I go to Wikgaypedia and find that I have a new message in my User Talk. At first it appears to be the word "PENIS" simply repeated several times, but if one goes to the Edit page:

Image

I don't know who did this, but

YOU


ARE


GREAT

Author:  wardryer [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:54 pm ]
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i was pretty bummed when i did it cause it came out unedited i didnt realize all my work was not in vain

Author:  LiamE [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:45 pm ]
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Hapy watches SG-1?

Author:  Happy [ Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:40 pm ]
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Quote:
God watches SG-1?
fixt

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