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Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:18 am ]
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i was an idiot last night. while i was trying to kill happy i ended up destroying 3 kestrels from our corp hangar plus the one i already had. i accidentally attacked him right next to a sentry gun. then i was going to borrow a kestrel and kill him with it but i forgot about the criminal countdown and then the aggression countdown. then when i finally killed him i wasnt far enough away from the sentry guns again. i thought i was but i got the range wrong. i sent 1 mil isk to bashley to pay for the kestrels i destroyed and i dumped a bunch of stuff into the corp hangar. missle and rocket launchers, a few thousand rockets, some afterburners, and some shield boosters.

Author:  Happy [ Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:25 am ]
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This is all true...I did NOT kill him 3 times with my mining laser.

Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:26 am ]
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oh and i recorded the first time i was killed. i was going to record me killing happy but i died instead.

Author:  dime [ Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:34 am ]
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jesus. nice way to fuck up cubed.

Author:  Agent_137 [ Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:50 pm ]
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wish you had read this thread:


http://www.crapyclawn.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1485


in anycase, a mil will buy us 5 kestrels, that's the beauty of our operation.


next time you try to kill some one for lawl and glory, warp to a damn planet. no rats, no sentries, few pirates.

Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:42 pm ]
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actually i read that whole thing. first i was just thinking we were in lowsec and didnt think about the sentry guns being there. then i forgot what kind of range the guns had and guessed too low.

Author:  Agent_137 [ Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:54 pm ]
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ah well, i learned that rule when horatio told me to fire on this enemy and i was promptly vaporized by the nearby sentry gun, in my destroyer.

Author:  KingLoser [ Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:32 pm ]
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Quote:
ah well, i learned that rule when horatio told me to fire on this enemy and i was promptly vaporized by the nearby sentry gun, in my destroyer.
lawl

Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:32 pm ]
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well i will definitely remember the rules about sentry guns better from now on.

Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:37 pm ]
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so should my new kestrel be THE CHAOS GRID, CHAOS GRID II, or CHAOS GRID V?

Author:  Agent_137 [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:26 pm ]
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probably don't have enough characters to fit all that. just leave it the chaos grid

Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:01 pm ]
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my original one was THE CHAOS GRID. so i should be able to fit all of it. but if it has a number i would probably have to take off THE

Author:  Happy [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:52 pm ]
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Chaos Grid V

Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:10 pm ]
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i was thinking about doing a different number whenever my ship gets destroyed and i get another. V would just include the 4 that were destroyed because i was an idiot

Author:  KingLoser [ Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:26 pm ]
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I'm on YOAR MAWM II

Author:  Hogg [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:24 am ]
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I heartily endorse the numbering system... as funny as piloting the "PENIS PANTS" was, having the "PENIS PANTS II" somehow made it even better.

Author:  Agent_137 [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:46 am ]
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I was a fan of numbering until QUIT IT WITH THE POW was destroyed and there weren't enough characters for QUIT IT WITH THE POW II.

Author:  Happy [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:48 am ]
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It seems you're also a fan of crying

Author:  Agent_137 [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:45 pm ]
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YOAR MAWM cries.

Author:  Glimfeather [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:41 pm ]
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Read all the "lol,eve" threads....check.

Get the urge to be a pirate.....check.

Re-download EVE..... check.

Install......................check.

Establish fake email for new "14-days to better buttsechs" ...check.

Feel like a complete fagget........check.




Standing by for "GO". When does the [__] shadow clan issue me my completely outfitted and gassed up penile aircraft?


Let me in, fools.


:oops:

Author:  DRAGONHAWK [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:17 pm ]
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well i think ill have my pirate ready first. my last skill will finish friday morning. then i just need to put on a power core and im done. besides me i think agent and dime are the only people that have done anything at all for making a pirate character.

Author:  Agent_137 [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:19 pm ]
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lawl, none of us can fly our beefy kestrels right now, but we could probably all fly around in the little condors like mosquitos in a matter of hours.

problem is we're all still trying to make a spare penny with our mains, and we have no real clear direction as pirates. Plus, dragon is the only one trained up.


as in the other thread, train for this:
  • condor (frigate level 2)
    2 rocket launchers (missile launcher operation 1 and rockets 1)
    1 light electron blaster (gunnery 1 hybrid turrent 1)
    1 shield booster (engineering 1, shield operation 1)
    1 afterburner (navigation 1, afterburner 1)
    1 warp core stabilizer (warp drive operation)
And then come out to caldari provisions in obe and hit me up on xfire. I'll give you the money for a condor and then I'll have you scout ahead for my main while I pick up the condors and krestlres we've already bought for delivery to obe.

THEN we can grab dragon and ride out and see what kind of damage we can do / get blown up. And hopefully it will be fun!'

p.s.
if you can't afford the skillbooks there should be some in obe in pilot services, you'll need to be added to the corp. let me know when you've put in your app and i'll log on bashley to let you in.

Author:  KingLoser [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:44 pm ]
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Navigation lvl 4 finishes for me tonight, I will start my alt then.

Author:  Agent_137 [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:07 pm ]
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yea, caldari cruiser level 3 finishes tomorrow evening, i'll start training my alt, though she's already got some skills trained up. I'm sure she can fly the condor with only an hour or two training for the AB, though I'm trying to fix her up to fly EWarfare for you guys.

Author:  KingLoser [ Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:28 pm ]
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I'm gonna train up a disrupter.

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