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Author:  Glimfeather [ Sat May 06, 2006 10:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Pokerstars.com pubraid summary.
Korea and I embark on a quest to gh0st and hax0r Pokerstars.com and i was getting pissed that they were dealing "random" hands to teh winnars:

igglepuff = rm-rf korea
Glib = me

Quote:
Dealer: Game #4854107463: igglepuff wins side pot-1 (1386) with a pair of Aces
Dealer: Game #4854107463: igglepuff wins main pot (55) with a pair of Aces
Glib: i bet iggle is one of the game makers
igglepuff: gabe made me do it
bernicio: LOL
Glib: i bet he knows what the cards will be ahead
Glib: f this, all in
Glib: I blame Gabe Newell
fahmine: who is gabe?
bernicio: yea
Dealer: Glib has two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Dealer: Game #4854122443: Glib wins pot (2608) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
(LAWL!!)

Then fam3ine joined us to pubraid the Amelia No Limit no-all-in table:
Quote:
Quote:
Dealer: fahmine has two pair, Tens and Nines
Dealer: igglepuff has two pair, Tens and Nines
Dealer: Game #4854139863: igglepuff ties for side pot-2 (10) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Dealer: Game #4854139863: fahmine ties for side pot-2 (10) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Glib: nice job dummys'
fahmine: LAWL

Then I waxed Mookettic:
Quote:

Glib: iggle, how was it to make a cheat game?
Glib: that you can know our hands
fahmine: iggle is hackings?
fahmine: ok fine iggle you win at internets
Glib: who else in here has $11k
Dealer: Game #4854172907: mcccas1995 wins main pot (1425) with a pair of Aces
mcccas1995: ty
Glib: yeah, another cheater
Glib: GG POJKERHACKS
Dealer: igglepuff, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Glib: either play for real or leave please.
Dealer: igglepuff has a pair of Tens
Dealer: Game #4854191306: jditt05 wins main pot (1425) with a pair of Aces
Glib: nice back to back aces
Glib: POKERFARCE
fahmine: HAX
Then Korea mm1'ed this to the table: (?)
Quote:
igglepuff: ut soemtimyou7we lsiten to too yummy hher
After that we went on a run. Korea lent me $2000 (fake) then i talked trash and took the table for $27000 and then gave Korea back $10k for his troubles. Fun. No? buy brain then.
Author:  rmrfkorea [ Sat May 06, 2006 10:44 pm ]
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lawl to last quote of my random typing
Author:  famine [ Sun May 07, 2006 2:47 pm ]
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glib used paper hacks to see through cards :/
Author:  Glimfeather [ Fri May 26, 2006 6:59 pm ]
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Another episode... some racist chick (Pitfowl.com) was all talking up the south and saying the NBA was full of n***ers and what have you, so I began to pubraid some Pokerstars.com, Ali G style:
Quote:
JaVahJoe: What do you think about MLK jr?
Pitfowl.com: He was SCUM
JaVahJoe: Why would you say that?
Pitfowl.com: A Crack Head that LOVED to BEAT Women
JaVahJoe: Based on what facts?
Pitfowl.com: Google it
JaVahJoe: Are you KKK?
Pitfowl.com: FBI was Just about to TAKE him DOWN when he was Finally Killed
Pitfowl.com: No, I'm a Proud American
So then I was ready to bust out some Scarface:
Quote:
Glib: David Duke's got a shotgun, so why you get upset cause I got one
Pitfowl.com: I use Facts, not BS
JaVahJoe: So am I. And there are a lot of black people who are just as proud and just as American.
Pitfowl.com: Are you Black Glib ?
JaVahJoe: I'm not upset over you having a shotgun. My husband has a shotgun, a rifle and a pistol.
JaVahJoe: But not to use against other Americans.
Glib: you offend me
Pitfowl.com: Good
Pitfowl.com: I Spoke Only the truth
Game on:
Quote:
Glib: yo, how many teeth you gots?
Pitfowl.com: Not Many !
JaVahJoe: Pitfowl, you have a right to say what you believe. My dad died for you. I just hope you realize what you're saying hurts others who are now dying for you.
Pitfowl.com: What did I Say ? Besides the Truth ?
Pitfowl.com: I have some Good friends that are Black, and they Know I speak the Truth
Glib: you sorry
Pitfowl.com: Negative
damn u sh*ts are annying
Quote:
JaVahJoe: Pit, the whole thing I'm getting at is that there are a lot of BAD people...Black, While, Yellow, Red, Brown. Hate them. Not an entire race.
Pitfowl.com: As a Whole, the Black Race is BAD, there are a Few Good, some Very Good, Most are BAD
Pitfowl.com: If 90% of the Radios made by Sony were Junk... 10% good, would you want a Sony ?
JaVahJoe: Your logic is so whacked out. Must be because of your upbringing in the South.
Pitfowl.com: Must be
JaVahJoe: I was brought up in the North. Unfortunately, the same logic you think was spoken here.
Glib: this beotch is strait up wack
-then-
Quote:
JaVahJoe: Now that I live in NYC, where diversity is really prevelent, I see things differently.
Pitfowl.com: Will you walk down a dark alley at 2 am ?
Pitfowl.com: NO, some nlgger will Kill you for $20
JaVahJoe: I do all the time in NYC.
Glib: i own the alleys, fool
JaVahJoe: All the time!!!
Glib: You best to free your mind, before i free my nine
Pitfowl.com: Get over yourself, Glip, your a Chimp
JaVahJoe: Glib, are you black?
Glib: one love
JaVahJoe: Sweet.
JaVahJoe: I think I'll leave this table before I get my chat privileges taken away:-)
Glib: i be trippin over this aryan princess
JaVahJoe: Later glib...pit.
Glib: peace
Endgame:
Quote:
Glib: Pitfowl, either play for real or leave pls.
Pitfowl.com: Idiot, i have been her for 4 Hours....
Glib: dont you bored to play always same game?
Pitfowl.com: no
Glib: since years?
Dealer: Pitfowl.com has three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: Game #5060095728: Glib wins main pot (2590) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Glib: takin money from whitey
Pitfowl.com: I have 125K more.....
LAWL.
Author:  DLong [ Sat May 27, 2006 3:30 am ]
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Why didn't you use the line "Check yo self, before youz reck yourself!"
Author:  Agent_137 [ Sat May 27, 2006 1:58 pm ]
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Quote:
JaVahJoe: Based on what facts?
Pitfowl.com: Google it
LAWL.
Author:  Happy [ Sun May 28, 2006 12:09 am ]
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Quote:
Quote:
JaVahJoe: Based on what facts?
Pitfowl.com: Google it
LAWL.
"wikipedia it!" would have been a better answer
Author:  Glimfeather [ Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:19 pm ]
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Dont u bored?

