crapy clawn forums :: assrott and Hogg's "The Royals Fuckin Suck" Thread

why would you want him? so you can trade him two years later when you realize you couldn't afford him.

2 errors last night... Mr. May is haveing a terrible may thus far. Does this mean he is no longer worth $25,680,727 for the usual 2-3 weeks of pre-summer super-star $25-million-dollar uber-productivity?

Guess we all can see clearly what happens when you injest too much semen.

One of my new roommates is a Cardinals fan.

Dammit.

"To be more competitive, we have to be more talented," Bell said. "It'd be different if it was lack of hustle ... but we have a way to go talent-wise."

Elarton took his fifth loss without a victory and spoke emotionally about the Royals players' attitudes.

"I'm not going to name names," he said, naming Angel Berroa specifically. "It's a collective effort, with Angel Berroa leading it. You either have it inside yourself or you don't. And Angel Berroa doesn't."

Hah youre a royals fan that has to suck bad.

Im an A's fan and im here to tell you its better to not have pujols at all then to have him only till his contract year comes up then lose him guranteed.

Tejada Giambi Damon Dye Mulder Hudson thats just to name the ones off the top of my head. Keep all of them on one team and they just might be worth a fuck.

The problem is that the A's could win their division and are 100% assured to lose in the playoffs, just overmatched, id rather jsut be the cubs and know were going to suck instead of having all these hopes every year just to get let down then let 2 good players go again.

Author:	assrott [ Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:35 pm ]
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You wouldn't want to win when you take a 1-0 lead into the eighth. Also, I see Pujols (lol "Pronouced POO-holes") won another game with his penis. You know, because when the future Best Player in Baseball goes to high school and Junior College in your town (KC), you wouldn't want to draft him. You instead let him go to the cockgobbles on the other side of the state whose fans are all arrogant fucking pricks who don't deserve to live, let alone have POO-holes on their team. Whatever.

Author:	assrott [ Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:40 pm ]
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Rob, let me put one more character in thread titles.

Author:	Rampage [ Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:00 pm ]
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why would you want him? so you can trade him two years later when you realize you couldn't afford him.

Author:	assrott [ Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:47 pm ]
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Quote: why would you want him? so you can trade him two years later when you realize you couldn't afford him. Yeah, they've streamlined the process now. Instead of getting a few good years out of their talent before letting them go to greener pastures, they just don't bother drafting them in the first place. Also, there are about 25 other teams I'd rather see Pujols, or anyone good, play for than the St. Louis AssQueefs.

Author:	Rampage [ Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:43 pm ]
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I'm proud to say that I hate the Cardinals just as much as you do. Fucking fags can win a division but not the nl. I don't know if your an astros fan or not, but I will be rooting for the cardinals death.

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Author:	Happy [ Wed May 03, 2006 11:36 pm ]
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[quote="Hogg"][/quote]

Author:	assrott [ Wed May 03, 2006 11:43 pm ]
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Quote: Quote:

Author:	assrott [ Thu May 04, 2006 3:03 am ]
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Fucking ship-jumping sellout bandwagon homofag. Good riddance. At least you remember George Brett and the mythical "postseason." http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascit ... 485698.htm

Author:	Hogg [ Thu May 04, 2006 3:07 am ]
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Faggot. You have more years of loyalty than he does. I have almost as many.

Author:	assrott [ Wed May 10, 2006 2:59 am ]
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AAhahahahahah. No longer the worst team in the majors (at least for one day).

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Wed May 10, 2006 10:05 am ]
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2 errors last night... Mr. May is haveing a terrible may thus far. Does this mean he is no longer worth $25,680,727 for the usual 2-3 weeks of pre-summer super-star $25-million-dollar uber-productivity?

Author:	rmrfkorea [ Wed May 10, 2006 10:12 am ]
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suckfaces.

Author:	assrott [ Wed May 10, 2006 3:16 pm ]
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Quote: 2 errors last night... Mr. May is haveing a terrible may thus far. Does this mean he is no longer worth $25,680,727 for the usual 2-3 weeks of pre-summer super-star $25-million-dollar uber-productivity? What's funny is that Jeter is a fucking joke of a shortstop, and the Fagkees would be much better off with Gay-rod there. But "it's Jeter's team", I guess. Misguided loyalty is more important than winning.

