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KANSAS CITY -- Returning to the starting rotation for the first time since May 28, Runelvys Hernandez didn't give a ringing endorsement for his former home, Triple-A Omaha.

"I don't want to go back," he said after pitching the Royals to an 8-3 victory against the Angels on Friday night. "I want to do my best to stay here and help my team."
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An MRI performed Thursday revealed that right-hander Scott Elarton has a partially torn tendon in his right rotator cuff. Elarton, who had not missed a turn in the rotation until Saturday, will seek a second opinion.
lawl. "BULLSHIT DOCTOR. I'M TOO MANLY TO HAVE A TORN TENDON."


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How to resolve your differences in a civil and adult manner.


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ROFL. Priceless.

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Red Sox fans:

I hadn't heard this until today, but apparently the Astros almost dealt Ol' Rog to the Sox. That would have been humorous to all those not involved, and I imagine awfully infuriating otherwise.

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its fun to talk about, but its purely a media rumour... We were trying to get Oswalt.


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Neil. Pube now.


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So explain to me again why Gay-Rod deserved the MVP last year?
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Meanwhile, Big Papi just completed the following 12-month stretch (starting on Aug. 1, 2005 and ending July 31, 2006): batted .294 with a .399 on-base and .604 slugging percentages, 59 homers, 165 RBIs and at least 20-25 humongous hits in the clutch.
165 RBI's, by the way, would tie Manny's 1999 campaign as the most in a season since Jimmie Foxx in 1937.

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he had 2-3 points in several catagorys... thats all.

that and the fact that Papi doesnt play a position.


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Wily Mo Pena hit a 1 foot home run with his 450 foot penis.

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they don't suck tonight.


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Hope I can hawtlink this.

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Oh, and BTW, Hapy told me that some guy marked as "favorite" Hapy's YTMND where I bitch about the Royals.


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Ugh. I hate feeling bad when the Royals win, but I do. They need to lose a lot to the Red Sox, Twins, and Tigers. And smoke the Faggoty Sox and Yankees.

I was trying to explain to my girlfriend why watching the 9th inning would be a waste, with the two crapiest hitters on the Royals, plus DeJesus, facing Boston's untouchable closer (you know, the one who's given up 4 runs all year). Then she laughed at me for ahving you all no faith.

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Player [=D] Derek Zumsteg said:
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the infant-like flailing of the Royals,
LAWL be unto him.

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the infant-like flailing of the Royals,
I think that phrase more aptly describes Manny's defense.

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go stros.


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go stros.
BACON!!!

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http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball ... yals_x.htm

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/me applauds.
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/me applauds.
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Drunkard?


Where has Dime been?


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