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Author:  assrott [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:40 am ]
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Dear Smiff n' Glimz:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9C5-k_2ZvZ4&search=buckner

Sorry :cry: (I wouldn't have put this up had 2004 not happened)

Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:12 am ]
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that clip does nothing to me, anymore. The joy of 2004 makes anything and everything OK... sure the memories of 2003 still hurt. That was the worst night of my sports-fan career. I don't know if I'll ever get close to that again... but its kind of like scars. They remind us the past is real. Tear my heart open, just to feel.

But I digress. They showed that clip during the game last night (Pedro, deserving of all the respect and love that Boston showed him last night, was extremely touchable last night. Crazyness, but I loved it!) and it was odd how I was able to watch it for the first time without grimacing or turning away from the screen.

Author:  Jenosidhe [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:41 pm ]
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I still dont get why the sox wouldnt just pay martinez and make him a #2 or #3 starter sure hes not the martinez of '99 but christ he can still win and the sox could afford the payroll if he breaks down in a couple years you dont lose that much. oh well.

My worst thing i remeber as a sports fan was that asshole gimp bastard gibson Homering and hobbling around the bases off the invincible Eck to watch the dodgers go on to win the series, bastards. Then again my mom is a die hard cubs fan so i get delight in watching them suck worse the the A's could ever dream of, all on 1/2 the payroll.

Author:  assrott [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:56 pm ]
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My worst thing i remeber as a sports fan was that asshole gimp bastard gibson Homering and hobbling around the bases off the invincible Eck to watch the dodgers go on to win the series, bastards.
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I don't believe - what I just saw. I don't believe what I saw.

Author:  assrott [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:17 am ]
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This just in: Royals no longer worst team in Majors...for now.

Author:  Hogg [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:08 pm ]
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Nice rank there, sar-major.

Answer your phone once in a while.

Author:  Hogg [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:53 pm ]
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Hahaha.

David DeJesus, by looks or recent performance, is the Hottest Man In Baseball (and the World).

In a conversation with Smith, I found this via Google Image Search:

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/r ... oyals?pg=4

lawl. Apparently he was TeamOnMyBack in that game, too.

Oh David. You're so... so strong.

Author:  assrott [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:56 pm ]
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That's Denny Hocking with DeJesus. Lawl AP.

Author:  Hogg [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:58 pm ]
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PUBE?

Author:  assrott [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:58 pm ]
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Nice rank there, sar-major.

Answer your phone once in a while.
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Outgoing Calls:
Brad 10:01 PM Jul 5
...screened.


lawl hypocracy.

Author:  Hogg [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:02 pm ]
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Actually, I had the ringer off so I could play sand volleyball with a bunch of Mormons. I tried calling you back...

Author:  assrott [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:01 pm ]
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fucking.



weak.

Author:  Hogg [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:08 pm ]
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Yay bullpen!



... cuz it's every day that you get that kind of pitching out of Luke Hudson, or have that kind of game against Tim Wakefield. Wouldn't want to take advantage of it.

Joseph dogfucking Smith.

Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:17 pm ]
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:oops:

Author:  Hogg [ Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:23 pm ]
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You better blush, fucker. You got lucky against Hudson, but tomorrow you get MR. DUCKWORTH.


Yes SIR, Mr. Duckworth. Quack quack quack quack QUACK, Mr. Duckworth.

Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:47 am ]
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(Jon) Lester the Molester has something to say:


Image

Author:  assrott [ Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:49 am ]
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btw, lawl at Fenway fans booing Mientkiewicxkzxc.

Author:  assrott [ Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:30 pm ]
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ugh. I want to go back to interleague play.

lol @ a 1-0 game in Fenway. I love me a good pitcher's duel though.

Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:41 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Hogg [ Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:13 pm ]
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Royals announcer Brian McRae: "I talked to the guys last night about Lester, and they all said... he wasn't... that... good. They were just puzzled. He even said his pitches weren't good last night."

lawl

Author:  assrott [ Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:41 pm ]
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ugh. I want to go back to interleague play.

lol @ a 1-0 game in Fenway. I love me a good pitcher's duel though.

Author:  Hogg [ Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:33 pm ]
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http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com/NASApp ... sp&c_id=kc
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Scott Elarton was placed on the 15-day disabled list, retroactive to July 17. Right-handed reliever Joe Nelson was recalled from Triple-A Omaha.
Ah, FUCK. Didn't we get rid of him?

Author:  assrott [ Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:40 am ]
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http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com/NASApp ... sp&c_id=kc
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Scott Elarton was placed on the 15-day disabled list, retroactive to July 17. Right-handed reliever Joe Nelson was recalled from Triple-A Omaha.
Ah, FUCK. Didn't we get rid of him?
That was Joe Mays.

Author:  Hogg [ Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:44 am ]
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Oh, got my shitty starters crossed up. I thought maybe David Glass had meddled again and brought him back or something.

Author:  assrott [ Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:48 am ]
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He's too busy banishing reporters for doing their job.

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