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Author:  assrott [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:20 am ]
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P.S. I'll never forgive the A's for that Neifi Perez/Jermaine Dye trade. I once heard Peter Gammons describe Perez's performance for the Royals as the most "destructive" season for a position player since 1960, and he had stats to back it up. AND he turned out to be a year older than everyone thought at the time of the trade.
Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Tue May 23, 2006 11:16 am ]
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I know its unessecary for me to even poast, but I firmly believe that without Steinbrenner, the sox would NOT be over $100 mill payroll... and honestly, you put the Sox in the west or the NL and our payroll shinks to ~half of what it is. We are part of the problem, yes, but we are simple reacting to the problem. It just so happens that, unlike the devil rays, we have the ability/willingness to spend the millions to try to keep up.
Author:  Hogg [ Wed May 24, 2006 4:36 am ]
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[02:38] Hogg: royals suck dick
[02:38] assrott: WE FIND THE DEFENDANT GUILTY YOUR HONOR

[02:38] Hogg: no, what the royals suck has passed beyond what the human mind can grasp
[02:38] assrott: HONOR IS CLOSE TO BONER

[02:38] Hogg: it's something nebulous now, like infinity
[02:39] Hogg: "that cock which the royals fucking suck" is the new infinity
[02:39] assrott: my cock is nebulous
[02:39] Hogg: it's like an infinite amount of infinity
[02:39] Hogg: you are great.
Author:  KingLoser [ Thu May 25, 2006 5:36 pm ]
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The Royals have lost all hope....


...are on par with the '62 Mets for the WORST TEAM EVER.
Heard this last night while trying to sleep.
Author:  Hogg [ Thu May 25, 2006 5:43 pm ]
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Yeah, SportsCenter had a nice little segment saying that, too. They also basically stole my idea for a montage of suck.
Author:  assrott [ Thu May 25, 2006 8:18 pm ]
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The Royals have lost all hope....


...are on par with the '62 Mets for the WORST TEAM EVER.
Nope. Don't give them so much credit. After blowing a 6-0 1st inning lead and another 8-5 8th inning lead today, they are on pace for exactly 36 wins. 36-126 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 40-120.
Author:  Hogg [ Fri May 26, 2006 1:01 am ]
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http://hogg.no-ip.com/video/stairs.wmv
Author:  wardryer [ Fri May 26, 2006 2:29 am ]
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http://hogg.no-ip.com/video/stairs.wmv
lawl
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*old but still pertinent
Author:  assrott [ Mon May 29, 2006 6:29 am ]
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This is the guy I've been calling "Ted Williams" from opening day:
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ENW YORK — The question was undeniably loaded: Is there a reason why the team with baseball’s worst record can’t find a way to work a .400 hitter into its lineup?

Or more specifically, why were Esteban German and his .397 average on the bench again Saturday when the Royals continued their three-game weekend series at Yankee Stadium?

...

The Royals are averaging 5.6 runs in the seven games when German serves as the leadoff hitter and, before Saturday, averaging 3.5 runs in other games.

...

German’s average, entering Saturday, was the highest of any player with at least 70 at-bats. Only Barry Bonds had a better on-base percentage.
Well done, Buddy Bell.
Author:  Glimfeather [ Mon May 29, 2006 10:14 am ]
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I propose that the Royals go on a two-game winning streak immediately.

Then they can be "leet" (13-37).


That is all.
Author:  Hogg [ Mon May 29, 2006 11:23 am ]
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I remember when the Royals had 13 wins last season, and they would have needed like six losses in a row to get to 13-37.

Then they did it.
Author:  Hogg [ Tue May 30, 2006 12:23 am ]
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The Royals suck so bad that their webmaster forgot whom he works for:

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Author:  Hogg [ Wed May 31, 2006 3:29 am ]
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I propose that the Royals go on a two-game winning streak immediately.

Then they can be "leet" (13-37).


That is all.
Yoar wish is Mark Grudzielanek's command:

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(note: photo is completely unretouched)
Author:  Rampage [ Wed May 31, 2006 1:29 pm ]
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In brighter news, the astros signed Roger Clemons to a new minor league contract.

Also on the news the reported that bagwell is going to be payed 17 million from an insurance claim for not playing. The insurance company is investigating allegations of steroid use, because it will void the 17 million payoff.
Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:17 pm ]
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sorry for the heyejack, but this article made my cube pretty damn dusty:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/st ... d=tab1pos1
Author:  Agent_137 [ Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:43 pm ]
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butt-plug
Author:  assrott [ Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:54 pm ]
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Image

Cue Nelson Munce laugh.
Author:  Hogg [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:05 am ]
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I posted the Matt Stairs video to YouTube, and I thought they rejected it because it's clearly copyrighted material. But I guess it eventually did show up, and now someone is subscribing to my videos because of it, LOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9w4g5rmIEc
Author:  assrott [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:42 am ]
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Tags: royals fucking suck balls
lawl.
Author:  Rampage [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:35 am ]
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I posted the Matt Stairs video to YouTube, and I thought they rejected it because it's clearly copyrighted material. But I guess it eventually did show up, and now someone is subscribing to my videos because of it, LOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9w4g5rmIEc
is matt stairs any good?
he used to be decent, but i thought he is old as shit.
Author:  assrott [ Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:46 am ]
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If by "good" you mean "the world's best softball player who for some reason is still in the Majors," then absolutely. I still love him though. He's a lovable lumberjack who cast aside his axe for a bat, and the rest is history.

P.S. His "entrance music" at Kauffman is Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme (and has been since years). lawl.
Author:  Hogg [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:30 am ]
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http://hogg.no-ip.com/video/grud.avi
Author:  assrott [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:48 am ]
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http://hogg.no-ip.com/video/grud.avi
rofl @ Mientkiewqkzvwqwkzxz's helpful jump.
Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:36 am ]
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gg 12th inning walkoff grand salami by a damn rook. yay.
Author:  Hogg [ Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:54 pm ]
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http://hogg.no-ip.com/video/grud.avi
rofl @ Mientkiewqkzvwqwkzxz's helpful jump.
Ryan Lefebvre pointed out that Grud wouldn't have been able to make the play, if not for the extra boost from Mientkiewicz's jump.
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