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Author:  Happy [ Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:06 am ]
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http://ilovebillcosby.ytmnd.com/

Again, wtf Japan
http://ilessthan3japan6.ytmnd.com/

Author:  1ucksh0t [ Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:43 am ]
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i put my lucky links in here

Author:  robertpate all'antica [ Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:40 pm ]
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those are shitty ytmnds!

Author:  Happy [ Tue Apr 25, 2006 4:56 pm ]
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Quote:
those are shitty ytmnds!
you're a shitty ytmnd

Author:  robertpate all'antica [ Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:22 pm ]
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YOAR MAWM is a shitty ytmnd!

Author:  Hogg [ Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:01 pm ]
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Just submitted to Sports Illustrated:
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I got a 3-month subscription to SI because it came with the purchase of Major League Baseball's Audio service. I'll accept it, but I didn't particularly want it, and I just wanted to let you know I don't appreciate that I have to opt out of an automatic renewal the subscription, and also opt out of getting spam from you and your partners. The page tells me the change will take place "within a week," so for all I know, my address has already gone out to whoever will send me more crap I don't want.

This isn't the only time I've witnessed SI's naked contempt for their customers. I just wanted to tell you that it's bullshit, and it's why I don't subscribe to SI. I don't think respect for customers and their privacy is too much to ask from a business, but apparently the marketing dollar is more important.

I would like to receive the free 3-month subscription, so as to cost the company as much as possible, but I don't want it to be renewed after that. Thank you.

Author:  1ucksh0t [ Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:57 pm ]
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ftw

Author:  Rampage [ Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:44 pm ]
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all that to listen to the royals. Has the world gone mad.

Author:  Happy [ Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:07 am ]
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For my [ __ ] homies

http://www.iprelayfb.ytmnd.com

For Hogg and assrott

http://www.kcroyals.ytmnd.com

Author:  Agent_137 [ Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:21 am ]
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lawl beeps.

Author:  assrott [ Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:29 am ]
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Hapy. Butsekcs.

Author:  KingLoser [ Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:54 am ]
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For my [ __ ] homies

http://www.iprelayfb.ytmnd.com

For Hogg and assrott

http://www.kcroyals.ytmnd.com
I lawled and woke my room mate...GG

Author:  assrott [ Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:21 am ]
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HAHAHAHAH. Don't fuck with DMeatHook's younger brother:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2423307

Author:  assrott [ Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Nincom-fucking Poop

(language NSFW)

From FARK:
You fuckin' nincom-fucking-poop

I nominate this man to lead The First Church of [=D].




Are you laughin, biotch? You find it funny?

I come in the name of Jesus - repeat it after me, bitch. I come in the name of Jesus, by the power of the Holy Spirit. God Almighty, you know, ruler of heaven, and earth, and every goddamn thing between.

Caller you on the line? CHARLES?

Say what? Motherfucker, I ain't lookin' for you. You-you-you probly lookin' for a cult maybe motherfucker. You - catch Heaven's Gate and travel the hell up out of here.

You fucked up. You fucked up, huh? You know yo' ass is doomed. What you got to speak? If you don't know shit to be speakin on some topic I bringin' up, shut yo goddamn ass up.

[Shit I gotta run, I'll finish transcribing later]

[caller: "I'm the devil, and I'm gonna come fuck yo-"] The devil is a motherfucking liar. So you know I ain't worried. BIAAAAAAAAAATCH. Stupid BITCH.

You goddamn devil worshiper, you ain't got no excuse. Motherfucker, you... come in the name of Satan. I guess if you like a house n***a and wonna go competitve if I say I'm God than I guess you have to take the side of Satan, huh motherfucka? Stupid bitch. It's not of compitition it's of cooperation...stupid ass house n***er. [muffled voice of caller: "...MOTHERFUCKER"] I can't see you though bitch. You see me. I'm all out. I make my ass very available. TIME. Next caller. You don't like it? Kiss my ASS, "you don't like it." It's my house.

[woman caller: "You know what, you are a real ..."] I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK BITCH. YO THOUGHTS - YO THOUGHTS - YO THOUGHTS AIN'T MY THOUGHTS. BITCH I'M FLOWIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE SURVIVOR SCROLLS - CUT THAT BITCH OFF.

I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spi'it. Anybody resistin', kin goddamn my ass kiss it.

If you ain't down with that, SHUT YO GODDAMN ASS UP. GIMME NEXT CALLER. ["Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth"] MOTHUFUCKA AIN'T NO CORRUPT COMMUNICATION CAME OUT MY MOUTH. You know what the corrupt communication is? That's when you talk about the devil. He the devil. Yo motherfuckin communication's is corrupted. Whatevuh. Whatevuh. Then I'm wrong. You got me now. YOU GOT ME NOW. YOU GOT ME NOW. OH YOU FIGURED ME OUT. You fucking nincom-fucking-poop.

God liah, huh? No I -I don - I don't see any of you asses bearing witness for me, or Jesus. I can't see none of you publishin' peace. This is the - Jesus is the way to peace. An' FUCK what you talkin' 'bout.

Author:  Agent_137 [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:08 am ]
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yea, he's definitely an internet meme now, just like yoar mawm will be one day.

Author:  Happy [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:32 am ]
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santabot.com

Image

Author:  Hogg [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:54 am ]
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You: Do you smoke pole?
Santa: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

Author:  Agent_137 [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:49 am ]
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we should fill him with MooKeTTe for all the little children out there.

Quote:
You: don't u bored
Santa: Don't you? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.

awkward!!!!
Quote:
You: buy brain then
Santa: Are we still talking about bored?

Author:  KingLoser [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:25 am ]
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You: My name is YOAR MAWM
Santa: Hi, YOAR MAWM .

You: hi2u
Santa: Is that your final answer?

You: damn you shits are annying
Santa: Colloquial expression. Interesting gossip: YOAR MAWM said I shits are annying.


You: IT'S NOT A PENIS
Santa: Give me an example of a PENIS.

You: [=D]
Santa: Never heard of it.

You: YOU ARE GREAT
Santa: Thanks I think you are cool too, YOAR MAWM.

You: NINJA VANISH
Santa: Let us change the subject.

Author:  1ucksh0t [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:34 pm ]
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when did they start letting 12 yr olds to rape criminal scetches?

http://www.kptv.com/Global/story.asp?S=4807002

Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:03 pm ]
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when did they start letting 12 yr olds to rape criminal scetches?




to = draw, in iraq.

Author:  1ucksh0t [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:03 pm ]
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WORTH REGISTERING
http://newbienudes.com/Photos/default.a ... ter=b&OB=D

admin edit: NSFW NSFW NSFW

Author:  Hogg [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:05 pm ]
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Suddenly I want 1ucksh0t to start his own thread again.

Author:  assrott [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:38 pm ]
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Let's talk about the phrase "NSFW". I'm too lazy to read a link before I click it.

Author:  Hogg [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:42 pm ]
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Let's talk about the phrase "NSFW". I'm too lazy to read a link before I click it.
Yeah. And it'd be one thing if it were standard, silicone, how-tragic-that-such-beauty-should-be-sold-to-the-lusts-of-men, blah blah blah omg nekkid bewbies. Instead, it's fucking disgusting and contains lots of penes.

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