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il just jump and jump

So, wait, you're Skullbearer?

Seriously, though, I am in Oimmo, in a Caldari Tribunal station, and it is not you.

How to find TRTS and how to join?

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So, wait, you're Skullbearer?

Seriously, though, I am in Oimmo, in a Caldari Tribunal station, and it is not you.

How to find TRTS and how to join?

Brady is lagerby

everyone else is known by their rightful callsign.

You need to go the spacelane station in oimmo, click the offices tab on the right, find The Rogue Traders. Click "Join corp"

for the application, put only "let me in fools"

Then, when you get an email from drekkan noldaris, it says "review the offer blah blah" go back and click join corp again, and then you're in.

say hi in corp chat, tell them you're part of the crapy clawn virus.

What is your IG name?

p.s.

woops, this is agent. lawl.

My IG name is MENTVLA. I don't think my ship has a name. My ship is the fucking rookie ship, because i bored to play always same training since years, and I cut the electronic bitch off and headed to Oimmo as soon as she told me how to jump to places. I figured that would be alright since in all likelihood, nine days from now i'll bored to play always same Eve anyway.

lawl

You do realize that the creative process needs time and distraction, else you get crappy stuff? Ever listen to the soundtrack for the movie Troy? Yeah, that garbage was composed/arranged/rehearsed/recorded in 13 days. That's why it sucks so badly.

lawl ok guys

if you aren't going to do the tutorial, and you aren't going to use the online help guide, then you'll have to wait for me and/or brady to babysit you.

the game isn't incredibly intuitive at first. sorry.

i highly reccomend finishing the tutorial. yes it's long, YES you learn alot, do it in two or three sessions. Yes you can restart the tutorial, click on the floaty tube symbol on the left, click tutorials, and try to find where you left off.

ehre's our schedules:
friday: is over.
saturday: i'm with family all day. brady is leaving for austin.
Sunday: I'm with family all day. brady is in austin with no internets.
Monday: brady comes over to my place in austin after school and we hook up our internets and save all you guys from the bored of space.

in the mean time, do the freaking tutorial.

So I installed it, got an account, made a character, and then when I hadn't even done anything with my ship, my internet crapped out.

When my internet craps out, that means it's just gone for 10-60 seconds. I'm sure some dust-caked piece of shit router in the tech's office is overheating or something.

The way programs react to this varies. CS sometimes lets me stay connected, sometimes disconnects me, and sometimes keeps me connected but does the weird glitch where no models are visible and stuff. Vent and xfire always disconnect and sometimes fail to reconnect. BF2 shits its pants, though I usually stay connected.

What does eve online do? It exits the game, telling me I "lost my connection." Well, duh. I guess closing the fucking client is really necessary.

So, in sum, my trial of eve online took about 10 minutes, and I've concluded I won't be able to play it ever.

Author:	KingLoser [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:36 am ]
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Quote: il just jump and jump i thought that same thing when you said that before, i think we should make that the phonetic for the EVE online channel

Author:	Ashley [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:59 am ]
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Quote: So, wait, you're Skullbearer? Seriously, though, I am in Oimmo, in a Caldari Tribunal station, and it is not you. How to find TRTS and how to join? Brady is lagerby everyone else is known by their rightful callsign. You need to go the spacelane station in oimmo, click the offices tab on the right, find The Rogue Traders. Click "Join corp" for the application, put only "let me in fools" Then, when you get an email from drekkan noldaris, it says "review the offer blah blah" go back and click join corp again, and then you're in. say hi in corp chat, tell them you're part of the crapy clawn virus. What is your IG name? p.s. woops, this is agent. lawl.

Author:	KingLoser [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:03 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: So, wait, you're Skullbearer? Seriously, though, I am in Oimmo, in a Caldari Tribunal station, and it is not you. How to find TRTS and how to join? Brady is lagerby everyone else is known by their rightful callsign. You need to go the spacelane station in oimmo, click the offices tab on the right, find The Rogue Traders. Click "Join corp" for the application, put only "let me in fools" Then, when you get an email from drekkan noldaris, it says "review the offer blah blah" go back and click join corp again, and then you're in. say hi in corp chat, tell them you're part of the crapy clawn virus. What is your IG name? p.s. woops, this is agent. lawl. I thought it was a bit wierd that Ashley knew that much about EVE.

Author:	LiamE [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:16 pm ]
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Okay, I found and applied, am now waiting for said email. My name ingame is Seiros Indorr, I own THE gayest-looking wessel in Eve, the Vigil. By the way, how does one get types of ships outside his race? I am a Minmatar (it sucks) and I want a Gallente frigate. How do I do that?

Author:	dime [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:26 pm ]
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Yeah, I'm Lagerby. Who wants peniscake?

crapy clawn forums http://crapyclawn.net/lolwords/

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Author:	dime [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:08 pm ]
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And in response to Liam - You've gotta buy skillbooks from a school and train into specific race ships. Run a market search for Gallente Frigate, and a list of where the skillbooks are sold will pop up. Looks like the price is ~36K. glhf

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:13 pm ]
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My IG name is MENTVLA. I don't think my ship has a name. My ship is the fucking rookie ship, because i bored to play always same training since years, and I cut the electronic bitch off and headed to Oimmo as soon as she told me how to jump to places. I figured that would be alright since in all likelihood, nine days from now i'll bored to play always same Eve anyway.

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:38 pm ]
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buy brain then.

Author:	LiamE [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:08 pm ]
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I finished all of the tutorials cause I stopped about halfway through and then got out into the nakedness of space and knew not what to do. Thanks Dime I will try to figure out how to do that. For some reason I am being routed crazily today... 23 jumps to complete one robot run while I wait for the gay-eo to accept me? gay!