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Wed May 10, 2006 4:05 pm ]
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skeet'er is getting as bad as Nomar was... before the end.. Guess we all can see clearly what happens when you injest too much semen.

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Wed May 10, 2006 5:24 pm ]
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hey man, Nomars decline is 100% tied to jumping into the boston river on a cold spring morning to save a poor woman from an un-thoughtout suicide attempt. That and having his wrist shattered by a 96mph fastball... He never fully (to this day) recovered. Please remember that happened the year after he hit .372..

Author:	corpx [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:02 am ]
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albert "winnie the pooh" -jols chris berman sux dick

Author:	Hogg [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:18 am ]
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Yeah, I don't buy that shit either. Would you really like for your team's season to already be over by late May? Boy, doesn't that sound like fun?

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Author:	assrott [ Wed May 10, 2006 5:10 pm ]
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Quote: Guess we all can see clearly what happens when you injest too much semen. Or Mia Hamm's snootch-juice.

Author:	Hogg [ Fri May 19, 2006 9:38 pm ]
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One of my new roommates is a Cardinals fan. Dammit.

Author:	assrott [ Sat May 20, 2006 2:28 am ]
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Quote: One of my new roommates is a Cardinals fan. Dammit. 1985

Author:	Hogg [ Mon May 22, 2006 2:54 am ]
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Quote: "To be more competitive, we have to be more talented," Bell said. "It'd be different if it was lack of hustle ... but we have a way to go talent-wise." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOT A LACK OF HUSTLE AHHAA HA HAAAAAA Quote: Elarton took his fifth loss without a victory and spoke emotionally about the Royals players' attitudes. "I'm not going to name names," he said, naming Angel Berroa specifically. "It's a collective effort, with Angel Berroa leading it. You either have it inside yourself or you don't. And Angel Berroa doesn't."

Author:	assrott [ Mon May 22, 2006 1:48 pm ]
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Albert "Gaping" Pujols

Author:	Jenosidhe [ Mon May 22, 2006 7:18 pm ]
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Hah youre a royals fan that has to suck bad. Im an A's fan and im here to tell you its better to not have pujols at all then to have him only till his contract year comes up then lose him guranteed. Tejada Giambi Damon Dye Mulder Hudson thats just to name the ones off the top of my head. Keep all of them on one team and they just might be worth a fuck. The problem is that the A's could win their division and are 100% assured to lose in the playoffs, just overmatched, id rather jsut be the cubs and know were going to suck instead of having all these hopes every year just to get let down then let 2 good players go again.

Author:	assrott [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:15 am ]
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Quote: Hah youre a royals fan that has to suck bad. Im an A's fan and im here to tell you its better to not have pujols at all then to have him only till his contract year comes up then lose him guranteed. Tejada Giambi Damon Dye Mulder Hudson thats just to name the ones off the top of my head. Keep all of them on one team and they just might be worth a fuck. Damon and Dye? Where'd they come from? Hmmm.... Sorry, but the Royals invented "Uh, we can't afford our players so we have to let them go." Not just Beltran, who makes more than any former A's player who didn't take steroids. This goes back to Appier, Cone, etc., back when baseball was just beginning to get all gay and payroll-imbalanced. Quote: The problem is that the A's could win their division and are 100% assured to lose in the playoffs, just overmatched, id rather jsut be the cubs and know were going to suck instead of having all these hopes every year just to get let down then let 2 good players go again. I hear this all the time from Twins fans as well. I'm sorry, I just don't buy it. I'd give a nut and four inches off of my dick to sit in Kauffman stadium for a playoff game, just one. Having just watched my team go through 11 losing seasons in a row (save for a fluke 83-win season), including 100-loss seasons in 3 of the last 4, trust me: you don't want this. Your team has a legitimate chance at winning a game on any given day. That makes for good entertainment. My team?... Record Team Final 7-34 1988 Orioles 54-107 8-33 1952 Pirates 42-112 9-32 2003 Tigers 43-119 10-31 1965 Aâ€™s 59-103 10-31 1979 Blue Jays 53-109 10-31 1987 Padres 65-97 10-31 1994 Padres 47-70* 10-31 1998 Diamondbacks 65-97 10-31 2006 Royals â€” * strike-shortened season ...That makes for getting pissed off and frustrated and scared to death I'm about to witness the biggest debacle in the history of organized baseball (they're on pace for a whopping 39 wins). A perrenial first-round loser? Where do I sign up?