More hot action:

A person with a *hot* young lady's face in the avatar was playing under the name "Kara", purportedly her own pic...
She proceeded to lose $15k fake dollars in 3 hands of Hold'em, so I quipped
Quote:
Glib: apperently looks arent everything
Kara_Douce: what?
Cashflow42: she is cute
Kara_Douce: :)
Glib: pic from a magazine?
Kara_Douce: lol nope its me
Glib: *right*
Kara_Douce: ok then
Glib: wow attitude
Kara_Douce: what are you talking about lol...stop trying to make an
arguement, i dont even know you, lets just play poker!
Glib: spoken like a true FBI Cybercrimes agent
Cashflow42: you go girl!!!!
Glib: dont you bored to play always same game since years?
Kara_Douce: what was that?
Kara_Douce: your an idiot...just stop talking, its better that way
Glib: Kara, either play for real or leave please.
Kara_Douce: lol..you can just as easily go to another room
Kara_Douce: i think that would be much more preferred
Glib: ITS AS IF THE SERVER SMOKES ROCKS
Kara_Douce: what are you talking about lol...you dont even make sense
Dealer: ZmanJax has two pair, Tens and Fours
Glib: Either play the game correctly od leave
Kara_Douce: yeah ok...idiot
Kara_Douce: you can leave if you want..nobody is stopping you
Glib: i guess gays play Poker now
ZmanJax: that's a pretty big gun you have.......compensating?
Kara_Douce: hahah yessss
Cashflow42: Glib you are wird stop talking
Glib: lets bring the maturity level up a few notches guys
Cashflow42: I need advil for that
Glib: your about to loose this hand, with your poor sportsmanship
Glib: I relly think you guys need to keep a sharp eye on the Kara_Douce
Glib: this is too many cheat scripts for me
/left victoriously
Author:  Agent_137 [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:53 am ]
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Quote:
Glib: I relly think you guys need to keep a sharp eye on the Kara_Douce
Glib: this is too many cheat scripts for me
HAHAHAH.

epic.
Author:  assrott [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:29 am ]
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:lol:
Author:  Hogg [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:04 am ]
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You are great.

By the way... I know the quote "Either play for real or leave please" has been a favorite, especially for Glim. I had no idea where it came from; I assumed it was just from a random pub raid. In a class today I was rummaging through my web server, kinda giving it an enema. I came across some screenshots from a solo pubraid I once did. The one where I suicid bridged a pistol-only clan server with like 5 guys playing. What I didn't remember from that pubraid:
Image

I'm so great.
Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:56 am ]
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I was there, i have that screenshot somewhere...
Author:  Hogg [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:34 am ]
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If I remember right, I was the only one on that pube. Obviously I don't remember it THAT well, though...
Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:47 am ]
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How do i have a screenie of that same phrase? I'll have to dig it up, but I know i have it somewhere. Not the same screenie, one tooken by me.
Author:  Hogg [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:06 pm ]
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Interesting. Perhaps somebody else uttered the same divine passage.
Author:  Happy [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:12 pm ]
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I remember that dumb map, it'd be a fun gungame map
Author:  Hogg [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:32 pm ]
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Maybe if it were bigger.
Author:  dime [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:40 pm ]
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I think that was the same map where we smoke nade-spammed the middle.
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