Author:	assrott [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:50 pm ]
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Quote: My IG name is MENTVLA. I don't think my ship has a name. My ship is the fucking rookie ship, because i bored to play always same training since years, and I cut the electronic bitch off and headed to Oimmo as soon as she told me how to jump to places. I figured that would be alright since in all likelihood, nine days from now i'll bored to play always same Eve anyway. My IG name is brasky34. My ship has tracks and a turret. How do you get from Sharqi Peninsula to Oingo Boingo?

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:51 pm ]
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YOU ARE GREAT.

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:54 pm ]
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No playing Eve until Summon the Manhammers is done. No food, either. Neil, see to it.

Author:	LiamE [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:18 pm ]
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lawl You do realize that the creative process needs time and distraction, else you get crappy stuff? Ever listen to the soundtrack for the movie Troy? Yeah, that garbage was composed/arranged/rehearsed/recorded in 13 days. That's why it sucks so badly. I just now realized, with the help of Dime, that one must by the books to learn skills and therefore I squandered my tenure at the Republic University and am now on my way to purchase missile launcher skills. I'll be back.

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:21 pm ]
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I don't see a "creative" in "the Manhammers." lawl

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:43 pm ]
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LAWL Also, I did like some of the songs from Troy, due to their large amounts of brass and boner drums and epic war music. Say what you will about James Horner, I like his soundtracks. Maybe I prefer somewhat unoriginal, recycled, emotion-mill music.

Author:	LiamE [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:58 pm ]
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Yeah James Horner is the shit And yes Troy had some good songs (that Myrmidon one) However they were recycled, and it really wasn't as in tune to the story and scenes as say, the score from A Beautiful Mind which is one of my favorite scores. See also Mask of Zorro and even Titanic... the music far outshone.

Author:	LiamE [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:55 pm ]
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So is it stealing if I accept a courier job, am unable to fulfill it due to cargohold constraints, and instead sell the merchandise for 6 times the payment for the job? Cause that's what I just did. That's the last time I accept a courier job. In other news I lost my Vigil while trying to steal some useless crap from a dude who jumped in within missile range. Being a nub, I didn't think to warp away fast enough and he slew me. But afterwards I returned and there were lots more crates and I stole a railgun.

Author:	Agent_137 [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:46 am ]
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lawl yes, or you could just whore bf2 in the meantime, or grab king loser, wardryer, or dragonhawk. they know the basics.

Author:	wardryer [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:23 pm ]
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Quote: lawl You do realize that the creative process needs time and distraction, else you get crappy stuff? Ever listen to the soundtrack for the movie Troy? Yeah, that garbage was composed/arranged/rehearsed/recorded in 13 days. That's why it sucks so badly. the soundtrack to Troy is better than some I have heard. Its better than some of the shit you have written.

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:54 pm ]
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I like Glory. But I think my favorite from him is Field of Dreams.

Author:	Agent_137 [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:43 am ]
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lawl ok guys if you aren't going to do the tutorial, and you aren't going to use the online help guide, then you'll have to wait for me and/or brady to babysit you. the game isn't incredibly intuitive at first. sorry. i highly reccomend finishing the tutorial. yes it's long, YES you learn alot, do it in two or three sessions. Yes you can restart the tutorial, click on the floaty tube symbol on the left, click tutorials, and try to find where you left off. ehre's our schedules: friday: is over. saturday: i'm with family all day. brady is leaving for austin. Sunday: I'm with family all day. brady is in austin with no internets. Monday: brady comes over to my place in austin after school and we hook up our internets and save all you guys from the bored of space. in the mean time, do the freaking tutorial.

Author:	Agent_137 [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:44 am ]
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here's an alternative to the tutorial: buy some real weapons for your shitty noob frigate and put them on it. then go to the asteroid belts and blow shit up. (if you're doing this in oimmo, prepare to get blown up)

Author:	assrott [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:44 am ]
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Quote: lawl ok guys if you aren't going to do the tutorial, and you aren't going to use the online help guide, then you'll have to wait for me and/or brady to babysit you. the game isn't incredibly intuitive at first. sorry. i highly reccomend finishing the tutorial. yes it's long, YES you learn alot, do it in two or three sessions. Yes you can restart the tutorial, click on the floaty tube symbol on the left, click tutorials, and try to find where you left off. ehre's our schedules: friday: is over. saturday: i'm with family all day. brady is leaving for austin. Sunday: I'm with family all day. brady is in austin with no internets. Monday: brady comes over to my place in austin after school and we hook up our internets and save all you guys from the bored of space. in the mean time, do the freaking tutorial. I got my expert commander badge. (See below)

Author:	Agent_137 [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:16 am ]
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Quote: So I installed it, got an account, made a character, and then when I hadn't even done anything with my ship, my internet crapped out. When my internet craps out, that means it's just gone for 10-60 seconds. I'm sure some dust-caked piece of shit router in the tech's office is overheating or something. The way programs react to this varies. CS sometimes lets me stay connected, sometimes disconnects me, and sometimes keeps me connected but does the weird glitch where no models are visible and stuff. Vent and xfire always disconnect and sometimes fail to reconnect. BF2 shits its pants, though I usually stay connected. What does eve online do? It exits the game, telling me I "lost my connection." Well, duh. I guess closing the fucking client is really necessary. So, in sum, my trial of eve online took about 10 minutes, and I've concluded I won't be able to play it ever. please disable "restart client on disconnect" in your general options.

Author:	Hogg [ Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:17 am ]
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bah.

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